Photo via Popeater
This is what Bjork wears to press conferences. She just goes through her closet, wades through the dresses shaped like animals and the half avante garde, half completely misguided outfits until she finds just the right completely horrendous jumpsuit with rosettes that try to eat her thighs, gives a sigh of relief, and suits up.
This is really just Bjork being Bjork, so I can't hate too much. Even though I think rosettes might be directly from the devil....
“I did it to get rid of the old Vienna, but now no one recognizes me. I have to scream at people saying, ‘I’m Vienna from The Bachelor!’”
- Vienna from The Bachelor on her new haircut.
You know, Vienna, I wouldn't worry about trying to get people to remember you anymore. Your moment's kind of gone, and the only people who care about you anymore are people like me who enjoy blogging about you. But not for the right reasons, Vienna. My love is not pure. So please, for yo...
As if the photo above of Peaches Geldof getting ready to smooch on a magazine poster of Rupert Grint wasn't enough, Peaches went ahead and discussed her feelings further on Twitter:
Little known fact about me: I've been writing Harry Potter fan fiction under a pseudonym for quite a while now. I'm never revealing myself!!
'Ron: The Ginger Hero', by Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof. 'Ron, ron, your name- a song, your hair, a flame, your eyes of green...'
...'Ron, Ron, it wont be long, til you and...
I don't know if you know this about me, but I love Hailey Glassman. Out off all the young girls we've seen dragged in and out of the media this year due to their trashy extramarital affairs with semi-famous men, Hailey Glassman has long been my favorite. Why? I think she's buckwild. I don't think she really cares about much beside her family and smoking weed and animals and music. She just did something dumb by hooking up with Jon Gosselin and hey! If her name is going to be talked about at all...
"I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman! I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else...' Whack! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that's it."
- Crazy ol' Jerry Lewis describing his feelings on Lindsay Lohan.
Maybe not so much that first part, Jerry, but I think a spanking and an extended stay in rehab would do wonders for Lindsay. After all,...
Not ready to commit to the full 'California Gurls' wig but you still want to do a little something to show off your spunky style? Katy Perry has the solution (so did I. In high school.)
Her subtle tribute to her fiance's favorite football team, West Ham, is elegant but still kind of kooky and eye catching. This isn't the first time Katy's repped her man's #1 team, either.
While some may question whether or not there's a point to having unnaturally colored locks in the first place, it cert...
I first saw this story break on TMZ, and you know they're usually right on their stories, but I was kind of skeptical. I figured that we'd hear a whole hell of a lot more about the story than just a small blurb that vaguely outlined what may or may not have happened. Then, like, seconds later, I got an email tip from Radar Online saying that it definitely was true, and that they have the video footage proving it, so I watched it.
The video, which you can view here, was shot (and sold) by an ...
But it can buy you a $2M apartment on Park Avenue in New York City, compliments of Tiger Woods' hush money!
Just when we thought Rachel would 'give up everything' to be with Tiger Woods, she goes and buys what many are considering a 'swanky' 3 bed, 3 bath condo with white glove service -- despite the fact that the Homeowner's Association in the building didn't want Rachel to have any part of their abode. And I can't say that I blame them -- Tiger scandal aside, who'd want to share a buil...
Paris Hilton thought she could get by on the "I was holding it for a friend" defense when it came to her recent arrest for cocaine possession, but her Twitter account put a stop to that.
The Chanel purse that the baggie of blow fell out of was photographed in Paris' possession the night she was arrested, but if that's not enough evidence, the heiress actually Tweeted a photo of the purse over a month ago with the caption, "Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today. :)"
Yikes. I've heard of Twi...
With mom directing her first feature and big sis off blogging her fashions somewhere, little brothers David Banda and Rocco Ritchie were left to spend the day with their dad, director Guy Ritchie. The scene was pretty cute even though one of Madonna's body guards tagged along for their pasta dinner.
Kind of makes me miss the days when Madge and Guy were an item. Too bad he thinks she's retarded.
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T.I. and his new wife were arrested late last night for possession of a controlled substance. Psst. It was Ecstasy. [Celebslam]
Khloe Kardashian lost her million-dollar engagement ring from Lamar Odom. Stupid fucking buffalo. [popbytes]
Today is 90210 day. As in, you know, 9/02/10. Ugh, really? [Pajiba]
The Situation just bought a Bentley. And now I'm going to fucking cry. [Celebitchy]
Wanna see Glee's Matthew Morrison in a banana hammock? [Zelda Lily]
The Douche Never ...
Photo via Popeater
This is what Bjork wears to press conferences. She just goes through her closet, wades through the dresses shaped like animals and the half avante garde, half completely misguided outfits until she finds just the right completely horrendous jumpsuit with rosettes that try to eat her thighs, gives a sigh of relief, and suits up.
This is really just Bjork being Bjork, so I can't hate too much. Even though I think rosettes might be directly from the devil....
“I did it to get rid of the old Vienna, but now no one recognizes me. I have to scream at people saying, ‘I’m Vienna from The Bachelor!’”
- Vienna from The Bachelor on her new haircut.
You know, Vienna, I wouldn't worry about trying to get people to remember you anymore. Your moment's kind of gone, and the only people who care about you anymore are people like me who enjoy blogging about you. But not for the right reasons, Vienna. My love is not pure. So please, for yo...
As if the photo above of Peaches Geldof getting ready to smooch on a magazine poster of Rupert Grint wasn't enough, Peaches went ahead and discussed her feelings further on Twitter:
Little known fact about me: I've been writing Harry Potter fan fiction under a pseudonym for quite a while now. I'm never revealing myself!!
'Ron: The Ginger Hero', by Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof. 'Ron, ron, your name- a song, your hair, a flame, your eyes of green...'
...'Ron, Ron, it wont be long, til you and...
I don't know if you know this about me, but I love Hailey Glassman. Out off all the young girls we've seen dragged in and out of the media this year due to their trashy extramarital affairs with semi-famous men, Hailey Glassman has long been my favorite. Why? I think she's buckwild. I don't think she really cares about much beside her family and smoking weed and animals and music. She just did something dumb by hooking up with Jon Gosselin and hey! If her name is going to be talked about at all...
"I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman! I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else...' Whack! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that's it."
- Crazy ol' Jerry Lewis describing his feelings on Lindsay Lohan.
Maybe not so much that first part, Jerry, but I think a spanking and an extended stay in rehab would do wonders for Lindsay. After all,...
Not ready to commit to the full 'California Gurls' wig but you still want to do a little something to show off your spunky style? Katy Perry has the solution (so did I. In high school.)
Her subtle tribute to her fiance's favorite football team, West Ham, is elegant but still kind of kooky and eye catching. This isn't the first time Katy's repped her man's #1 team, either.
While some may question whether or not there's a point to having unnaturally colored locks in the first place, it cert...
I first saw this story break on TMZ, and you know they're usually right on their stories, but I was kind of skeptical. I figured that we'd hear a whole hell of a lot more about the story than just a small blurb that vaguely outlined what may or may not have happened. Then, like, seconds later, I got an email tip from Radar Online saying that it definitely was true, and that they have the video footage proving it, so I watched it.
The video, which you can view here, was shot (and sold) by an ...
...
But it can buy you a $2M apartment on Park Avenue in New York City, compliments of Tiger Woods' hush money!
Just when we thought Rachel would 'give up everything' to be with Tiger Woods, she goes and buys what many are considering a 'swanky' 3 bed, 3 bath condo with white glove service -- despite the fact that the Homeowner's Association in the building didn't want Rachel to have any part of their abode. And I can't say that I blame them -- Tiger scandal aside, who'd want to share a buil...
Paris Hilton thought she could get by on the "I was holding it for a friend" defense when it came to her recent arrest for cocaine possession, but her Twitter account put a stop to that.
The Chanel purse that the baggie of blow fell out of was photographed in Paris' possession the night she was arrested, but if that's not enough evidence, the heiress actually Tweeted a photo of the purse over a month ago with the caption, "Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today. :)"
Yikes. I've heard of Twi...
With mom directing her first feature and big sis off blogging her fashions somewhere, little brothers David Banda and Rocco Ritchie were left to spend the day with their dad, director Guy Ritchie. The scene was pretty cute even though one of Madonna's body guards tagged along for their pasta dinner.
Kind of makes me miss the days when Madge and Guy were an item. Too bad he thinks she's retarded.
[gallery]...
T.I. and his new wife were arrested late last night for possession of a controlled substance. Psst. It was Ecstasy. [Celebslam]
Khloe Kardashian lost her million-dollar engagement ring from Lamar Odom. Stupid fucking buffalo. [popbytes]
Today is 90210 day. As in, you know, 9/02/10. Ugh, really? [Pajiba]
The Situation just bought a Bentley. And now I'm going to fucking cry. [Celebitchy]
Wanna see Glee's Matthew Morrison in a banana hammock? [Zelda Lily]
The Douche Never ...