When Britney Spears was photographed enjoying a beverage from Starbucks yesterday and looking considerably less crazy than the last time that happened, there was some speculation that Ms. Spears had something coming up. Then today, MTV made an announcement that makes me feel like Christmas is going to come a little bit early this year:
Britney Spears will be releasing a new album in just a "few weeks", according to producer Rodney 'Darkchild' Jerkins.
Britney's label Jive confirmed back in March that she had begun work on her follow-up to 2008's Circus, and now Jerkins has told UStream: "Britney fans are gonna be so happy in a few weeks."
The as-yet-untitled album will be Britney's seventh, and is expected to include contributions from producers including Danja and Predator Dub Assassins.
We can't wait!
Me neither, MTV. I feel like this is going to be something special. Yesterday, as I was shuffling through my music, "Lucky" came on. I smiled, and remembered a time when Britney Spears had her shit together, or could at least pretend like she did to make fun music. I thought of how much fun it would have been to be able to dance to an awesome Britney song at the gay bar ("Womanizer" does not count), and I mourned the fact that it probably just wasn't in the cards. Then this announcement was made. And even though she's been looking kind of jacked for the last little bit, I'm going to go ahead and get my hopes up. />When Britney Spears was photographed enjoying a beverage from Starbucks yesterday and looking considerably less crazy than the last time that happened, there was some speculation that Ms. Spears had something coming up. Then today, MTV made an announcement that makes me feel like Christmas is going to come a little bit early this year:
Britney Spears will be releasing a new album in just a "few weeks", according to producer Rodney 'Darkchild' Jerkins.
Britney's label Jive confirmed back in M...
"I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."
Gisele Bündchen on making breastfeeding a wordwide law. Clearly, she doesn't know what kind of controversy that making such comments stirs, but I'm going to let her off on this one. She's a first-time mom, and she's a Victoria's Secret supermodel. She can't be completely perfect, you know. />"I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure). Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."
Gisele Bündchen on making breastfeeding a wordwide law. Clearly, she doesn't know what kind of controversy that making such comments stirs, but I'm going to let her...
Uh, if you guessed Lindsay, you'd be right. But you'd also be of, like, super-investigator caliber, because this woman looks just like Lindsay.
Now that the engagement is clearly off between Kate Major and Michael Lohan, he's taken the liberty of moving along to another faux-blonde in New York (and what the fuck are these people thinking, shacking up with Michael Lohan, anyway?!) and was photographed swapping spit (ew, ew, ew) with her just this past weekend.
OK. I guess we'll read about the new chick in a few weeks, or a few months. Arm yourself with a protective cup and a mouth guard ... this shit could get ugly. />Uh, if you guessed Lindsay, you'd be right. But you'd also be of, like, super-investigator caliber, because this woman looks just like Lindsay.
Now that the engagement is clearly off between Kate Major and Michael Lohan, he's taken the liberty of moving along to another faux-blonde in New York (and what the fuck are these people thinking, shacking up with Michael Lohan, anyway?!) and was photographed swapping spit (ew, ew, ew) with her just this past weekend.
OK. I guess we'll read a...
As you're all probably aware, the phenomena known as Lindsay Lohan has made her grand exit from jail, and is in the process of transitioning to rehab, where she'll be treated for meth addiction, withdrawal, and bipolar disorder.
Lindsay was released early yesterday morning, after just serving thirteen days of her ninety-day sentence, but wasn't photographed
looking like methed-out shit leaving the facility. As of today, she probably sits in UCLA Medical Center's rehabilitation center, because Morningside Recovery, her original destination, was found to be ill-equipped and not secure enough to handle Lindsay's addictions star power.
Lindsay's rehab stint is supposed to last ninety days, but her "requirements" seem more like "recommendations," and I highly doubt she'll be there for the next two weeks, let alone the next three months. Come the fuck on. She didn't even spend a third of her time in jail, for crying out loud -- rehab is going to be a joke for Lohan. She's going to pull out her dusty, dried out acting skills and be all "healed" and "remorseful" of of her pre-jail behavior, and she'll be out quicker than you can say drug-addled sex kitten, back to snatch shots, chipped dollar store nail polish, and Red Bull before the end of the week. Then the LA county legal system will smile smugly and say, "Hey, this kinda stuff is our job, guys, and we take it seriously." />As you're all probably aware, the phenomena known as Lindsay Lohan has made her grand exit from jail, and is in the process of transitioning to rehab, where she'll be treated for meth addiction, withdrawal, and bipolar disorder.
Lindsay was released early yesterday morning, after just serving thirteen days of her ninety-day sentence, but wasn't photographed looking like methed-out shit leaving the facility. As of today, she probably sits in UCLA Medical Center's rehabilitation center, because Morningside Recovery, her original ...
Yes, my friends, it's that time of year again when a group of scheming, ruthless, (money) hungry pups tear each other apart on the coast. No, I'm not talking about Shark Week . . . it's the season for Bad Girls! A few will learn something about themselves and the rest will continue on a path of selfishness and obliviousness (::cough:: Natalie ::cough::). This season gives us seven new sassy gals and a hot new city: Miami! So say "Goodnight L.A." and say "Aye, papi!" To read more about the brand new cast check out the girls' bios.
Here's a tasty morsel for you BGC fans.
So this year if you can't handle the heat stay off Miami Beach. And if you're not in great enough shape to wear a bikini, don't, because these girls will probably make fun of you until you cry. I can't wait to see what this new cast and the new city holds for us this year! Don't forget to catch the premiere of Season 5 of Bad Girls Club tomorrow Tuesday August 5th at 9/8 Central ONLY ON OXYGEN! />Yes, my friends, it's that time of year again when a group of scheming, ruthless, (money) hungry pups tear each other apart on the coast. No, I'm not talking about Shark Week . . . it's the season for Bad Girls! A few will learn something about themselves and the rest will continue on a path of selfishness and obliviousness (::cough:: Natalie ::cough::). This season gives us seven new sassy gals and a hot new city: Miami! So say "Goodnight L.A." and say "Aye, papi!" To read more about the brand new cast check out the girls' bios.
Here's a tasty morsel for you BGC fans.
So this year if you can't handle the heat stay off Miami Beach. And if you're not in great enough shape to wear a bikini, don't, because these girls will probably make fun of you until you cry. I can't wait to see what this new cast and the new city holds for us this year! Don't for...
If there's any celebrity couple that I worship, it's probably gotta be Heidi Klum and Seal. They just seem like the sweetest, coolest, most down-to-Earth family folks I've ever seen. Remember when they were on Oprah a couple years ago and Heidi revealed that what initially attracted her to her husband was the huge bulge in his pants? That's so real, you guys. These two love each other, and if the fact that Heidi could barely stay un-pregnant for the first few years they were married wasn't enough to tell you that, then just look at how normal and happy they look together in these photos St. Tropez yesterday.
[gallery] />If there's any celebrity couple that I worship, it's probably gotta be Heidi Klum and Seal. They just seem like the sweetest, coolest, most down-to-Earth family folks I've ever seen. Remember when they were on Oprah a couple years ago and Heidi revealed that what initially attracted her to her husband was the huge bulge in his pants? That's so real, you guys. These two love each other, and if the fact that Heidi could barely stay un-pregnant for the first few years they were married wasn't enough...
Brooke Hogan is being sued, and no, it's not for sucking too much. Turns out that there's a production company in Jamaica that claims it wasn't credited on her last album, The Redemption. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone is suing Brooke Hogan for not citing them as partially responsible for her music career.
J 2, the production company that worked on the song "Trust Me" with Brooke, is asking for two hundred thousand dollars to make up for the lack of credit. I would be completely shocked if the album even grossed that much in sales. Sounds like dad's going to be picking up the tab for this mistake. />Brooke Hogan is being sued, and no, it's not for sucking too much. Turns out that there's a production company in Jamaica that claims it wasn't credited on her last album, The Redemption. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone is suing Brooke Hogan for not citing them as partially responsible for her music career.
J 2, the production company that worked on the song "Trust Me" with Brooke, is asking for two hundred thousand dollars to make up for the lack of credit. I would be completely shocked if ...
Oksana Grigorieva is dropping more bombs, guys. Every day this chick drops a new bomb on us. Today Radar is reporting that Oksana told law enforcement that she witnessed and heard of several occasions in which Mel Gibson was abusive toward his ex-wife Robyn and their son, Tommy.
From RadarOnline:
“Oksana told authorities about Mel’s ‘angry outbursts’ toward his own family and friends,” said a source, familiar with the investigation.
“She said that Mel, in her presence, hit Tommy, in the head, while they were in a box watching a hockey game.
“She said Tommy started crying and whimpered for the remainder of the game, choosing to sit by himself, away from his father.”
And regarding Robyn:
“Mel was telling several times how he threw a TV into her (Robyn) once when they were arguing,” the newspaper quoted the source as saying.
“Thank god he missed and the TV fell out a second story window.”
While these reports came from a source in Russia who claims to be close to Oksana, Robyn told the judge ruling over Oksana and Mel's custody battle that Mel was never violent with her. Knowing that Robyn's financial support most likely rests on Mel's shoulders, it's hard to know if she's being honest, but one would hope that no one would compromise the safety of a baby for financial security. />
Oksana Grigorieva is dropping more bombs, guys. Every day this chick drops a new bomb on us. Today Radar is reporting that Oksana told law enforcement that she witnessed and heard of several occasions in which Mel Gibson was abusive toward his ex-wife Robyn and their son, Tommy.
From RadarOnline:
“Oksana told authorities about Mel’s ‘angry outbursts’ toward his own family and friends,” said a source, familiar with the investigation.
“She said that Mel, in her presence, hit To...
David Hasselhoff was honored with a Comedy Central roast last night and while the show isn't set to air until August 15th, I went ahead and pulled some photos for you. Here are my thoughts:
Are you looking forward to watching the roast?
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David Hasselhoff was honored with a Comedy Central roast last night and while the show isn't set to air until August 15th, I went ahead and pulled some photos for you. Here are my thoughts:
While The Hoff is famous enough to get roasted, shouldn't we still be punishing him for the cheeseburger phone call?
Nicole Eggert looks like she's suffering from the worst case of coke bloat ever.
Whitney Cummings' dress won the red carpet
Pam Anderson. American (but actually Canadian) Classic. C...
That wacky songstress we all know and some of us love has graced the cover of September's Vanity Fair. The issue won't be available for a few more days, but until then, here are a couple of quotes to tide you over:
On relationships: “I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist. I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”
On her former drug use: “All I will say is I hit rock bottom, and it was enough to send a person over the edge. My mother knew the truth about that day, and she screamed so loud on the other end of the phone, I’ll never forget it. And she said, ‘I’m coming to get you.’” Gaga says they went to her 82-year-old grandmother’s house in West Virginia. “I cried. I told her I thought my life was over and I have no hope and I’ve worked so hard, and I knew I was good. What would I do now? And she said, ‘I’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, you’re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.’”
On sex: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
Despite wanting to curl in a ball and fade into unconsciousness when her songs come on the radio or at the club, I think she gives a pretty interesting interview. I'm going to keep an eye out for the full interview, and if she gives any more hilarious quotes about her vagina, you guys will be the first to know. />That wacky songstress we all know and some of us love has graced the cover of September's Vanity Fair. The issue won't be available for a few more days, but until then, here are a couple of quotes to tide you over:
On relationships: “I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist. I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate no...
