I think I have a sister-crush on Demi Lovato. I think she's adorable, beautiful, funny, and all-out sweet. All of that Joe Jonas business? Ugh, girl, you are so much better without him, 'cause he's a tool who only dates women with really strong eyebrows, and you're perfect just the way you are. Even if you did have some fun, virginal chemistry with him in Camp Rock, you're better off. You're going to do some big things, girl.
And about this Camp Rock business ... I have to admit: I was a big fan. I'm not normally a Disney-watcher (I'm twenty-seven years old, for fuck's sake), but I stumbled upon the debut of Camp Rock a few years ago when it first aired and I couldn't tear my eyes away. No matter how I wanted to flip past the channel, I couldn't. The only way that I was able to stop the madness was when my husband came home from a golf tournament that night -- as soon as I heard the key in the front door, that shit was gone. Could you imagine? How embarrassing. Much to my poorly-executed chagrin, however, he turned into bed early and I was able to resume watching ... Camp Rock. Loved it. And it's become The Day After Tomorrow for me -- one of those movies that just has to be watched when it's on television, regardless of what's going on that day or night.
Is it one of my favorite movies? Hardly. Would I go out and rent it, or worse, buy it? Fuck to the no. One thing I will say, though: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam debuts September 3rd at 8 PM ET sometime soon, and I am all about that shit.
I mean, uh, cool for them. />I think I have a sister-crush on Demi Lovato. I think she's adorable, beautiful, funny, and all-out sweet. All of that Joe Jonas business? Ugh, girl, you are so much better without him, 'cause he's a tool who only dates women with really strong eyebrows, and you're perfect just the way you are. Even if you did have some fun, virginal chemistry with him in Camp Rock, you're better off. You're going to do some big things, girl.
And about this Camp Rock business ... I have to admit: I was a big fa...
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She was the horsey-looking make-you-think-of-blowjobs chick from Jersey that made it far ... ish on American Idol a few years back, and endured some kind of weird sex photography scandal? Yeah, that Antonella Barba.
I know you're just totally wondering what she's been up to over the past few years, and you're probably just dying in anticipation, wondering what surprises are in store for you in this post. I won't hold back on you any longer -- I came across the "official video" of Antonella's latest "hit" song, "Jersey Girl." And boy, oh boy, is it ... fucking awful. I'm not even going to try and be all creative with my wording or provide you will ill-concealed snark; it's just fucking awful. From the cheesy filming to the song itself, to the -- !! -- singing and even beyond the dancing. It's terrible. So, Happy Monday.
And I dare you not to get this song stuck in your head for the rest of it.
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I know you're just totally wondering what she's been up to over the past few years, and you're probably just dying in anticipation, wondering what surprises are in store for you in this post. I won't hold back on you any longer -- I came across the "official video" of Antonella's ...
Katy Perry got herself a little press not too long ago by making comment on her Twitter page about entertainers using blasphemy in their performances. She Tweeted,"Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke,” and many suspected that comment was her response to Lady Gaga's recently released music video for 'Alejandro'.
When asked by The Advocate (it's a good interview, you should read it) whom she was directing that statement toward, Katy replied, "Anyone. Whether it’s Madonna hanging on a cross or Russell using the Lord’s name in vain, it makes me feel … I guess I’m just sensitive to it. But the media loves to create these catfights with women — it’s almost a fetish. Sometimes you see it with bands like Blur and Oasis, but rarely you see it between anyone but girls because guys get off on the whole idea. I’m a huge fan of Lady Gaga, and hundreds of my tweets have been dedicated to her brilliance."
Although Katy indirectly said that, although they haven't spoken, there's no unsettled beef between the two pop stars.
While there's something to be said for Katy's defense of her former religion, I do think it's fairly hypocritical of her to pick and choose what she's offended by in such a clearly biased fashion. To her blasphemy is cheap, but I've never seen Lady Gaga shoot whipped topping out of her breasts. Something tells me the church might not like that much, either. Katy Perry usually seems to be pretty judgment-free, so it's odd to me why she can't see that her stance on this is shocking if nothing else. />
Katy Perry got herself a little press not too long ago by making comment on her Twitter page about entertainers using blasphemy in their performances. She Tweeted,"Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke,” and many suspected that comment was her response to Lady Gaga's recently released music video for 'Alejandro'.
When asked by The Advocate (it's a good interview, you should read it) whom she was directing that statement toward, Katy replied, "Anyone. Whether it’s Madonna hanging on a cross or Russell...
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are still totally doing the whole, "He's straight and we're dating" thing. Jesus. How long have they been putting this on? Like four years now? Crazy.
The "couple" is vacationing in Hawaii together and were snapped playing around on the beach yesterday.
Hey, Zac. Nice hat. Did your boyfriend pick that out for ya?
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Shit. Well, these photos were the source of a lot of realizations this morning. 1) Marion Cotillard is still way prettier than me, 2) The September issues of fashion magazines are hitting the newstands and THAT means two things: 1) It's fall, basically, 2) My clothes are even more out of date. Whatever! Like I care! But still, guys! It's that time of the year! Fall fashion!
Dare I ask if anyone is particularly into any fall trends? And do you think that some day I will be as pretty as Marion Cotillard?
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Shit. Well, these photos were the source of a lot of realizations this morning. 1) Marion Cotillard is still way prettier than me, 2) The September issues of fashion magazines are hitting the newstands and THAT means two things: 1) It's fall, basically, 2) My clothes are even more out of date. Whatever! Like I care! But still, guys! It's that time of the year! Fall fashion!
Dare I ask if anyone is particularly into any fall trends? And do you think that some day I will be as pretty as Marion...
Taylor Momsen must be pissed she wasn't offered this role.
It was just announced that Maggie Gyllenhaal has been cast in Hysteria, a film set in the Victorian era that focuses on the invention of the vibrator.
Maggie will be playing the daughter of a doctor who invents a new, vibrating cure for hysteria. Yes, that's totally actually how vibrators were invented. To treat hysteria. Little did they realize, they'd also cure boredom, loneliness and the desire to sleep with people who generally gross you out so you can get some Goddamn play.
That should be good. Hope her brother makes one about the invention of the butt plug next. Did I go to far? />Taylor Momsen must be pissed she wasn't offered this role.
It was just announced that Maggie Gyllenhaal has been cast in Hysteria, a film set in the Victorian era that focuses on the invention of the vibrator.
Maggie will be playing the daughter of a doctor who invents a new, vibrating cure for hysteria. Yes, that's totally actually how vibrators were invented. To treat hysteria. Little did they realize, they'd also cure boredom, loneliness and the desire to sleep with people who generally gross you out so you can get ...
True Blood co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer tied the knot in Malibu yesterday. The bride wore a simple halterneck gown with Neil Lane jewels, and the groom wore a traditional dark suit. A source spoke to People and gave a generic "I was at their wedding"-type quote, "It was a beautiful evening to get married and the sunset was gorgeous. Anna and Stephen seemed very excited to celebrate their wedding day with their families and close friends."
Isn't that just great for them! Maybe their vampire love will inspire Kristen and Rob to do the right thing. />
True Blood co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer tied the knot in Malibu yesterday. The bride wore a simple halterneck gown with Neil Lane jewels, and the groom wore a traditional dark suit. A source spoke to People and gave a generic "I was at their wedding"-type quote, "It was a beautiful evening to get married and the sunset was gorgeous. Anna and Stephen seemed very excited to celebrate their wedding day with their families and close friends."
Isn't that just great for them! Maybe their...
Bad news, tennis fans (and I'm sure that there are dozens of you out there.) Serena Williams has announced that she wont be playing in this year's US Open due to a continued pain in her right knee. After Wimbledon this year, Serena hurt her knee on a broken glass and the slow healing process has made her unfit to play.
From People.com:
"It is with much frustration and deep sadness that I am having to pull out of the U.S. Open," the tournament’s three-time champion said in a statement released Friday by her publicist.
The tennis superstar’s withdrawal also means she won't team with older sister Venus to defend the doubles title they won in at the U.S. Open last year. Venus, who hasn't competed on tour since Wimbledon because of a bothersome left knee, is expected to play singles at the tournament, which kicks off Aug. 30 in Flushing Meadows, N.Y.
Wow. Well, I'm sure that news is devastating to someone who cares.
What I've pulled from this is that Serena Williams is in a weakened state and so she probably doesn't have it in her to tackle and kill me. She's huge, you know? I'm afraid of her. />Bad news, tennis fans (and I'm sure that there are dozens of you out there.) Serena Williams has announced that she wont be playing in this year's US Open due to a continued pain in her right knee. After Wimbledon this year, Serena hurt her knee on a broken glass and the slow healing process has made her unfit to play.
From People.com:
"It is with much frustration and deep sadness that I am having to pull out of the U.S. Open," the tournament’s three-time champion said in a statement released Friday by her publicist.
The tennis superstar’s withdrawal also means she won't team with olde...
"You know what was amazing to me? Finally not having a frickin' cop outfit. I'm so tired of these butchy polyester outfits. It seems every time I do something I'm wearing some government outfit - it's so annoying. With the exception of Fast And The Furious, I'm always in uniform. I'm always like, 'Can I just get rid of this butch outfit and be hot for once?'"
- Michelle Rodriguez to Movie Hole on finally playing a more feminine part in Machete....
It was announced earlier this week that my wish came true and Danielle Staub has been fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey. The former convict immediately made claims that she was going to be given a spin-off by Bravo, and if not that, she'd at least be appearing on the Real Housewives of New York City. No such luck, Danielle. No such luck.
Bravo is so fed up with dealing with Danielle that they want nothing to do with her. Especially after Real Housewives of New York City cast members said they would be leaving the show if she were to make an appearance.
Additionally, Danielle's ex-husband has finally decided to step in and do something about the fact that his daughters are living with a crazy person. He decided to attempt to gain custody after discovering that no work permits have been filed for his daughter Jillian's participation on the show. Breaking child labor laws? Not good.
All of this news is sad. The woman messed up her life and the lives of her children in order to participate in this show and in the long run, none of it will have been worth it. The good news (for us folks at home anyway)? Apparently Bravo gave her the heave-ho right before the reunion taping, so you know that that's going to be two hours of completely buckwild television.
Good riddance, Danielle. No one will miss you. />
It was announced earlier this week that my wish came true and Danielle Staub has been fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey. The former convict immediately made claims that she was going to be given a spin-off by Bravo, and if not that, she'd at least be appearing on the Real Housewives of New York City. No such luck, Danielle. No such luck.
Bravo is so fed up with dealing with Danielle that they want nothing to do with her. Especially after Real Housewives of New York City cast members sa...