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Adrian Grenier is Doing 90210 Now?

Fuckin' celebrities. It's as if being famous for being decent at one thing is never enough for them. Adrian Grenier (the dude who plays Vinny on Entourage and Melissa Joan Hart's love interest in the greatest movie of the last century, Drive Me Crazy) and his band The Honey Brothers are set to appear on an upcoming episode of 90210. Acting wise, Adrian's playing a possible love interest for AnnaLynne McCord, but seeing as he's only slated to appear in one episode, I'm thinking that nothing's going to materialize between the two. Who still watches 90210? Has it been any good this season? />Fuckin' celebrities. It's as if being famous for being decent at one thing is never enough for them. Adrian Grenier (the dude who plays Vinny on Entourage and Melissa Joan Hart's love interest in the greatest movie of the last century, Drive Me Crazy) and his band The Honey Brothers are set to appear on an upcoming episode of 90210. Acting wise, Adrian's playing a possible love interest for AnnaLynne McCord, but seeing as he's only slated to appear in one episode, I'm thinking that nothing's goin...

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Hugh Grant (yes! Remember him?!) makes out with a mystery woman. [Celebslam] Katie Price iPods? Fucking shoot me now. [popbytes] The Switch is probably as bad as you've imagined. [Pajiba] Chelsea Handler's such a coog. [Celebitchy] Why yes, Miranda Kerr is pregnant, you sly goat, you. [Amy Grindhouse] Does Richard Simmons not age? [CityRag] I can never get enough photos of Drew Barrymore being wasted in public. It takes me back to a time when things were much simpler. [Pop on the Pop] Jennifer Aniston really is a kind of a wishy-washy jackass. [Zelda Lily] Rihanna and Mariah Carey on a duo? No. Thank you, but no. [OMGBlog] You know you wanna hear Kat Von D talk about Jesse James on the radio. Stop kidding yourself. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Hugh Grant (yes! Remember him?!) makes out with a mystery woman. [Celebslam] Katie Price iPods? Fucking shoot me now. [popbytes] The Switch is probably as bad as you've imagined. [Pajiba] Chelsea Handler's such a coog. [Celebitchy] Why yes, Miranda Kerr is pregnant, you sly goat, you. [Amy Grindhouse] Does Richard Simmons not age? [CityRag] I can never get enough photos of Drew Barrymore being wasted in public. It takes me back to a time when things were much simpler. [Po...

Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes Are Totally Missing The Point

Eddie Cibrian is getting away with murder. Lucky him, right? The guy cheats on his wife, Brandi Glanville, and then leaves her for LeAnn Rimes and the press, along with his Brandi, blames her. And over a year later, Brandi is still swiping her claws in LeAnn's direction, saying that while LeAnn thought that she'd successfully taken Eddie away from her, the formerly married couple were still getting it on on the side. From UsWeekly:
When Us Weekly recently asked Brandi Glanville, 37, about reports that she hooked up with estranged husband Eddie Cibrian, 37, after he'd already left her for LeAnn Rimes, 28, she coyly replied, "Eddie and I both know the truth." A source confirms in the new Us Weekly that the two spouses, who filed for divorce in August 2009, were indeed intimate last fall. "Leann stole her husband, so Brandi doesn't owe her," the source says. "And Brandi couldn't care less. She's already moved on to another relationship." Indeed, Glanville told Us she's dating an "amazing man."
It's pretty sad to see two beautiful women fight over the same scummy, poorly behaved man. Especially when they're both fighting for the same thing: His fidelity. Neither of them are going to get that at this point, you know? Brandi's hurt feelings are totally understandable. As the mother of Eddie's children, it must have been heart wrenching to see him in the papers with LeAnn, knowing that they'd started something behind her back. However, Eddie's the one who gave up his family and his good guy status to get some younger ass on the side. Blaming "the other woman" is just so old and unproductive. />Eddie Cibrian is getting away with murder. Lucky him, right? The guy cheats on his wife, Brandi Glanville, and then leaves her for LeAnn Rimes and the press, along with his Brandi, blames her. And over a year later, Brandi is still swiping her claws in LeAnn's direction, saying that while LeAnn thought that she'd successfully taken Eddie away from her, the formerly married couple were still getting it on on the side. From UsWeekly: When Us Weekly recently asked Brandi Glanville, 37, about reports that she hooked up with estranged husband Eddie Cibrian, 37, after he'd ...

Jon Stewart Calls Out Jennifer Ansiton For Being a Bad Date

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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c Jennifer Aniston www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Have you ever been on a kinda sorta date with somebody and you hoped that it wasn't a date so you did everything you could to imply that it was a totally platonic meeting without actually saying that it was a platonic meeting? Like, I don't know, talking about other men or women your dating, watching your body la...

Taylor Momsen Knows How To Rock Out, You Guys

After all the game she's been spitting about how rock n' roll she is, Taylor Momsen knows she has to deliver on stage. Now, these photos don't have an audio accompaniment, but you can get an idea as to what Taylor thinks it is that makes her so legitimate. Poor 16-year old kid, you know? In her recent interview with Spin, Taylor put Rihanna on blast saying, “People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna‘s wearing f– leather jackets, and it’s really annoying.” Because raccoon eyes and paired with slips and hooker heels isn't as pop-rock as it gets? More photos of Taylor after the jump... Read More />After all the game she's been spitting about how rock n' roll she is, Taylor Momsen knows she has to deliver on stage. Now, these photos don't have an audio accompaniment, but you can get an idea as to what Taylor thinks it is that makes her so legitimate. Poor 16-year old kid, you know? In her recent interview with Spin, Taylor put Rihanna on blast saying, “People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna‘s wearing f– leather jackets, and it’s really annoying.” ...

Britney Spears Doesn’t Bathe

Britney Spears has been looking pretty all right for the past couple of weeks, right? I mean, better than this, at least.  And do you know who you can thank for that turnaround?  You can thank her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, because he gave her an ultimatum:  she could either have her lack of personal hygiene or a boyfriend:
Brit's man Jason Trawick has worked himself up into a lather and told the singer that she smells a little bit toxic and needs to shower more often – or she’s dumped. Those close to her – although we’re guessing they’re not too close – say Britney refuses to wash her hair for days and often doesn’t change her clothes. A smell-conscious friend told Heat: “Britney’s not the type to cover herself in pretty-smelling lotions. She hates washing her hair, so sometimes it can smell downright sour. She’ll sometimes grab an outfit and wear it two or three times a week. Recently she put on a sundress for the third day in a row, but Jason refused to leave the house with her until she put on something else.” It sounds like Britney’s cleaned up her act since Jason mentioned her whiffy aroma, and has been changing more regularly. Friends have said the singer’s hygiene problem is down to laziness – and the fact that she’s so used to having an army of stylists dressing her that she can’t be bothered to do it herself. “She was the same when she was with K-Fed,” said one friend. “Thankfully, she’s trying more now because even she knows you couldn’t think of a more embarrassing reason for a relationship to break down.”
There's been recent sightings of Britney wearing the same outfit twice in one week, and her hair really speaks for itself, so I'm going to go ahead and believe this story, or at least believe that there's a grain of truth to it.  And while I think that's so sad, it's really just another chapter in the saga of Britney Spears and her zany ways. Hurry up with that new album, Britney, so we can once again wipe your crazy slate clean and praise you for good-time music! />Britney Spears has been looking pretty all right for the past couple of weeks, right? I mean, better than this, at least.  And do you know who you can thank for that turnaround?  You can thank her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, because he gave her an ultimatum:  she could either have her lack of personal hygiene or a boyfriend: Brit's man Jason Trawick has worked himself up into a lather and told the singer that she smells a little bit toxic and needs to shower more often – or she’s dumped. Those close to ...

The One in Which I Feel Bad For Tila Tequila

You know, I rag on Tila Tequila as much as the next person. I think she's a conniving, vindictive, lying little famewhore that deserves zero iotas of fame, because not only is she talentless, but she's also vapid and insipid, and tries to hide that with her big fake tits.  And that's just bad. But lets put aside my personal opinions on Tila Tequila's inadequacies. These photos were taken of Tila Tequila in the aftermath of the 'Juggalo Gathering,' where she was attacked. Many said that Tila was making the incident up, but after Method Man's admission that he, too, had problems with the crowd, many people changed their stories and said, 'Hell, if Meth was attacked, Tila must have been, too, 'cause she's so much more obnoxious.' My opinion? While her ass shouldn't have been there anyway -- because really, who wants Tila Tequila at any public event that they have to pay money for; I'd be pissed, too -- it was totally wrong and reprehensible for the crowd to react in the way they did. It was said that she 'insulted' the crowd. Funny thing.  Method Man was attacked because he supposedly 'insulted' them, too. My thoughts? These assholes in the audience were looking to be 'insulted,' and jumped at the chance to intentionally injure an onstage performer, no matter who it was, or what straws they had to grasp at in order to justify it. So, yes. Tila Tequila is a pain in the ass, and she definitely does have some evident personality disorders and a plethora of emotional issues to match, but she is a person. And anyone who says that she 'deserved' this or 'should have gotten worse' is as bad as the people in the audience who were bombing people -- OTHER LIVING, BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS -- with broken glass, shit and beer cans. [gallery] />You know, I rag on Tila Tequila as much as the next person. I think she's a conniving, vindictive, lying little famewhore that deserves zero iotas of fame, because not only is she talentless, but she's also vapid and insipid, and tries to hide that with her big fake tits.  And that's just bad. But lets put aside my personal opinions on Tila Tequila's inadequacies. These photos were taken of Tila Tequila in the aftermath of the 'Juggalo Gathering,' where she was attacked. Many said that Tila was...

LeAnn Rimes is “Swingin'” on America’s Got Talent

Aw, that's funny. I thought that show died. At any rate, the show is not dead, and LeAnn Rimes actually performed as a guest star this past week, debuting her latest single, Swingin'. So, ah, appropriate, LeAnn! Did Eddie co-write this for you? Produce it? Inspire it? No, I'm kidding. I have no idea what this song is actually about. It could be about, you know, swangin' from rope swings into the local crick. It could be about swangin' on the swangs at the muni park -- the one that three counties share. Who kn...

Uh, Happy Birthday, Frances Bean Cobain.

The offspring of Courtney Love and the deceased Kurt Cobain turned eighteen Wednesday morning (and Happy Birthday, to you girl) and special mommy Courtney had a lot to say about her only child's birthday via -- what else (OK, aside from her 'blog') -- Twitter! There's a whole slew of amazing gems on there, but I'm going to handpick the best of the bunch:
beyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda? youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build that is positive, and i want to know why now that your of age. i ahve this palaver has cost youy my dear over 4 million in legal bills. and none of it wa snecessary, demand not just wylldes butt eState just come home,. it took a year but i got the sickest townhouse in the village, theres 4 floors, just come home, i pray to god snap out ofit so how could she do it to me, ? dont answer fiddle you need to answer use the family wizard, i took the high road, i rasised you well and im so sorry i couldnt protect you from lairds greed and need to f-ck with you daqrlingyou oinbly get 37% Of in utero NO LAWYERS!I LOVE YOU@! im sure her dog., everyone else has a f-cking agenda , that chantel if i see her shes a goner thats for dammed sure. grosspig?poisonkids i shouldve hooked up in some loveless marriage to a powerful hedgefund guy then youd be safe, im sorry i didnt. for your sake.i love you.
So, yeah. If you understood any of this really, you deserve an honorary degree from the University of your choice, complete with fancy tassled mortarboard and robes. Or a lifetime supply of Lithium. I'm going with the latter. And cripes, Frances is eighteen? Meaning daddy Kurt's been dead for sixteen years? I am getting old. I mean, I remember this shit. Vividly. I didn't care too much, but I remember the world -- and my classmates -- in mourning. Sheesh on all of it. />The offspring of Courtney Love and the deceased Kurt Cobain turned eighteen Wednesday morning (and Happy Birthday, to you girl) and special mommy Courtney had a lot to say about her only child's birthday via -- what else (OK, aside from her 'blog') -- Twitter! There's a whole slew of amazing gems on there, but I'm going to handpick the best of the bunch: beyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda? youve...

Do You Want to Be Jennifer Lopez’s Personal Assistant?

Here's a hint:  the correct answer is "fuck no."  If you have any doubts about that, check out the job requirements listed in September's issue of Life and Style:
“The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries, among others things,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “You’ll be expected to travel at a moment’s notice and must know how to adjust in each city.” As expected, working for a celebrity like J. Lo isn’t a 9-5 job. “You can’t have a personal life — no baggage, significant others or pets allowed. The job is 6 days a week, at least 12 hour days with one day off, but you may not get off for weeks,” says the insider. “You’ll be on call 24/7 and you’ve got to be organized and always on point.” And while hanging out with A-Listers may be glamorous - the insider notes the candidate must be comfortable around “very high profile people” - there are more mundane duties as well. “You have to change diapers, work on little sleep and cook if the butler is away,” the insider continues. And: “You have to know when J. Lo has her snack time. She won’t say she’s hungry, you’re just expected to have food waiting.” But don’t worry, there will be some glamorous moments too; our source says qualified candidates get to help J. Lo dress for red carpet events and photo shoots. The salary for this gig? $55,000 to $65,000. Tickets to the Oscars may or may not be included!
Yeah, there's a specification that you can't have a personal life, and yes, you have to be telepathically in tune with Jennifer Lopez at all times, but OMG, you might get to go to the Oscars! But really, the only way I would ever sign up for this job with those demands is if I knew that Jennifer would recount behind-the-scene stories of Anaconda at least once a week.  I would gladly give up my personal life and my freedom to hear J. Lo talk about wrestling a snake with Ice Cube or getting creeped on by Jon Voight.  Gladly. />Here's a hint:  the correct answer is "fuck no."  If you have any doubts about that, check out the job requirements listed in September's issue of Life and Style: “The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries, among others things,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “You’ll be expected to travel at a moment’s notice and must know how to adjust in each city.” As expected, working for a celebrity like J. Lo isn’t a 9-5 job. ...

Check Out Rob + Kristen’s Bel Air Love Shack

I called them out yesterday for denying their couple status, and now I gotta do it again. According to celebrity-gossip.net, the hideous mansion pictured above is where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are killing time while waiting for filming on the newest Twilight movie to start. Yup. Just two c0-stars who have a totally platonic relationship and spend every waking moment together renting a house in Bel Air. As friends, guys. They're just friends. Like Beyonce and Jay-Z. Friends. [gallery] />I called them out yesterday for denying their couple status, and now I gotta do it again. According to celebrity-gossip.net, the hideous mansion pictured above is where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are killing time while waiting for filming on the newest Twilight movie to start. Yup. Just two c0-stars who have a totally platonic relationship and spend every waking moment together renting a house in Bel Air. As friends, guys. They're just friends. Like Beyonce and Jay-Z. Friends. [gallery...

Love It or Love It: Jeff Goldblum’s Colonitail

Jeff Goldblum's Baby Ponytail My homie Chuck dropped a bomb on me last year, ready? When a dude has a small ponytail like that, you can refer to it as a "Colonitail", as in, "Colonial ponytail." I know. Changed my life, too. Anyway, so I saw these pictures of the extremely relevant Jeff Goldblum out in London, doing him and rocking the baby pony and I thought to myself, "What a bold and interesting move. Surely I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't share this." So I'm sharing it. Five photos of Jeff Goldblum and his...
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