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Happy Early Christmas: Our Girl Lindsay Might Be Hosting SNL This December

photo of a redheaded lindsay lohan with red hair out and about in los angeles on september 14th According to the New York Daily News, Lindsay Lohan is "in talks" with NBC's Saturday Night Live to negotiate hosting duties for a December show -- namely, December 4th.  However, the show's spokespeople are naturally remaining mum on any developments, stating "We never comment on upcoming hosts until they're announced."  Old hat. But come on. Who wouldn't want Lindsay on their show at this point in her career? Though her last few pre-jail movies had fledgling (OK, practically non-existen...

Kate Gosselin’s Bikini Body and Other Urban Legends

photo of kate gosselin in a bikini for the cover of people magazine pictures So, Kate Gosselin, ex-wife of herped-out Jon Gosselin, alum of Dancing With the Stars, oh, and mother of eight children (always forget that last bit), is taking the cover of People magazine yet again -- but not for family drama or diva-like behavior. Gosselin's toned, taut and tanned figure graces the cover of the magazine once again, boasting that she's in the best shape of her life and deserves the right to flaunt it. She's been through so much, after all. On the topic of her dramatic figure shift, Kate says: "[This is] the most fit I've ever been ... I've worked really hard! Haven'...

If Eva Longoria’s Plan To Build Houses In Haiti Works, We’re Horrible People

I came across this video today of Eva Longoria asking celebrities to get involved with her new charity that's helping rebuild homes in Haiti, but something about the message seemed off. Eva, along with eBay and Kompolt, have joined forces to auction off celebrity followers and "special Tweets" to bidders. Basically, if you want Ashton Kutcher or Lady Gaga to start following you on Twitter, all you have to do is make the highest donation to aHomeinHaiti.org. The video suggests that some celebrities can offer to donate a "...

Taylor Momsen Looks Very Adult While Performing in Paris

The Pretty Reckless Performs in Paris The only Taylor that means anything to me is still out performing her real rock n' roll music around the globe, and her most recent show in Paris looks like it was pretty wild. Her band, The Pretty Reckless, was hired to play the launch of John Galliano's new fragrance and Taylor showed up in her usual raccoon eyes and undies get up. She's a classic in the making, I tell ya. [gallery]...

Courtney Love Covers “Bad Romance,” Makes Me Die Inside

How is Courtney Love still doing concerts?  What person is thinking "you know who would be a great person to book for my venue? Courtney Love.  She just seems like such a professional, and such a talent as well!"  I can't answer these questions.  I can't even speculate, because there are some things my mind just can't comprehend, and this little rendition of "Bad Romance" is going on the list, right between imaginary numbers and they way absinthe makes me feel.  Way to go, Courtney. I do know that there's an audienc...

Love It Or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s Towel Skirt

photo of kim kardashian in a really unfortunate outfit outside of the BBC 1 studio in London Oh Kim. How the fashion gods are not smiling upon you today. Not even a little bit; not even in jest. Kim Kardashian was photographed earlier this morning in London at the BBC 1 radio station for a promotional interview. First of all, while I normally think that Kim is well-dressed and lovely and what not, this skirt that could double for a men's locker room towel? I fucking hate it. It's horrible and ugly and all sorts of unflattering. It's the wrong cut, exposes odd parts of ...

John Mayer ‘Quits’ Twitter

photo of john mayer eating his phone, john mayer quits twitter John Mayer's Twitter account, which has been a point of contention for many people including ex-girlfriends, attractive black women who agree that Mayer is racist, and other groups that just downright despise John Mayer for being John Mayer (oh! Like me!), is officially off. The douche's Twitter account had over 3.7 million followers -- for some reason that's probably akin to watching a train filled with puppies derail -- but Mayer recently said that he has plans to communicate with fans via his ...

Oh Snap, Penelope Cruz is Having a Baby!

photo of penelope cruz pregnant photos pictures Reps for both Penelope Cruz and new husband Javier Bardem have confirmed just in the past few hours that the recent Pirates of the Caribbean star is pregnant with the couple's first child, and is four-and-a-half months along. Bardem, obviously, is the father. Otherwise I highly doubt that his PR people would be confirming this pregnancy. But hey. Stranger things have happened. I know a lot of you guys aren't huge fans of Penny, but you know what? I am. And I think that she's going t...

In Other News …

photo of tennis star caroline wozniacki Can the world withstand another Britney engagement? [Celebslam] Sam Trammell topless. You're welcome. [popbytes] The five celebrities who probably smell. Who makes your list? [Pajiba] Lady Gaga is ruining it for the ladies. [Celebitchy] More VMA stuff: Best and Worst-Dressed of the VMAs. [Amy Grindhouse] How in God's name does this woman have such a large ass? Semi-NSFW. [CityRag] Jersey Shore: Like Full House without the STDs? [Pop on the Pop] Lady Gaga releases name of new album, "Born This Way," leaving us wonder...

Kanye West Wants To Give a Toast To The Douchebags

This is the last VMA post you'll see out of me, promise. So did anyone make it to the end of the show to see Kanye perform the Ultimate Frat Boy/Shitty Ex-Boyfriend/Rapist anthem "Runaway" aka "Toast For The Douchebags"? If you didn't, be glad. The message of this song gave me nightmares. You see, Kanye wanted to make an anthem for all those guys you sleep with who never call, the guys who tell blab to their friends what you're like in bed, the ones that make you feel like a jerk for carin...

Lady Gaga, I See Right Through Your Meat Costume

Lady Gaga, as we've already discussed, was quite the spectacle at last night's VMAs and her acceptance speech for Video of the Year was the highlight. You see, Lady Gaga seems to be confused. She seems to think that there's something small, quirky and art house-ish about her style and music, but both are some of the most commercial stuff out there. At one point during the evening she addressed her Little Monsters in the crowd and said, "Tonight, we're the cool kids." But that's so disingenuous. This is Gaga's second y...

Florence and The Machine Was The Best Part of the VMAs Last Night

God, I hope that young American girls had their eyes and ears open last night for Florence and the Machine's VMA performance because it was just stunning. Last night while my friends and I were watching the show, I said, "If I was a 12 year old girl, this performance would be important to me for the rest of my life." My girl Jen was like, "Um, it's important to me for the rest of my life." And I was all, "No. A genuine 12 year old girl. This show is made for tweens and teens and that's ...
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