So we already knew that Montana Fishburne ruined her relationship with her father Lawrence Fishburne by starring in a porno and using the family name, but this new porno mag cover and interview she did might really put it over the top. I've censored this so not everyone has to see Montana's ass first thing in the morning, but as you can clearly see, the headline on her cover reads, “I’m Not Doing Sh*t To Him, But F**king And Having My Career.”
I'm mortified for this 19 year old chick at this point and I don't even know her. How horrible to purposefully put your family through something like this. However, Montana says that she's not being selfish and that she's just living her dream. In her interview with Asis, she said, "This is something I've been thinking about for four years, so I didn't want to wait. I was so excited to get started and I am so excited.”
I guess technically I have no problem with people doing porn as long as it's what they want to do, but in this case, don't you think that there's too many warning signs that say she's not doing this for herself? It seems like her desire to live this lifestyle is based off of her early teenage dreams and the hope that she'll piss off her father, no? It's a little suspect, to say the least. I hope she doesn't grow to regret it.
(...and if you want to see the uncensored cover, it's after the jump, you perverts.)
Read More />So we already knew that Montana Fishburne ruined her relationship with her father Lawrence Fishburne by starring in a porno and using the family name, but this new porno mag cover and interview she did might really put it over the top. I've censored this so not everyone has to see Montana's ass first thing in the morning, but as you can clearly see, the headline on her cover reads, “I’m Not Doing Sh*t To Him, But F**king And Having My Career.”
I'm mortified for this 19 year old chick at...
Kate Gosselin was photographed in the doorway of her Reading, Pennsylvania home earlier in the week sending her kids off to what appeared to be either a sleepover (they were carrying pillows in garbage bags, at any rate) or just their nightly respite out in the back shed behind the house -- true 'stars' like Kate Gosselin don't let children sleep in the house, duh.
Kate also mugs it up for the ever-present paparazzi, who caught some rather interesting faces on film. I don't know if it's true emotion or just Botox shining through, but it doesn't matter -- it's all for the cameras, anyway.
[gallery] />Kate Gosselin was photographed in the doorway of her Reading, Pennsylvania home earlier in the week sending her kids off to what appeared to be either a sleepover (they were carrying pillows in garbage bags, at any rate) or just their nightly respite out in the back shed behind the house -- true 'stars' like Kate Gosselin don't let children sleep in the house, duh.
Kate also mugs it up for the ever-present paparazzi, who caught some rather interesting faces on film. I don't know if it's true...
And no, you're wrong, she looks absolutely nothing like the Central Park-living lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York who has an affinity for pigeons and who looks like she smells like raccoon, silverfish, and urine. Nope, not at all.
Jennifer Aniston, quite possibly my favorite celebrity of all time, is up for yet another edition of Harper's Bazaar, looking ... I don't know. a) Her age, thankfully -- she's a pretty woman, you know. b) OK in some of the photos, but not so much in other photos. c) Desperate to appear 'campy' and 'fun.' d) all of the above.
I'm going with d) all of the above. That's the correct answer, though any one of the other answers would be appropriate.
Thanks for the heads up from ONTD, who brought the photos to our attention. I'm going to go and watch Home Alone, now.
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/>And no, you're wrong, she looks absolutely nothing like the Central Park-living lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York who has an affinity for pigeons and who looks like she smells like raccoon, silverfish, and urine. Nope, not at all.
Jennifer Aniston, quite possibly my favorite celebrity of all time, is up for yet another edition of Harper's Bazaar, looking ... I don't know. a) Her age, thankfully -- she's a pretty woman, you know. b) OK in some of the photos, but not so much in other p...
And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts -- about the tweet; shame on you. Who'd have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? -- so she removed the tweet.
OK then.
That's the oldest trick in the book, girl. You're slinging Jesse's anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck's sake.
Enjoy! />And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts -- about the tweet; shame on you. Who'd have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? -- so she removed the tweet.
OK then.
That's the oldest trick in the book, girl. You're slinging Jesse's anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck's sake.
Enjoy!...
"I dress for myself. Clearly, it's provocative, but it makes me feel good. And if the only reason it makes someone uncomfortable is because I'm 17, then that person's a scumbag because it shouldn't matter."
- One of the many amazing quotes from Taylor Momsen in this Spin interview. Y'all got to read it.
I still love her. I think she's buckwild. />...
Even though they totally got caught making out the other day, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still pretending that they're not a couple. Are we supposed to believe that they're two co-stars that are all BFF-status and can't leave each others sides? Either they want us to believe that they are asexual or that they are the most co-dependent people on Earth. I mean, they work together, they hang together, they take plane rides together... then this morning, just two days after being busted for making out, they walked out of LAX with a body guard between them. Yeah, they're boning. And we all know it.
[gallery] />Even though they totally got caught making out the other day, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still pretending that they're not a couple. Are we supposed to believe that they're two co-stars that are all BFF-status and can't leave each others sides? Either they want us to believe that they are asexual or that they are the most co-dependent people on Earth. I mean, they work together, they hang together, they take plane rides together... then this morning, just two days after being busted...
The image above is a just-released promotional photo for Katie Holmes and Josh Duhamel's new movie The Romantics. I saw it and thought, "How cute. I bet that movie will be adorable."
And then I read its IMDB page. Ready? Here's the plot description:
Seven close friends reunite for the wedding of two of their friends. Problems arise because the bride and the maid of honor have had a long rivalry over the groom.
Oh, cool. So they're basically making a movie out of the last situation I would ever want to witness/be a part of ever. Two grown women fighting digging up old beef over some hot dude that they both had a crush on. And it's Katie Holmes and Anna Paquin (not pictured above)? Fabulous.
Call me a feminist spoil sport, but if I ever have to see another movie about women fighting at a wedding, I'll kill myself. My Best Friend's Wedding, Bride Wars. I've been there. Why don't they make a movie about a woman who realizes she harbors insanely inappropriate feelings for a man who isn't interested in her and instead of attending his wedding to ruin it with her own agenda, she decides to take the high road and stay home. Or, I don't know, do something with her life that doesn't involve chasing after someone who doesn't love her.
I can love RomComs, guys. I can. But can we back off of this cliche for like, a decade maybe? Just enough time to get everyone's heads straight? />The image above is a just-released promotional photo for Katie Holmes and Josh Duhamel's new movie The Romantics. I saw it and thought, "How cute. I bet that movie will be adorable."
And then I read its IMDB page. Ready? Here's the plot description:
Seven close friends reunite for the wedding of two of their friends. Problems arise because the bride and the maid of honor have had a long rivalry over the groom.
Oh, cool. So they're basically making a movie out of the last situation I would ever wan...
I'm not talking about the cute hat or the incredibly sparkling coat or the inexplicable blue feathers. I'm not even talking about all of those things together. I'm talking about the gold tooth.
On one hand, it's a little silly. A gold tooth, Ke$ha, really, that's the look you're going for? But on the other hand, I get it. It sort of fits together nicely with the whole gold Trans Am, whiskey-loving, "I don't take myself very seriously. I don't think I should or could" thing she has going on, and you just have to turn on a radio to see that it's working for her.
For me, I would leave the gold tooth in a Public Enemy music video where it belongs. For Ke$ha, I think it's just right. What about you guys? />I'm not talking about the cute hat or the incredibly sparkling coat or the inexplicable blue feathers. I'm not even talking about all of those things together. I'm talking about the gold tooth.
On one hand, it's a little silly. A gold tooth, Ke$ha, really, that's the look you're going for? But on the other hand, I get it. It sort of fits together nicely with the whole gold Trans Am, whiskey-loving, "I don't take myself very seriously. I don't think I should or could" thing she has going on, and...
“The truth is, we do love each other. I pray to God she’s always in my life. We were friends before this, and at the heart of what we are and will be is friends. Two good, really dear friends, and that trumps anything else. We’ve been through everything - the whole gamut of the heights of love to the depth of heartbreak. I mean, we’ve been on quite a journey. And the idea that a person that you’re in a relationship with can change you so drastically and have that deep of an effect on your life, just that idea, I mean, what a gift to be able to use that, to be able to create something from it that we can see again."
Oh, Justin. The saddest little Justin of all time. Can't you see that Drew-baby's leading you around by the penis strings*? I think you're super sweet, and you sound like a really intelligent, well-tuned-in guy. Drew's awesome, too, and I love her just as much as I do you, just in a different way. But I can just imagine that you're probably sick of hearing that same phrase every three months, too.
*Really fucking frightening imagery />“The truth is, we do love each other. I pray to God she’s always in my life. We were friends before this, and at the heart of what we are and will be is friends. Two good, really dear friends, and that trumps anything else. We’ve been through everything - the whole gamut of the heights of love to the depth of heartbreak. I mean, we’ve been on quite a journey. And the idea that a person that you’re in a relationship with can change you so drastically and have that deep of an effect on your...
I know there's a lot of people out there who feel strongly -- uh, very strongly -- about True Blood. I? Am not one of them. It's not that I hate the show; it's just that I've never seen it. I'm not a big vampire fan (I'll take Freddy Krueger or ghosts any day), and televised drama series don't really appeal to me on the whole (with the exception of 24, and we all know how that one panned out). But with the world's current obsession with all-things-vampire, I can see how the show itself would be a bit hit.
With that in mind ...
The stars of True Blood -- Anna Paquin, Alexander Skarsgaard, and Stephen Moyer, namely, were photographed for cover of the notable magazine's September issue naked, covered in blood and pushing their pale, undead genitals upon one another. I talked to a friend of mine who's super obsessed with the show (and with Anna Paquin) about the magazine cover, and she's probably rubbing one out as we speak, based on how excited she was when we discussed it.
Are you like my friend? Do you love it? Hate it? Do you even watch the show? />I know there's a lot of people out there who feel strongly -- uh, very strongly -- about True Blood. I? Am not one of them. It's not that I hate the show; it's just that I've never seen it. I'm not a big vampire fan (I'll take Freddy Krueger or ghosts any day), and televised drama series don't really appeal to me on the whole (with the exception of 24, and we all know how that one panned out). But with the world's current obsession with all-things-vampire, I can see how the show itself would be a...
According to TMZ, when Simon Monjack died just a few short months ago, Brittany Murphy's mom, Sharon, was sleeping in bed with him:
Brittany Murphy’s mother told investigators that she shared a bed with her daughter’s husband Simon Monjack after Brittany passed away … this according to sources close to the investigation.
The L.A. Coroner’s Office just released their report on Simon Monjack’s death.
In the report, the investigator documents an exchange with a person whose name has been withheld — but whom law enforcement sources have identified as Brittany’s mother, Sharon Murphy.
According to the report, the investigator and the unnamed person (Sharon) were going through the master bedroom in the Hollywood Hills home that Simon shared with Brittany … when (Sharon) pointed to one side of Simon’s bed and identified it as “her side of the bed.”
Sharon also told the investigator that certain prescriptions in the nightstand — bearing the names Sharon Murphy and Sharon Monjack — were also hers.
The report doesn’t suggest sexual contact between the two.
The autopsy report also claims that Monjack was much, much sicker than anyone thought - not only was he suffering from pneumonia at his time of death, he also suffered multiple heart problems and grand mal seizures. The report also verifies that Monjack had three types of anti-depressants in his system, along with pain medications, anti-anxiety drugs, heart medications and anti-hypertensive drugs, though the coroner's office ruled out any kind of overdose, as the drugs were at 'safe' levels.
Previous suggestions that toxic mold had anything to do with both Brittany Murphy's or Simon Monjack's deaths were refuted early on after Simon's death by Sharon Monjack, who is the last-remaining survivor in the family home.
How scary. How awful. How ... bizarre that Sharon was sleeping with Simon. And by 'sleeping,' I genuinely mean 'sleeping,' not 'fucking.' Was there something going on between the two people, or were they both just so sad and wrecked over the loss of Brittany - a loving daughter and doting wife - that the two joined together in an effort to comfort one another in the only way they knew how? />According to TMZ, when Simon Monjack died just a few short months ago, Brittany Murphy's mom, Sharon, was sleeping in bed with him:
Brittany Murphy’s mother told investigators that she shared a bed with her daughter’s husband Simon Monjack after Brittany passed away … this according to sources close to the investigation.
The L.A. Coroner’s Office just released their report on Simon Monjack’s death.
In the report, the investigator documents an exchange with a person whose name has been withheld — but whom law enforcement sources have identi...
