John Mayer’s Twitter account, which has been a point of contention for many people including ex-girlfriends, attractive black women who agree that Mayer is racist, and other groups that just downright despise John Mayer for being John Mayer (oh! Like me!), is officially off.
The douche’s Twitter account had over 3.7 million followers — for some reason that’s probably akin to watching a train filled with puppies derail — but Mayer recently said that he has plans to communicate with fans via his blog instead of tweeting to his heart’s content.
My thoughts? Oh, yes. It’s a lie, it’s a sham, it’s a total farce. John Mayer, communicate with fans via anything other than Twitter? Ha! Nope. He’s gonna start showing up at people’s front doors now. You just wait and see.
And please start with me, John. I have a giant wad of raw hamburger that I’d love to shove down your throat.
This is the how manieth celebrity to quit the twitter? And at least his second. Twitter is like the shiny little beacon-head of what is driving human civilization further into the ground.
UM, I disagree with this entirely! I LOVE John Mayer! So gtfo Bro!