Kim Kardashian, a woman who I once thought could do no fashion or beauty wrong, has gone out and made the biggest faux pas there is: girl’s gone and turned herself the color of runny, reheated turnips.
KK was photographed leaving her hotel in NYC city this past week (where a new Kardashian reality spinoff is said to be taking place) and to combat the dank and dreary fall New York weather, Kim’s gone and turned into the Great Pumpkin a few weeks early.
Kim, girl, just cross your fingers that this horrid spray tan fades and doesn’t splotch off instead. Those sophisticated New Yorkers don’t look too kindly upon socialites doubling as cheap-looking Miami lepers even if it is Halloween.
New Yorkers also don’t care about crappy people whose only claim to fame is being a cheap ass porn star.
Turnips are beige not orange. Turnip head.
yeah, when they’re raw fool. which is why the analogy said mashed. mash many raw turnips?
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#Why not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin,
When it’s approaching Halloween,
Or on your English breakfast, place her next to the bacon,
She could be the beans,
And you always know where she’s been,
And you always know when she’s had a pee,
Cause the toilet seat ain’t clean
Cause the toilet seat has an orange sheen,
CHING, bring out the detergent,
Scrub that oompa loompa it’s urgent,
Have you seen her face it’s disturbing,
How much fake tan are you squirting,
Err it’s hurting my eyes, and your starting to look like the sunrise,
And your fake tan’s so ming, you’re attracting flies!
What network are you on ORANGE
Colour of your bathwater ORANGE
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
BITCH, did you know you’re orange#
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