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Paris Hilton Won’t Be Doing Jail Time For That Cocaine Business

A photo of Paris Hilton As I'm sure you remember, a couple of weeks ago Paris Hilton got arrested for cocaine possession.  One might think that since Paris has already been caught with weed twice this summer, this little cocaine bit might just be enough for her to see some jail time, but no worries!  Paris will be free to take care of her bunnies to her heart's content! In exchange for a guilty plea, Paris is going to get off with a year of probation, a $2,000 fine, 200 hours of community service, and enrollmen...

How Do You Guys Feel About My Chemical Romance?

Because I adore My Chemical Romance.  Their last album, The Black Parade, came out back in 2006 (and has been touching my soul for the past four years), and after taking a hiatus so that a few of the band members could get married and have babies and do that whole thing, they are back.  They've just announced the name of their new album, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, set for release on November 22, and released this little teaser.  From the looks of it, it's going to be another awesome concept alb...

Let’s Listen to Nicole Kidman’s Director Talk About Her Botox Face

A photo of Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman's latest movie, Rabbit Hole, recently premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival.  If you don't know about Rabbit Hole, let me give you a little bit of background.  It's based on a play, and it's about a woman (played by Nicole) whose son gets hit by a car and dies.  The character in the play, and I assume the movie, is understandably not doing so well in the aftermath of that.  There are scenes that feature the character screaming at her mother about how God is a...

Lindsay Lohan Failed A Couple Drug Tests

A photo of Lindsay Lohan And after we all had such high hopes for her. Yeah, last week Lindsay tested positive for cocaine, and she also failed another drug test for an unspecified substance that was not cocaine.  The failure of a drug test is supposed to mean 30 days of jail, but I guess we'll see about that.  I mean, she spent only 23 of what was originally 90 days in rehab, so it doesn't look like anyone is too concerned about strict adherence to sentences in this situation.  It's also being said that because...

Paris Hilton Adopted Twenty Bunny Rabbits

Paris Hilton and 20 bunnies Bleeding heart and cocaine user Paris Hilton recently did a good thing. Kind of. The pet-loving heiress was in a pet store recently when she learned that the cage of bunnies she was looking at were being sold as snake food. Paris decided right then and there that she'd be taking all the rabbits with her. Paris wrote the following about her new additions on Twitter: "The bunnies were meant to be feeders. I saw them at the pet store and they told me they were for snake food and I had to save t...

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen on Ellen

It's been awhile since Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have done press together, but they're back in the game and just hit up the Ellen show yesterday (the episode aired today.) Ellen asked the girls about their "secret twin powers" (Ashley says they're mirror twins, so when one of them is up, the other is down and they need to keep each other checked) before gifting them with oversized purses and sunglasses. The clip above is short, but you get to see the twins interact with Ellen enough that you'll be convinced...

Sandra Bullock: Fruit Fly

Sandra Bullock Leaves the Abbey You guys, I went nuts when I saw these pictures this morning. This is a gallery of Sandra Bullock leaving West Hollywood gay bar, The Abbey looking like she had at least one o their famously strong martinis. Guys! This is my bar! This is where my BFF Edward and I go to throw back Bloody Marys (Or Bloody Molls) and stare at hot dudes in tank tops and "do us". And Ed's obsessed with Sandy, so obviously we were on the phone with each other first thing this morning cursing the fact that neither of ...

Kim Kardashian Is Displeased Over This Blow Up Doll

A photo of Kim Kardashian I have no idea why.  The doll, Kinky Kim, is advertised as a "busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken."  And I will be damned if that's not the most charming, appealing thing I've ever heard.  What woman wouldn't want to have a blow up doll modeled after her?  What's that?  A good deal of woman wouldn't want this?  Whatever, prudes. As it turns out, Kim falls into the category of women who would not appreciate this treatment, and she...

Quotables: Ben Affleck Wants Nothing to Do With His Wife

photo of ben affleck pictures quotables OK, in a manner of speaking, anyway. But it wouldn't surprise me either way. In a recent interview, Affleck states that he doesn't want to work with his wife in films, but for good reason: "Jen is a great actress. I would be profoundly lucky to work with her. But something tells me that people don't want to see real-life couples together at the movies ... I think audiences have a hard time suspending disbelief. They already know a whole bunch of things about the relationship you have with the...

The “10 Best Dressed Women of 2010”? You Be the Judge.

So People magazine, a normally unbiased and objective magazine, recently put out their "Best and Worst Dressed Edition," an edition that I completely agree with normally. However, this year, their Top Ten "Best Dressed" is hardly that. In fact, some of the women that placed were so far from even being on a semi-properly-dressed list. But hey. This is why I don't work for People. Without further ado, the list, in no particular order other than the one I want to use in an effort to mock these fashionistas: Read More />So People magazine, a normally unbiased and objective magazine, recently put out their "Best and Worst Dressed Edition," an edition that I completely agree with normally. However, this year, their Top Ten "Best Dressed" is hardly that. In fact, some of the women that placed were so far from even being on a semi-properly-dressed list. But hey. This is why I don't work for People. Without further ado, the list, in no particular order other than the one I want to use in an effort to mock these...

This is For Any of You Who Thought That the Joaquin Phoenix Hoax Was Not a Hoax

photo of joaquin phoenix pictures of the actor turned rap star So, Casey Affleck, the director of Joaquin Phoenix's "home movie" featuring the eventual breakdown of an award-winning actor-turned-rap star, is finally admitting what everyone in America has known for, well, quite some time: that the Phoenix hoax was just that -- a hoax. According to Affleck, who recently spoke out about the movie: “It’s a terrific performance, it’s the performance of his career." This statement was in response to critic Roger Ebert, after the movie I'm Still Here was...

In Other News …

photo of rachel uchitel tiger woods mistress pictures Who's Kim Kardashian's baby daddy, hm? [Celebslam] Do you care about Kelly Rowland's new single, "Rose Colored Glasses"? [popbytes] Sorry, Frieda Pinto -- grease a la Jersey Shore really isn't for you. [Celebitchy] I'm predicting that Carey Mulligan will be the next, I don't know, Anne Heche or something. [Pajiba] For once and all ... do vaccinations cause autism, or is Jenny McCarthy just fucking nuts? [Zelda Lily] Photos of Matt LeBlanc totally smoking pot. I suppose i...
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