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Next Week Is Glee‘s Britney Spears Episode …

And this here promo looks amazing.  It looks like we're going to see a remake of sorts of Britney's "... Baby One More Time" video (there's a link for you, just because the video never fails to throw me right back to middle school, and I don't want to be alone there) and there's even a glimpse of that iconic big ol' yellow snake.  I don't see any references to busted weaves though, so I guess they're keeping it classic. If you guys watched the season premiere last night, then hopefully you'll understand why my personal...

50 Cent … What the HELL Are You Talking About?

photo of rapper 50 cent's twitter picture Did anyone catch Fitty's odd-assed Tweet from yesterday, apparently about blowjobs? Because I did. And for the life of me, I couldn't figure out what he was really saying, where he was going with it, or if he was even sober at the time of said Tweet.  I mean, does one really refer to girls that they want to fuck as 'bitches' these days?  Isn't that, like, sooo 1994 or whatever? A lot of people think that 50 is taking it to the streets (of Twitter) in search of a lady love, Some people th...

Love It Or Leave It: Did Courtney Love Get Plastic Surgery, or Did She Just Bathe?

photo of courtney love at wall street: money never sleeps premiere in new york city pictures plastic surgery So Courtney Love was photographed at last night's New York premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for some reason or another. I can't imagine why she'd be there; I mean, she hasn't been a 'relevant' actress since The People Vs. Larry Flynt, that which she actually won an award for, but hey. I guess everyone's gotta do something with their evenings, and this definitely beats the hell out of staying in like a crazy recluse that eats fried dandelions, lines up their pewter elephant colle...

Dancing Spoiler: The Hoff Was Hoffed on DWTS Last Night


Are you surprised? No? OK, then, me either. Because really, I wasn't. After making the stupid comment heard 'round the world (except in Germany, because they evidently still love him), "It's OK, I'm still a big star in Germany," or something, David Hasselhoff was removed from Dancing With the Stars. Did you watch the show? Were you surprised? Do you think that the remaining contestants heaved a sigh of relief, and not because they weren't the ones sent home? If you weren't watching before, will you start now...

Paris Hilton Learns That a Drug Arrest Like, Affects Your Life and Stuff

Paris Hilton was contractually obligated to greet fans and unveil her fall/winter accessory line with her sister Nicky in Tokyo this week, but it looks like the heiress wont get much further than the airport hotel. Common sense would tell you that someone who’s currently under probation for drug charges wouldn’t be allowed to travel internationally, yet for some reason it didn’t occur to Paris or her people that Japanese authorities wouldn’t welcome her into their country with open...

Jodie Foster Defends Mel Gibson

It seems like everyone in the world has had enough of Mel Gibson after the release of those awful tapes and the antisemitic rants he let loose on a cop after his DUI arrest a couple years ago, but not his recent co-star Jodie Foster. Mel and Jodie just finished wrapping The Beaver, a film that's yet to receive a release date (hmmm, wonder why that may be), and says that her co-star is a wonderful person that's going through a rough time. The actress was quoted as saying, "When you love a friend,...

Not So Surprising: Simon Cowell Is Great at Kicking Game

A photo of Simon Cowell You can kind of tell just by looking at that picture.  If you had no idea who this guy was, you could just glance at the one extra open button and that little patch of exposed chest hair and think "yeah, that guy knows the ladies."  So let's take it up a notch and take some guesses on how many women Simon has slept with, just for funzies.  Fifty sounds kind of intense, one hundred seems a little bananas, but apparently, the number is way higher.  Like nearly a couple thousand higher. X f...

Did You Watch Last Night’s Premiere of Dancing With the Stars?

photo of bristol palin the situation and florence henderson for dancing with the stars pictures 'Cause I've got a secret: I didn't. What, you're wondering, was I doing that could have been so much more important than sitting through God-knows-how-many hours of The Situation and Bristol Palin and Michael Bolton (who I always spell 'Bloton' initially)? Missing all of that high-quality TEEVEE? I was watching my New Orleans Saints positively wipe the field with the now-0-and-2 San Francisco 49ers. Yup. But I'm not here to talk about that, much as I'd like to (poor, poor Reggie Bush). ...

Quotables: Katherine Heigl’s Baby Doesn’t Even Like Her Attitude

photo of grey's anatomy actress katherine heigl and her adopted daughter photos pictures "The first thing she said was, 'Dada,' and then she'd call everybody else she loved 'Dada.' She actually attached to Josh much faster." Ha. Nah, I'm just kidding. Most babies say 'Dada' first, rather than 'Mama' anyway, and that's just 'cause it's easier for their little mouths to form. Or maybe because it's that the always-ego-centric Heigl is now a mom. That could be it, too....

Bieber Lovers Get Ready For the Heartbreak: Justin Caught Kissing Some Chick in a Car

photo of justin bieber making out kissing sucking face with sixteen-year-old jasmine villegas in a car pictures Oh, dude, it is on. This might be my first piece on Justin Bieber ever, because I do have some standards dontyouknow, and man is it a doozy. It looks like the pint-sized Justin has other women beyond Kim Kardashian that he's willing to set his sights on, and it's not only his sights he's been setting upon them -- Bieber was photographed in a serious makeout sesh yesterday by creepy lurkers TMZ and their camera crews and caught the entire thing on film, though it wasn't as if Bieber and his w...

Oh, Wait. Jason Wahler Relapsed, Too!

Jason Wahler Is Off The Wagon What an exciting day to be Dr. Drew! Not one, but two of his former Celebrity Rehab patients are in the news for falling off the wagon. It's almost as if addiction is a serious thing that should be treated in a private way by only the best doctors or something! LOLZ!1!!!! A source spoke to RadarOnline and said that Jason Wahler, former cast member of The Hills and Laguna Beach, is hitting the bottle harder than ever these days: "Things were going so well for Jason until last week," said a...

Dr. Drew’s Rehab Didn’t Work For Chyna, Obviously

Joanie "Chyna" Laurer, a former WWE wrestler who we last saw on Celebrity Rehab, has found herself in the hospital once again for substance-related issues. Although it was initially reported that Chyna was being treated for alcohol poisoning, TMZ is now saying that Joanie OD'd on Benadryl. Supposedly she takes the allergy medication as a sleep aid from time to time (as do I. That stuff makes me pass out and it's non habit forming like Tylenol PM, which is the devil's medicine), but "accidentally" took 4-5 times the recommended dosage. I take two pills because my tolerance for OTC drugs is ...
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