We’re always fixated on the children of celebrities who don’t turn out normal, but in doing so we forget the other side: The children of celebrities that are so normal it’s fucking hilarious. Charlie Sheen’s oldest daughter, Cassandra Estevez, for example.
This weekend Charlie’s 25-year old daughter got married to her high school sweetheart and if that’s not normal and American enough, get this:
The bride, 25, who met Huffman in junior high, walked down the aisle with her dad to the tune of “Flightless Bird” from the Twilight soundtrack, carrying a bouquet of roses and calla lilies.
The couple said their non-denominational vows under a four-post altar made of birch branches and decorated with white organza, florals and crystals.
Something about how normal and awkward and socially stunted this seems totally appeals to every part of me. Here I was thinking that Hollywood just birthed kids with exotic names and drug problems. I mean, the Twilight soundtrack? That’s not just nerdy, but that’s like, nerdy and out-of-style. Love that. Just love it so much.
Hate the twilight series, but to be fair to her, Flightless Bird is a beautiful song.
The song sounds beautiful for sure, but have you listened to the lyrics!!! talks about”warm poison rats”, “fat house cats, pissing on magazines”…..NOT a wedding song! HaHaHa