Remember that weirdness back in the early years of the new decade where Ashlee Simpson had her original nose and Fallout Boy and Good Charlotte and Sum-41 were all pretty popular and so were those black and white Vans loafers?
Ah, the Pete Wentz heyday.
Anyway, the couple formerly (and independently, of course) known as 'punk rawk cool' was photographed with their adorable son, Bronx Mowgli (yep, there's that, um, rawkness again), on a playdate at a Sherman Oaks, CA park.
A couple of observations on these photos -- Bron...
This is not the kind of stuff that I want to wake up early on a Monday morning to see -- really.
Above, you see Fergie dressed like a fucking bloated old catfish of a step-auntie whose ankles swell at the first sign of a warm day and who has a voice like Fran Drescher.
Looking good, Fergie. I totally have no idea why your husband would want to hook up with strippers, you know, ever....
Lindsay Lohan has lucked out once again. Instead of straight up canceling the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, the producers of the film are talking about moving the shoot to Los Angeles to accommodate their star's busy court schedule.
From TMZ:
As we first reported, it's going to cost the flick a chunk of change to move from their original location in Louisiana -- but we're told they are willing to spend the dough to keep Lindsay as the lead.
One source tells us, "We're staying [in Los Angeles] -- good for the movie, but also the best way to deal with trav...
Kim Kardashian got the ol' feely feely from a TSA employee this morning at LAX. You know, I've been through that same security gate maybe ten times in the last four years and I've never been checked. Should I take it personally? Do you think that maybe Kim's went to the next stage of the screening process because of her former BFF-ness with Paris Hilton A.K.A. I Travel With Cocaine In My Vagina Lady?
Regardless, you know that TSA chick was on her celly in the bathroom to her best friend wit...
After failing two drug tests in the short time since she's been released from jail, the judge went hard on Lindsay Lohan yesterday, throwing her in back in the clink without bail until it's time for her sentencing. Lindz wound up getting out of jail by the end of the day because a another judge decided that since the initial crime she was on probation for was a misdemeanor, she was entitled to bail. However, homegirl has a stricter list of rules to follow now than ever.
Apparently Lindsay had t...
We found out last week that she prefers father to her mother, but I don't think I've seen any photos of Naleigh since she was adopted. She's looking a little bleary eyed in these photos (the two had just arrived at JFK) but generally adorable. There haven't been any public updates on the status of her heart condition, but she seems like a healthy and happy child.
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If you guessed Nikki Blonsky, dude you'd be wrong.
So, who's the woman in the above photograph? Jump in to find out her identity and some pretty sordid stuff about her past!
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Leave it. In the cheaply-designed Sun-In box that it came from. Then, if you saved the receipt, drive your ass back to the discount store that you bought it from and beg the pimply-faced Assistant Manager to give you your money back.
But either way, you're fucked, Katherine. One, 'cause it's a really unfortunate corn-stained mess of a color, and two, because duh, stores don't give refunds these days -- just store credit.
Ha. ...
In a turn of events that frankly shocked everyone, Lindsay Lohan has landed her ass back in jail not thirty days after being released. And she's not being held with any bail, either. This means she could be sitting in jail for the next thirty days.
Canyoufuckingbelieveit.
Lohan was due in court today after failing two drug tests -- one for cocaine, and one for Adderall. Rumors had also been circulating that she was back in the old drinking saddle, too.
People "close" to Lindsay's c...
“It’s over. The franchise is dead. The press killed it. Your magazine fucking killed it. New York Magazine. It’s like all the critics got together and said, ‘This franchise must die.’ Because they all had the exact same review. It’s like they didn’t see the movie. Got any more gum?”
- Chris Noth telling New York Magazine how hurt he was by the Sex and the City 2 reviews.
Ok, Chris, listen. Maybe they didn't see the movie, maybe that's true. Or maybe it was just a shitt...
