

According to the New York Daily News, Lindsay Lohan is "in talks" with NBC's Saturday Night Live to negotiate hosting duties for a December show -- namely, December 4th. However, the show's spokespeople are naturally remaining mum on any developments, stating "We never comment on upcoming hosts until they're announced." Old hat.
But come on. Who wouldn't want Lindsay on their show at this point in her career? Though her last few pre-jail movies had fledgling (OK, practically non-existen...
So, Kate Gosselin, ex-wife of herped-out Jon Gosselin, alum of Dancing With the Stars, oh, and mother of eight children (always forget that last bit), is taking the cover of People magazine yet again -- but not for family drama or diva-like behavior. Gosselin's toned, taut and tanned figure graces the cover of the magazine once again, boasting that she's in the best shape of her life and deserves the right to flaunt it. She's been through so much, after all.
On the topic of her dramatic figure shift, Kate says:
"[This is] the most fit I've ever been ... I've worked really hard! Haven'...
The only Taylor that means anything to me is still out performing her real rock n' roll music around the globe, and her most recent show in Paris looks like it was pretty wild. Her band, The Pretty Reckless, was hired to play the launch of John Galliano's new fragrance and Taylor showed up in her usual raccoon eyes and undies get up. She's a classic in the making, I tell ya.
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Oh Kim. How the fashion gods are not smiling upon you today. Not even a little bit; not even in jest.
Kim Kardashian was photographed earlier this morning in London at the BBC 1 radio station for a promotional interview.
First of all, while I normally think that Kim is well-dressed and lovely and what not, this skirt that could double for a men's locker room towel? I fucking hate it. It's horrible and ugly and all sorts of unflattering. It's the wrong cut, exposes odd parts of ...
John Mayer's Twitter account, which has been a point of contention for many people including ex-girlfriends, attractive black women who agree that Mayer is racist, and other groups that just downright despise John Mayer for being John Mayer (oh! Like me!), is officially off.
The douche's Twitter account had over 3.7 million followers -- for some reason that's probably akin to watching a train filled with puppies derail -- but Mayer recently said that he has plans to communicate with fans via his ...
Reps for both Penelope Cruz and new husband Javier Bardem have confirmed just in the past few hours that the recent Pirates of the Caribbean star is pregnant with the couple's first child, and is four-and-a-half months along. Bardem, obviously, is the father. Otherwise I highly doubt that his PR people would be confirming this pregnancy. But hey. Stranger things have happened.
I know a lot of you guys aren't huge fans of Penny, but you know what? I am. And I think that she's going t...
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