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Snooki’s New Man Has a Violent Past

Jeff Miranda, the Iraq war veteran that Snooki has been hooking up with, has some rumors to clear up. His ex-girlfriend went to RadarOnline with a pretty damaging report of his history of abuse. According to the ex, she currently has a restraining order against Jeff after one night they shared got crazy. From RadarOnline:
The order also states that Miranda choked and punched Hansen in the stomach, and over New Year’s 2009, pulled her by the hair and called her a slut, c*nt, wh*re, and b****. Hansen says that when she tried to get her things from his house, Miranda grabbed her by her arms and held her down on the bed screaming “I love you, why are you doing this to me?” The final straw came when Hansen says Miranda pulled a shotgun on her after she refused to have sex with him. “Jeff is nothing but scum,” Hansen told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “He claims he is in the mafia. He’s threatened two of my friends’ lives and my own.”
Disgusting. While I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, between this report and the fact that he's a war veteran, I don't trust this dude. Snooki, get us some answers! /> Jeff Miranda, the Iraq war veteran that Snooki has been hooking up with, has some rumors to clear up. His ex-girlfriend went to RadarOnline with a pretty damaging report of his history of abuse. According to the ex, she currently has a restraining order against Jeff after one night they shared got crazy. From RadarOnline: The order also states that Miranda choked and punched Hansen in the stomach, and over New Year’s 2009, pulled her by the hair and called her a slut, c*nt, wh*re, and b****....

Want to See Miley Cyrus Mouthing Off To Her Mother?

This fun video of Miley Cyrus behind the scenes at one of her shows has surfaced today. It starts off with her talking to the camera while checking herself out in the mirror. She asks us (the audience, of course), if we want to hear her crack her knuckles and before we can even answer, she does it. Her mother Tish, who is essentially a joke and just there to pick up her paycheck, immediately scolds her and swats her on the hand. Miley responds to this by telling her mom she's going to call Child Protective Services. Then he...

Can You Please Explain Britney’s Shirt To Me?

Hey, guys. I was just looking through the different photo agencies we use to find pictures for you guys and I spotted this album of Britney and her middle-aged boyfriend Jason shopping in Hawaii. The photo agency was trying to sell these as a like, "couple vacationing and doing normal things together"-type album, but here's what I can't stop thinking about when I look at them: What is going on with that chick's shirt? You guys know when you get one of those dry clean only dealies from a department store or whatever and you can't exactly figure out how it's supposed to lie flat on your body? Like maybe you're supposed to wrap a strap differently or it's on backwards or sideways? That's what it looks like Britney has going on here. Because I cannot imagine that in a million years anyone purposefully designed a shirt to look like the one on her does now. That shirt has an unflattering bib. No change in size or color would fix that. I'm wondering if she was supposed to twist the halter neck before she put it on or something. I can't get my head around the idea that someone would intentionally make a shirt that looks like that. It's like Jan Brady's home ec project. [gallery] />Hey, guys. I was just looking through the different photo agencies we use to find pictures for you guys and I spotted this album of Britney and her middle-aged boyfriend Jason shopping in Hawaii. The photo agency was trying to sell these as a like, "couple vacationing and doing normal things together"-type album, but here's what I can't stop thinking about when I look at them: What is going on with that chick's shirt? You guys know when you get one of those dry clean only dealies from a department...

Paris Hilton Arrested For Cocaine Possession

It's rare that we get to start a weekend with gossip this juicy. This is some like, Monday morning at 6 AM shit. Seriously dishy stuff. Paris Hilton was arrested last night in Las Vegas after officers found a baggie of cocaine in her purse. Initially, police officers stopped the vehicle that Paris was in after huge clouds of marijuana smoke were seen pouring out of the windows. When a closer inspection on the car and its passengers went down, the white stuff was found in the heiresses possession. The driver was also arrested for holding all that good herb. This is the third drug-related issue Paris has had this summer. She was caught with a gram of weed in Corsica, was questioned by South African police about her smoking at a World Cup game and now she's been straight-up arrested for blow on the Vegas strip. I would say she'd better get ready to do time, but homegirl's been there and done that. Maybe she misses her jail friends? *Sadface!* />It's rare that we get to start a weekend with gossip this juicy. This is some like, Monday morning at 6 AM shit. Seriously dishy stuff. Paris Hilton was arrested last night in Las Vegas after officers found a baggie of cocaine in her purse. Initially, police officers stopped the vehicle that Paris was in after huge clouds of marijuana smoke were seen pouring out of the windows. When a closer inspection on the car and its passengers went down, the white stuff was found in the heiresses possess...

Nicki Minaj and Drake Got Married

Yo, writing that headline was like, my dream come true. Young Money stars Nicki Minaj and Aubrey "Drake" Graham announced on Twitter today that they got married. Damn. If that comes as a surprise to you, well, duh. It was never even really confirmed that the two were a couple. Drake has addressed his big-ass crush on Nicki in interviews before, but they'd never been all like, "Yeah, we're in a relationship and in a place in our lives where we're considering marriage." The couple made the news public via their Twitter accounts: Yo, writing that headline was like, my dream come true. Young Money stars Nicki Minaj and Aubrey "Drake" Graham announced on Twitter today that they got married. Damn. If that comes as a surprise to you, well, duh. It was never even really confirmed that the two were a couple. Drake has addressed his big-ass crush on Nicki in interviews before, but they'd never been all like, "Yeah, we're in a relationship and in a place in our lives where we're considering marriage." The couple made the n...

Who is the #1 Music Icon of All Time?

You all know that these kinds of lists force me to have mini-mental breakdowns that make me debate the merits of suicide, but the results of CNN's recent readers poll of the most iconic person in music history isn't that bad. In fact, I almost maybe even agree with them. Can you freakin' imagine? The number one music icon of all time, as voted by those who took the poll at CNN.com, was the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. While it's difficult to say what roll his death had in America coming to realize that his contribution to the world of entertainment is entirely separate from the scandal that surrounded his personal life, I think that it's an unsurprising and generally fair choice. The rest of the top five was filled out by The Beatles (of course), Leslie Cheung, Elivs Presley and Bob Marley. I'm particularly proud that the last three made the list, as I feel that they are often overlooked. And while it's fantastic that the list is about as diverse as it gets when you're asking the mainstream for their opinion, it's disappointing that no women were able to crack the top five. Madonna, the obvious choice, came in number six in the poll. That being said, screw the CNN readers opinions. I want to know who you guys think is the number one music icon of all time. What about Janet Jackson or David Bowie or Sting or Peter Frampton? Mariah Carey? Celine Dion? Fuck it! What about that Lady Gaga you all love so much? />You all know that these kinds of lists force me to have mini-mental breakdowns that make me debate the merits of suicide, but the results of CNN's recent readers poll of the most iconic person in music history isn't that bad. In fact, I almost maybe even agree with them. Can you freakin' imagine? The number one music icon of all time, as voted by those who took the poll at CNN.com, was the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. While it's difficult to say what roll his death had in America coming to real...

Mariah is Probably Pregnant

Everyone's been saying that Mariah Carey is doing what J.Lo did re: her pregnancy. You know, waiting until she's practically got an arm and a leg dangling from her vadge before she confirms anything. Today she finally made a statement about the rumors and while she didn't say she was pregnant, she definitely didn't say she wasn't:
“I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.”
Cindi Berger, of course, is Mariah's publicist. So she hasn't even mentioned that extra weight in the shape of a baby that she's carrying around to her publicist. And she's superstitious? Mimi's with child, y'all. She is most definitely with child. If she wasn't pregnant, she'd just say that she's not pregnant... but if she's superstitious and she's a slightly older woman who's never been pregnant before and she's keeping her mouth shut, then homegirl's having a baby. I'm obviously not her OB/GYN. I've never been inside of her bits to know for sure, but I'd put money on there being a little Carey-Cannon in our near future. />Everyone's been saying that Mariah Carey is doing what J.Lo did re: her pregnancy. You know, waiting until she's practically got an arm and a leg dangling from her vadge before she confirms anything. Today she finally made a statement about the rumors and while she didn't say she was pregnant, she definitely didn't say she wasn't: “I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.” Cindi Berger, of course, is ...

New Web Video Exploiting Betty White For Cheap Laughs

Oh, look. Betty White did another thing we can all laugh at. Man, woman, child. We all enjoy Betty White. Yup! Can't hate on the Betty White-loving masses for overexposing her in the years leading up to her death. Seems logical to me. Anyway, this promotional video for You Again is pretty funny. Betty White, Sigourney Weaver, Kristen Bell and some other chick all take turns bitching each other out, demonstrating how impossible things are when you put multiple women with strong personalities in the same room...

What Do You Think About Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing With The Stars’?

Bristol Palin is the latest addition to the Dancing with the Stars cast. The daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will be joining Audrina Patridge, The Situation and David Hasselhoff on the dancing competitions September 20th premiere. No one at ABC has confirmed any of the casting decisions that have been announced informally for the 11th season, but I wouldn't be surprised if the rumors of Bristol's casting are true. While I think Bristol deserves a chance to be in the spotlight on her own after all the attention we've paid to Levi Johnston (and all he did was knock the girl up), I do think it's generally inappropriate that we're classifying her as a "star". She's the daughter of a failed politician and she's a little famous for having been a pregnant teen at one point. No one's going to be rooting for the girl, she's a spectacle. /> Bristol Palin is the latest addition to the Dancing with the Stars cast. The daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will be joining Audrina Patridge, The Situation and David Hasselhoff on the dancing competitions September 20th premiere. No one at ABC has confirmed any of the casting decisions that have been announced informally for the 11th season, but I wouldn't be surprised if the rumors of Bristol's casting are true. While I think Bristol deserves a chance to be ...

Meet Jo Calderone (Or Lady Gaga’s Drag King Self)

Remember that photo shoot from Vogue Hommes Japan of the guy that may or may not have been Lady Gaga in drag? Yeah, that issue's out now, and it's definitely Lady Gaga in drag. Here's an excerpt from the interview with Jo Calderone (which is a really classy drag name, I think) that was posted on a blog belonging to Nicola Formichetti, Lady Gaga's stylist:
WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Palermo, Sicily HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU DO / YOUR OCCUPATION? Mechanic for my dad’s business. This is the first time I’ve had my picture taken. WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER YOU WANTED TO TO THIS? Well, I always helped my dad at work, since I was a kid. I thought it would be fun to have my picture taken. WHAT ARE YOUR AMBITIONS? I’d love to own my own car shop, I have a bunch of my own ‘muscle’ cars. Maybe if I take some more pictures I can afford it. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO LADY GAGA? I met her at a shoot Nick Knight was doing. She’s fuckin beautiful, and funny, and interesting. I was a little nervous for Nick to start shooting. She said, “Don’t be baby, you were “born this way.” I took her out after. The rest is private ;)
I don't get it.  Is this a promotional thing?  Is Lady Gaga sincerely interested in doing drag?  Is she just reminding us in any way she can that she's still special and different?  What do you guys think? One last question:  any tips for scrubbing the image of Jo Calderone banging Lady Gaga off of my brain? />Remember that photo shoot from Vogue Hommes Japan of the guy that may or may not have been Lady Gaga in drag? Yeah, that issue's out now, and it's definitely Lady Gaga in drag. Here's an excerpt from the interview with Jo Calderone (which is a really classy drag name, I think) that was posted on a blog belonging to Nicola Formichetti, Lady Gaga's stylist: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? Palermo, Sicily HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU DO / YOUR OCCUPATION? Mechanic for my dad’s business. This is th...

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