Have you seen our sixteen-year-old girlfriend's latest photo shoot, modeling sister Lindsay's 6126 clothing line? I don't know what appalls me more -- the fact that Ali Lohan is parading around looking like a drugged-out flapper in cheap lace, or the fact that the clothing line itself sucks so hard. Both kind of put a funny feeling in my stomach, and not like the one that you used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Because that wasn't in your stomach.
I mean, I get that these photos...
You want to hear something crazy? I've never seen a single episode of Mad Men. I know, I know, bizarre, right? The show seems right up my alley -- kitschy, retro production design, fabulous wardrobes, 'manly' men, the goddess Christina Hendricks (oh, and my once-nemesis, January Jones), and yeah. Never saw it. Knowing me, I'll probably get into it in the last season it airs or something, because that's usually how I roll. I'm a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland and 24, but I didn't even watch that show until it was in its second-to-last season. But hey. I guess everyone'...
Portia de Rossi has legally changed her name, but not to something cool like Portia de Batman, which is what I would have changed it to if I were her.
Nope, Portia has just taken on the last name of her wife, Ellen DeGeneres and will now legally be known as "Portia Lee James DeGeneres".
The couple married back in 2008 and are famously dedicated to one another. Congratulations to both of them for taking this next step.
There's no word yet on whether or not Portia will also be taking t...
Hey, it looks like Lindsay really doesn't give a crap about being sober or, you know, living. [Celebslam]
Live Tori Amos: Concertina! [popbytes]
Celebrities who could be mistaken for hobos -- the best line I've read all week. [Pajiba]
Katy Perry, boobs, boobs, boobs, and uh, more boobs. [Zelda Lily]
Yup. Ashton Kutcher has officially supposedly hit this. [Allie is Wired]
Because I practically peed, I can't even think of a catchy headline for this one. It's a (new) photo of Bri...
Michael Douglas has been battling throat cancer and the actor has been speaking publicly about his disease. In his most recent interview, Michael said that he believes his cancer was brought upon by the stress he's been dealing with in both his public and private life.
Michael said, "This type of cancer can be brought on by alcohol and tobacco abuse and by a certain type of sexually transmitted reason, but I look on it as stress. I've had a pretty stressful year on a number of fronts, some of whi...
Here's a photo of Madonna and daughter Lourdes at the launch of their new fashion line, and seeing as how these guys are smart designers now, I just wanted to take a moment to analyze their ensembles. When I first saw this picture, my first thought was "Oh, that's nice - Lourdes is a grunge era hooker and Madonna is her no-nonsense, more classy pimp." And I stand by that. If you don't see it, just take a look at Lourde's peekaboo flannel and Madonna's leather gloves. Now picture a dramat...
Remember that sensitive and well-thought-out Tweet that Lindsay composed 'apologizing' to her fans and supporters for relapsing on coke and amphetamines? Yup, looks like it was well-thought-out by her 'friends' -- and it was all hashed out and dissected over round after round of Jack and Coke. According to Us Magazine:
That didn’t mean Lohan had to take admission seriously. As she composed her draft at [LA restaurant] Magnolia, her pal gave suggestions on what words to use. “They kept rea...
Everyone's freaking out over the announcement that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler will be taking over the spots formerly held by Ellen and Simon Cowell on the American Idol judges panel, but I think they're the perfect choices.
Steven Tyler has always been one of the most fun performers to watch on and off the stage and he knows his music. Jennifer Lopez has exactly what Paula had, a strong background in dance and a successful crossover to both singing and acting. Both judges are at the ...
I saw these pictures of Jamie Oliver holding his new little baby boy, Buddy Bear (seriously) and couldn't help but notice that it looked like the little guy's neck was about to snap off. Even though Jamie is a father of four, he still hasn't picked up on the importance of neck support.
Dude, give the kid a chance. Even if he forgives you for that name, he's still going to have a whole host of spinal issues.
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Have you seen our sixteen-year-old girlfriend's latest photo shoot, modeling sister Lindsay's 6126 clothing line? I don't know what appalls me more -- the fact that Ali Lohan is parading around looking like a drugged-out flapper in cheap lace, or the fact that the clothing line itself sucks so hard. Both kind of put a funny feeling in my stomach, and not like the one that you used to get climbing the rope in gym class. Because that wasn't in your stomach.
I mean, I get that these photos...
You want to hear something crazy? I've never seen a single episode of Mad Men. I know, I know, bizarre, right? The show seems right up my alley -- kitschy, retro production design, fabulous wardrobes, 'manly' men, the goddess Christina Hendricks (oh, and my once-nemesis, January Jones), and yeah. Never saw it. Knowing me, I'll probably get into it in the last season it airs or something, because that's usually how I roll. I'm a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland and 24, but I didn't even watch that show until it was in its second-to-last season. But hey. I guess everyone'...
Portia de Rossi has legally changed her name, but not to something cool like Portia de Batman, which is what I would have changed it to if I were her.
Nope, Portia has just taken on the last name of her wife, Ellen DeGeneres and will now legally be known as "Portia Lee James DeGeneres".
The couple married back in 2008 and are famously dedicated to one another. Congratulations to both of them for taking this next step.
There's no word yet on whether or not Portia will also be taking t...
Hey, it looks like Lindsay really doesn't give a crap about being sober or, you know, living. [Celebslam]
Live Tori Amos: Concertina! [popbytes]
Celebrities who could be mistaken for hobos -- the best line I've read all week. [Pajiba]
Katy Perry, boobs, boobs, boobs, and uh, more boobs. [Zelda Lily]
Yup. Ashton Kutcher has officially supposedly hit this. [Allie is Wired]
Because I practically peed, I can't even think of a catchy headline for this one. It's a (new) photo of Bri...
Michael Douglas has been battling throat cancer and the actor has been speaking publicly about his disease. In his most recent interview, Michael said that he believes his cancer was brought upon by the stress he's been dealing with in both his public and private life.
Michael said, "This type of cancer can be brought on by alcohol and tobacco abuse and by a certain type of sexually transmitted reason, but I look on it as stress. I've had a pretty stressful year on a number of fronts, some of whi...
Here's a photo of Madonna and daughter Lourdes at the launch of their new fashion line, and seeing as how these guys are smart designers now, I just wanted to take a moment to analyze their ensembles. When I first saw this picture, my first thought was "Oh, that's nice - Lourdes is a grunge era hooker and Madonna is her no-nonsense, more classy pimp." And I stand by that. If you don't see it, just take a look at Lourde's peekaboo flannel and Madonna's leather gloves. Now picture a dramat...
Remember that sensitive and well-thought-out Tweet that Lindsay composed 'apologizing' to her fans and supporters for relapsing on coke and amphetamines? Yup, looks like it was well-thought-out by her 'friends' -- and it was all hashed out and dissected over round after round of Jack and Coke. According to Us Magazine:
That didn’t mean Lohan had to take admission seriously. As she composed her draft at [LA restaurant] Magnolia, her pal gave suggestions on what words to use. “They kept rea...
Everyone's freaking out over the announcement that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler will be taking over the spots formerly held by Ellen and Simon Cowell on the American Idol judges panel, but I think they're the perfect choices.
Steven Tyler has always been one of the most fun performers to watch on and off the stage and he knows his music. Jennifer Lopez has exactly what Paula had, a strong background in dance and a successful crossover to both singing and acting. Both judges are at the ...
I saw these pictures of Jamie Oliver holding his new little baby boy, Buddy Bear (seriously) and couldn't help but notice that it looked like the little guy's neck was about to snap off. Even though Jamie is a father of four, he still hasn't picked up on the importance of neck support.
Dude, give the kid a chance. Even if he forgives you for that name, he's still going to have a whole host of spinal issues.
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