Well, looks like Paris Hilton won't be going to jail after all. FML, Monday. [Celebslam]
Jude Law + Chest Hair = Involuntary fasting. [popbytes]
Night of the Demons? Looks more like Hellraiser to me. [Pajiba]
Is Colin Firth up for an Oscar? Without even seeing the movie in question, I say yes. [Celebitchy]
More Lily Allen baby bump photos! Squee!! [Amy Grindhouse]
Malin Akerman boob. NSFW, duh. [CityRag]
Jersey Shore's Angelina is dating Snooki's sloppy seconds. And I think I just fucking threw up all over my keyboard. Yep. ...
How much you wanna make a bet that these two will be fucking dating engaged by the time this season of Dancing With the Stars is over with?
Based on previous instances, I'm saying that the likelihood is pretty high, guys. Pretty feckin' high....
To his long-time girlfriend, Jill McCormick, who seems just lovely. And she kind of looks like a young Christy Turlington (boy, pulling out all of the eighties and nineties stops on this one -- Eddie Vedder? Christy Turlington? Who's next, Jem and the Holograms?).
Vedder proposed to McCormick last year at the Kennedy Honors Gala in Washinton DC, and according to friends, had been planning for the small, intimate wedding the entire time since. The couple's two daughters were in attendance...
OK. I know we all have varying opinions of Britney Spears ranging from 'goddess' to 'psychopath' to 'dribbling, drooling mental patient,' but there's one thing that you can't deny, one thing that we've all just got to be on the same page about: the nastiness of her stinking, tangled weave.
Uh, still.
Britney was photographed yesterday in LA grabbing a sweet treat and donning what looks like ... I don't even know. I've written about this botched weave in so many other posts that I've ...
Tim Gunn is one of the classiest men on television. I have never heard anyone say one negative word about him, and I've talked to a lot of people about Tim Gunn. There's this pretentious girl that would never shut up about Shakespeare and her immense talent for costume design and writing poetry, and back when I first met her I thought that she might have a chance of being all right, so I invited her over to watch Project Runway. She turned out to be the most annoying girl I've ever met, ...
I know the picture's blurry, ok? I know that. But there are more important things happening right now. For instance, Justin Bieber is at a fucking Hooters.
I don't know if I can place my finger on exactly what I find so enchanting about this picture. Perhaps it's just my Bieber love taking over and making me irrationally excited. Perhaps it's because he could easily be one of the Hooters girl's little sister who happens to be really butch. I don't know, the boy is just a pint-sized packag...
It's JWoww! Of course it's JWoww. The world is not ready for a nude Snooki spread*. The world may never be ready.
E! chatted up JWoww a couple of days ago and asked her about the situation (the Playboy situation, not Mike Sorrentino's creepy abs), and here's what was said:
"Final offer is standing," JWoww told me just the other day. "Hopefully, it will go through."
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, "Winter."
In other words, it's happening, people! JWoww ...
"I've had requests for adoption. In America, a man changed his name legally to Lucius Malfoy. [He] showed me the documentation and then sent me documents to disown my parents and move to be with him in the States in his house, which he had named Malfoy Manor. I kindly rejected that. That was quite scary."
Ok, so on one hand, that is pretty creepy, and I understand that. But on another hand that is much more prominent for me, I really want to see this guy and his house. He's probab...
What's really happening: Rihanna took Katy Perry to a Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas. This was just one of a handful of bachelorette activities the two got into last night: they also hung out by a pool and had some drinks, went to a nightclub and had drinks, then went to a strip club and had drinks. Sounds like a great night.
What could be happening: Anything. This picture, as well as the ones that follow, are so fantastical. I don't mean to be all Kindergarten Teacher on ...
I don't watch that Kardashian show because I really prefer that my trashy reality television showcases alcoholic young adults with ridiculous nicknames or teenage mothers, so I tend not to tell you guys things about them unless it involves The Biebz or blow up dolls or something equally as great. And I think this might be a little more great.
An inmate in Pennsylvania has filed a lawsuit against Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian, saying that their shows have caused him "extreme emotional di...
