

Women choose to have children for lots of reasons. Sometimes a woman feels like she has a familial obligation. Sometimes a woman feels like she was simply born to be a mother. And sometimes, a woman feels like a baby will keep her out of jail and rehab. Guess which one of these categories Lindsay Lohan falls under?
Here's the original report from In Touch:
Despite her recent legal issues — and recent reports that while driving she allegedly clipped a stroller with a toddler in it — Li...
Ellen DeGeneres, one of the coolest cats on the planet, was photographed last night working her fierce runway tactics (I always thought the word 'tactic' was funny, because if you split it in half and reverse it, you get 'tictac.' And I love Tic Tacs. Especially the orange ones. They're the best) for the Richie Rich Spring 2011 fashion show in New York City.
First, on the pictures, isn't Ellen just the most adorable thing on the face of the earth? The answer to that question would be 'ye...
"When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”
Megan Fox, quite possibly one of my favorite celebrities of all time, talking about how people don't take her seriously. Heh. Got you on that one, didn't I? But the joke's really on Megan. We don't roll our eyes at your marriage, Meg. We...
Adam Brody recently did an interview with writer Diablo Cody and she asked him what he thought about celebrities such as Kristen Stewart, who seem put off by the fame that comes with their job.
At the time Adam offered a pretty candid response saying, "It's only gotten worse, I'm sure, being a celebrity. At the same time, I don't have a lot of patience for people who moan about it too much. Because there are many things you could do... It's like, quit... you don't need to be an actor, so it's ...
So remember that time back in July that Snooki got arrested? Well, she had to go to court for that yesterday, and her judge was not afraid to share his true feelings:
"You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe," Judge Damian Murray chastised the demurely, all-black-clad reality starlet. "Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life. If it was scripted, only you can determine whether it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck."...
Someone is naive enough to allow Chris Brown into their life. I'm amazed. [Celebslam]
I've probably asked this before, but am I the only one completely grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Really? [popbytes]
Unbelievable photos of January Jones from the X-Men: First Class shoot. [Pajiba]
Do you want to see Gwyneth Paltrow's ethereal and blessed pink bra? Or were you one of the ones who thought her boobs held themselves up? [Celebitchy]
Some churches no longer think that God is a man....
And by 'eat my hat,' I clearly mean 'eat a gun,' but didn't think it was entirely appropriate to blast the words EAT A GUN! in the headline of this post. I mean, some of you are at work, and a headline of such nature would surely attract the boss's attention (unless you are the boss, and in that case, kudos to you). I'm not looking to get anyone fired today, you know.
Anyway, Celebrity-Gossip.net is reporting that Kat Von D just might be pregnant, and the father of said zygote is none ...
Late yesterday afternoon, Rich Cronin of LFO passed away after suffering a stroke as a result of his lengthy battle with leukemia. Cronin was diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia in 2005 after suffering bouts with exhaustion and headaches. After going into remission in 2006, Cronin founded the Rich Cronin Hope Foundation, which was intended to bring awareness to the disease, and encouraged people to donate blood and bone marrow to those suffering it. Cronin was in remission for four yea...
Ok, so here's how this happened. I was on the phone with my BFF last night, talking about spiders or Supernatural or something, when she stopped and was like "Emily. Emily, listen." And then she told me this beautiful story, which I, in turn, am sharing with you guys.
Billy Ray Cyrus and his son, Trace (that guy up there hugging on Miley that used to be in Metro Station, and also a beautiful douchebag) are working on a new reality show where they "investigate conspiracy theories involv...
I wasn't sure how I felt about Taylor Momsen for a while. With the whole "my vibrator and I are BFF" thing, I was like "well, good for you, Taylor." With the "reinventing rock and roll" business, I was like "oh, Taylor, you do sound earnest." She's kind of like this girl I used to know back when I was helping out with the Teen Book Club at the library who got a tattoo of a pentagram with a goat head inside of it because she just really, really embraced Satanism: it's kind of sweet that she feels so strongly about it, but there's a pretty good chance she's g...