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Caption This: Emma Watson in Her Jammies

photo of emma watson harry potter star standing outside in her pajamas with short hair cut pictures Emma Watson, or Hermione Granger of Harry Potter fame, if you're a nerd like me, was caught short in pajamas earlier this week when her college dorm at Brown University was evacuated for a tripped fire alarm. While everyone was okay, Emma seemed kind of perturbed that she'd been ushered outside in her motherland-proud t-shirt and bedhead. In related news, Kristen Stewart is reportedly wigging that Emma is trying to steal away her man, Robert Pattinson. Emma, who starred alongside Pattinson i...

Lil Wayne Checks in From Jail

Lil Wayne called into that new MTV show The Seven from jail, and you guys! It's so nice to hear his voice again! Here's what he said: Duh he had a number one single while he was in the clink, he recorded a bunch of stuff before he went in so we wouldn't have to miss him too much. He's gotten over a million letters and he gets to keep them all when he goes home. The first thing he wants to do when he's released is hug and kiss his kids. The second, he claimed, was not suitable for television audiences. Why haven't more shows been do...

I Have Career Advice For Alexis Neiers

Alexis Neiers to Pen Book I just saw that Bling Ring Queen Bee, Alexis Neiers is planning on writing a book and I was all, "Where can I buy a copy and will she be doing a signing at The Grove Barnes & Noble?" Then I continued to read and was very disappointed to find out that homegirl thinks she's going to write a fiction jumpoff. From TMZ: The description, we're told, reads in part: "Think Gossip Girl goes to Hollywood -- It is a cautionary tale as well as a guilty pleasure; the reader is plunged into the...

Jack Sparrow Returns

Johnny Depp Films Scenes as Captain Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp was photographed while shooting some scenes for the fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, and while I personally couldn't give a shit, I'm sure that millions of you do. You'd have to, right? I mean, that's why they're making a fourth one of these extremely high budget movies despite the fact that Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly aren't even returning, correct? Where's my Three Men and a Baby follow up that I was promised? [gallery]...

Just Because You’re Sisters Doesn’t Mean You Should Wear The Same Dress, Kardashians

A photo of Khloe and Kim Kardashian Photo via TMZ I love fashion.  Not so much in a "check out this designer, isn't he so similar to this designer?" way, more in a "this skirt is adorable, this fabric is awful, look at how horrible the construction is on this dress" way.  I like to look at clothes, I like to make clothes, and on a different note, I absolutely adore talking smack.  So understandably, whenever two celebrities (however loosely defined that term may be) wear the same dress, I get excited. In an extremely ...

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Renew Their Wedding Vows

photo of lamar odom and khloe kardashian pictures Ah, it seems like rather recently that power couple Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian were tying the knot as young, naive celebrities. ... Oh, wait. Fuck. It was just recently, as in a year ago. Anyway, the couple who have still yet to procreate despite constant 'bump watches' and false 'confirmations,' celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary yesterday, complete with vow renewals. The ceremony was put together by Odom as a surprise for his blushing bride, and it took place at Irvin...

The Lindsay Lohan Heroin-Crack-or-Meth? Photos Emerge!

photo of lindsay lohan injecting drugs with syringe needle pictures And how long did you really expect to hold out until something like this happened? Another few years? Months? Weeks? Days? Naturally, since Lindsay is apparently derailing as we speak, in spite of her recent jail stint and court-ordered rehab stay visit, photographs have been brought to public knowledge and they all show her holding a syringe above her arm, apparently about to inject an unnamed substance. X17 has run across various photos, all grainy in quality, but almost indisputab...

Courtney Love: No Plastic Surgery For Me!

photo of courtney love at the 2000 golden globe awards pictures Remember this photo? Where Courtney actually looked pretty good and not so jacked? Mm-hmm. Everyone thought that she'd undergone some sort of plastic surgery or, at best, podding, but at the rumors, Courtney waggles her finger and says, 'Oh no, girlfriend.' So why does Courtney Love look so ... clean as of late? Meditation and chanting. Yup. Of course. Courtney claims: "I used Tony Robbins' concerto of modeling from people who are good influences on me," she tells Us Magazine. "I t...

David Beckham Almost Kicked Some Dude’s Ass

David Beckham had just finished up playing a game with the LA Galaxy (does anyone else always forget that he plays for the States/that soccer exists?) when a "fan" shouted out "STOP WITH THE PROSTITUTES!" Instead of continuing to walk into the locker room, he turned around and approached the fan, and was all, "Say it to my face! Say it to my face!" There's not a whole lot to say about this other than I found this kind of fascinating to watch. Becks doesn't even look like he's denying the dude's accusation, he just loo...

In Other News …

photo of the spice girls pictures retro Megan Fox's Armani ad ... I actually really like it, believe it or not. [Celebitchy] Hey, Christina Aguilera: your makeup and plastic surgery are really, really showing. [popbytes] Check out the trailer for Rupert Grint's latest movie. You know, just because it's Rupert Grint. [Pajiba] Did Hayden Pannettiere get a boob job? Decide for yourself. [Celebslam] Michael Lohan does the smart thing and threatens Lindsay's lawyer. Yep. You read that right -- threatened a lawyer. [Amy G...

Lohan Takes in a Flick Before Heading Back to Rehab

The paparazzi caught Lindsay Lohan leaving the Arclight Theater last night around 2 A.M., which is kinda funny because homegirl's expected to check back into rehab today. The movies, girl! You should have been at the movies for the last three weeks! It's so nicely air conditioned in there and the Arclight is really comfortable and wonderful theater experience overall. But what I really want to know is what she saw. I checked the Arclight movie times, and the best bet is Wall Street or Waiting for Superman. The Town was o...

Snooki Chats Up Zach Galifianakis, My Head Explodes

Ok, this is a clip from an episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live that aired last week, so I'm a few days late in showing this to you guys.  And I apologize for that, I really do.  But I'm here with it now, and I think that's what really matters. Zach showed up to promote his new movie, It's Kind of a Funny Story (which comes out October 8th and should also be fantastic), and Snooki showed up to promote her drunken lifestyle or that wildly popular show she's on or something, I'm not too clear on that part.  Anyway, Zach said that he doesn't watch Jersey Shore because he's a "grown man," but that he did meet "Snorki" backstage, and she "had a stepladder and kissed me everywhere."  He sticks around ...
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