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What The Hell is Going On With Drew Barrymore and Justin Long?

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at the Going the Distance Premiere So we heard a couple weeks ago that these two broke up. Now I'm reading that they're still totally together. Then there are these photos of the two of them promoting their new movie Going the Distance to over-analyze. Do they look uncomfortable?  What are they whispering to each other? If they are actually broken up, don't you think they're probably completely dying inside because they're contractually obligated to promote this movie together? Ugh! I wont be able to sleep until I know the truth! [gallery]...

Danielle Staub Doesn’t Have a Terrible Singing Voice

I hate myself for saying this, but when I saw that Danielle Staub was trying to start a singing career, I thought she'd be a hell of a lot worse than she is. Last night, she and her rumored partner Lori Michaels were on Watch What Happens and they debuted their new single "Real Close". I expected the performance to be in the tradition of Kim Zolciak and Countess LuAnn. I imagined it was going to be a total abortion. But it really wasn't. Did it sound like a housewife trying to parlay her minor success on reality televisi...

Dogs Dressed Like Lady Gaga. The Photo Gallery. Yup.

We've made some changes to the way we handle photo galleries here on EB, and hopefully now it'll be a little easier for you guys to navigate through them. When you click on one thumbnail in a gallery, it will open up that photo at a normal size, but the entire gallery will still be displayed in thumbnails below. That way it's easy for you to move around photo galleries (although you can still go through them one by one by clicking the "Previous" and "Next" buttons that will appear above the ...

Paris Hilton Had A Bad Morning

A man was arrested at around 6:30 this morning while attempting to break into Paris' house.  He might have been looking for weed or he might have just been a huge fan of The Simple Life, we don't know at this point.  But here's what we do know:
"In the early hours of this morning an armed man with two kitchen knives attempted to break in to Paris Hilton's home when she was sleeping," her rep said in a statement Tuesday. "The security cameras and alarm system were alerted and the police immediately came to the house and arrested the intruder who was attempting to break a window when they arrived. Paris is naturally shaken by the events but is unharmed and well."
Paris it at least well enough to Tweet about it, and she even posted a picture of the man being arrested in a glowing example of the importance of civic journalism:
So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting h
You should have stayed in Saint Tropez, Paris.  They treat you better there. />A man was arrested at around 6:30 this morning while attempting to break into Paris' house.  He might have been looking for weed or he might have just been a huge fan of The Simple Life, we don't know at this point.  But here's what we do know: "In the early hours of this morning an armed man with two kitchen knives attempted to break in to Paris Hilton's home when she was sleeping," her rep said in a statement Tuesday. "The security cameras and alarm system were alerted and the police immediately came to the house an...

There Are More Assholes on This Year’s Dancing With the Stars Than I Can Shake a Stick At

Oh, Lordy. Have you heard the partial list of who's appearing on this upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars? Because it's a doozy. A motherfucking doozy. Like, 'doozy' as in 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some of the most obnoxious people on the planet.' In order of best to worst, I give you the almost-complete list of DWTS contenders. Kurt Warner - an NFL player who helped win the Superbowl back in 1998. I don't know much about him, and I'm not going to Google him because, frankly, I'm not interested in finding anything out. Point is, DWTS has its token athlete, like it or not, and that's just fine by me. Audrina Patridge - Oh, for crying out loud. Watching this woman dance onstage is going to be akin to watching a blind man crossing the street. To music. Brandy - Maybe she can spend the entire season telling the paparazzi to lay off of her, and bloggers to leave her alone -- or better yet, she can pull a Kate Gosselin and do her little "Paparazzi" dance. That'd go over well. And it'd be poetic, too, because Brandy actually meant something to Hollywood once. You know, back when 'That Boy is Mine' was cool and it was the 'in' thing to do to star in movies like I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (and yes, I really did like those movies). Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino - As I'm sure you can understand, I'm really, really looking forward to seeing Mike Sorrentino's greasy abs 'creep' and 'beat up the beat' all over the stage, 'cause he's so underexposed as it is. And you know this shithead is going to win. You just KNOW it. He'll probably pull Chippendale moves every week, because that'll mean he'll only have to wear a bowtie and no shirt. Uh, bonus? So thanks, ABC. I didn't watch Dancing With the Stars before, and I'm definitely not going to start now. />Oh, Lordy. Have you heard the partial list of who's appearing on this upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars? Because it's a doozy. A motherfucking doozy. Like, 'doozy' as in 'you can't swing a dead cat without hitting some of the most obnoxious people on the planet.' In order of best to worst, I give you the almost-complete list of DWTS contenders. Kurt Warner - an NFL player who helped win the Superbowl back in 1998. I don't know much about him, and I'm not going to Google him beca...

Quotables: Rachel Uchitel is Still Diggin’ on Tiger

"I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again." Annnnnnd by 'everything,' surely you mean what, Rachel? Your celeb rehab notoriety? Your fatty side of beef-looking lips? Your Botoxed-to-hell face that only a first-year plastic surgeon could love? Your dependencies on various pills? What is it that you'd exactly give up to be with him, girl? I'm listening. />"I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I'd give up everything to be with him again." Annnnnnd by 'everything,' surely you mean what, Rachel? Your celeb rehab notoriety? Your fatty side of beef-looking lips? Your Botoxed-to-hell face that only a first-year plastic surgeon could love? Your dependencies on various pills? What is it that you'd exactly give up to be with him, girl? I'm listening. ...

Tiger Woods is Officially Divorced

Yeah, ladies! He's single! The line can form directly behind me! After almost our entire year has been rocked by cheating scandals in Hollywood, the dude that started the trend, Tiger Woods, is now officially divorced from his wife Elin Nordegren. The couple reported to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla. to finalize the agreement today. Elin's peeps have released the following statement:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us."
Although no details of the agreement have been made public at this point, it's rumored that Elin could receive up to 100 million dollars in alimony. Damn. Too bad it only cost her her pride, right? I'd be pumping him for more cash than that, if he even has it to spare. /> Yeah, ladies! He's single! The line can form directly behind me! After almost our entire year has been rocked by cheating scandals in Hollywood, the dude that started the trend, Tiger Woods, is now officially divorced from his wife Elin Nordegren. The couple reported to Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla. to finalize the agreement today. Elin's peeps have released the following statement: "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future....

Fantasia Says Her Overdose Wasn’t An Accident

Fantasia Barrino was in the news last week after overdosing on asprin and sleep medication. At the time I think most people thought it was an accident. Some even blamed her illiteracy, saying that she wasn't aware that she'd taken more than the recommended dose. Then today an extremely candid interview with Fantasia from her upcoming Behind the Music came out in People where she confirms that not only was the overdose not an accident, but that she's already started to pull herself out of that dark place where suicide was an option... and guys? I'm wondering now if this whole thing was a publicity stunt to ramp up ratings for her Behind the Music special. I pulled some of the best quotes from the interview for ya:
"I didn't have any fight in me. I didn't care about anything. I just wanted out. At that moment, I wanted out. I wanted it to be over with – all of it, all of that [expletive]."
"I just sat in the closet and looked at the mirror and took all the pills in the bottle. I wanted to go to sleep and just be at peace. I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills."
"I was tired of people doing me wrong, constantly, over and over again, dealing with my family – my father, dealing with men and their [expletive] – I was tired," she says. "My head was hurting me. I was over it."
"My nurse Melanie was a blessing into my life because she didn't tell me what I wanted to hear. She told me what I needed to hear. And she looked at me and said, 'You gotta get up, and you've gotta get out of here, 'cause you haven't fulfilled your destiny.' "
"I realized how people end up in the grave. Because that one moment [snaps her fingers] of just breaking or feeling like I can't, I can't go on, it's too heavy. That was somewhere I don't ever want to go again."
It's not so much Fantasia's statements that call her honesty into question for me, it's her statement mixed with her manager's account of the nights events. They just sound... kinda fake to me. Like, poorly written versions of something that would be a real problem if they happened to someone else:
"Her emotions were extremely low. She'd been crying all day. Fantasia was just numb. Fantasia texted me, saying 'I love you.' I wrote back, 'I love you more.' Then it hit me. I wrote, 'You better not do anything or think about doing anything stupid.' And I left it at that. About 10 minutes later, Fantasia texted me back, and she said, 'Already did.' I went into Fantasia's room and saw her on the floor, and my heart just dropped."
There are too many elements to this story that sound like a scream for attention from a teenager. The non-prescription drugs taken, taking the pills and then alerting someone employed by her to her situation, the fact that there was a camera crew set to interview her for her Behind the Music special just a week later. Suicide is something to be taken seriously, so if my speculation is incorrect and Fantasia genuinely was trying to kill herself, thank God she's getting the help she needs. However, if this suicide attempt is more of a low-budget theatrical production like I suspect it to be, then that's mad shameful. Not cute. />Fantasia Barrino was in the news last week after overdosing on asprin and sleep medication. At the time I think most people thought it was an accident. Some even blamed her illiteracy, saying that she wasn't aware that she'd taken more than the recommended dose. Then today an extremely candid interview with Fantasia from her upcoming Behind the Music came out in People where she confirms that not only was the overdose not an accident, but that she's already started to pull herself out of that dark place where suicide was an option... and guys? I'm wondering now if this whole thing was a publicity stunt to ramp up ratings for he...

Welcome Back to Hollywood, Dolly Parton!

Well, ok, Dolly was in a couple episodes of Hannah Montana, and she's done a couple of other TV shows, but it's been a hell of a long time since she did an actual movie, or at least since she's done anything on the level of Steel Magnolias. But that's all about to change, because Dolly is set to star alongside Queen Latifah in a new movie called Joyful Noise.  Yes and yes. Here's the synopsis:
"[Joyful Noise] centers on an unlikely partnership between two strong-minded women who are forced to work together to save a small town gospel choir after budget cuts threaten to shut them down. Latifah will play a no-nonsense mother put in charge of the choir after the untimely death of the choir director. Her character's faced with the challenges of raising two teens while her husband is away in the military and getting the choir ready for a national competition if she hopes to keep the program afloat. Parton will play the widow of the choir director who had assumed she would take her late husband's position of leading the choir."
All right, I'm going to take a moment to explain my unreasonable excitement.  I'm from Tennessee, and the way I see it, there are two kinds of people from Tennessee (well, there are a lot of kinds of people from Tennessee, but stay with me):  Elvis people and Dolly Parton people.  Being from the end of the state opposite from Graceland, I fall strongly in Dolly Parton's camp.  I can't remember a holiday when I haven't watched A Smoky Mountain Christmas, and I couldn't even begin to count the number of trips I've made to Dollywood. Dolly just has this special, sincere quality about her, and there's something about her that feels like home. Production starts in January, so the movie is a while away, but I'm going to start getting psyched now.  Is anyone with me? />Well, ok, Dolly was in a couple episodes of Hannah Montana, and she's done a couple of other TV shows, but it's been a hell of a long time since she did an actual movie, or at least since she's done anything on the level of Steel Magnolias. But that's all about to change, because Dolly is set to star alongside Queen Latifah in a new movie called Joyful Noise.  Yes and yes. Here's the synopsis: "[Joyful Noise] centers on an unlikely partnership between two strong-minded women who are forced to work together to save a small town gospel choir af...

In Other News …

Today in sex tapes I never want to see -- ever: Heidi Montag. [Celebslam] Am I the only one in the world who thinks Nicki Minaj is a fool? (Sorry, Molls.) [popbytes] Are "old ladies" and "gays" ruining television as we know it? Some people think so. [Pajiba] Kiefer Sutherland shirtless: OMFG, does this boy still have it. [Celebitchy] My God. Someone freely admitting that they had taped sex with Snooki? It's like finding out that a stunted-growth Sasquatch exists. ... Oh, wait ... [Amy Grindhouse] Angelina Jolie is just amazing. Hands down, amazing. [CityRag] Fantasia Barrino admits that she tried to kill herself. [Pop on the Pop] Going to see Black Swan? Going to see it for the hot lesbian action between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman? Check out the trailer. [Zelda Lily] Lady Gaga becomes 'Queen' Gaga? [OMGBlog] Christina Hendricks is timeless. And hot. And did I mention hot? [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Today in sex tapes I never want to see -- ever: Heidi Montag. [Celebslam] Am I the only one in the world who thinks Nicki Minaj is a fool? (Sorry, Molls.) [popbytes] Are "old ladies" and "gays" ruining television as we know it? Some people think so. [Pajiba] Kiefer Sutherland shirtless: OMFG, does this boy still have it. [Celebitchy] My God. Someone freely admitting that they had taped sex with Snooki? It's like finding out that a stunted-growth Sasquatch exists. ... Oh, wait ... [Amy Grindhouse] Angelina Jolie is just amazing. Hands down, amazing. [CityRag] Fantasia Barrino admits th...
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