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Let’s Talk About Eminem’s New Music Video

The music video for "Love the Way You Lie," Eminem's song with Rihanna that you've probably heard a couple dozen times if you listen to the radio, was released last night, and it's already got a lot of people up in arms.  The video, which features a relationship between Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan, plus Rihanna singing in front of a burning house and Eminem rapping out in a field, tells the story of your average incredibly toxic abusive relationship:  Megan and Dominic take turns being violent, the...

Quotables: Jack White Cusses Out Fans

"Fuck you, you hip motherfuckers! Why don't you rock the fuck out?! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherfuckers!" - Jack White flipping out on his audience (which included Liv Tyler and Mary-Kate Olsen) during a Dead Weather show in NYC. He didn't feel like they were "rocking out" hard enough. I can understand Jack's frustration. I'd say the same thing. /> "Fuck you, you hip motherfuckers! Why don't you rock the fuck out?! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherfuckers!" - Jack White flipping out on his audience (which included Liv Tyler and Mary-Kate Olsen) during a Dead Weather show in NYC. He didn't feel like they were "rocking out" hard enough. I can understand Jack's frustration. I'd say the same thing....

Russell Brand Prances Around In His Undies

I realize that these photos of Russell Brand running around in his underwear with blood on his mouth are from the set of his new movie Arthur, but I'd like to think that this is what he'd be doing even if he wasn't working. For some reason, nearly naked and partially bloody just suits Russell. And he seems to love it, too. Look at how he's hamming it up for the cameras... [gallery] />...

Levi Johnston in New Music Video, Probably Thinks He’s Famous

Levi Johnston may not be with Bristol Palin anymore, but that doesn't mean he's going to fall out of the spotlight. That's right, Old Levdawgs is back to trying his hand at the whole Hollywood thing, this time co-starring in a music video with singer Brittani Senser. Yeah, I have no idea who she is either. A promotional poster for the "After Love" music video (LOL, what kind of world are we living in?) has been released, and while I'm trying to look on the bright side, there doesn't seem to be much of one. Unless you count "so campy and poorly made that it's actually kind of funny to watch," as a positive (Yet I doubt that's the feel Brittani is going for.) If you want to find out what this Brittani chick is all about, here's a video of her performing "After Love" live. Her voice isn't as bad as choices in male leads. /> Levi Johnston may not be with Bristol Palin anymore, but that doesn't mean he's going to fall out of the spotlight. That's right, Old Levdawgs is back to trying his hand at the whole Hollywood thing, this time co-starring in a music video with singer Brittani Senser. Yeah, I have no idea who she is either. A promotional poster for the "After Love" music video (LOL, what kind of world are we living in?) has been released, and while I'm trying to look on the bright side, there doesn't seem to...

In Other News …

Bethenny Frankel goes -- unfortunately -- topless. [Celebslam] Ryan Reynolds: Hot or Not? [popbytes] The answer to Knocked Up. [Pajiba] Is Scott Disick in rehab? [Celebitchy] Britney's now in her no pants stage. Thanks for that. [Amy Grindhouse] Today in more topless pics: Penelope Cruz. [CityRag] Alicia Keys' lovely baby bump. [Pop on the Pop] Just how relevant is Mad Men? [Zelda Lily] Rosie O'Donnell is headed back to your TV. [OMGBlog] Not only is Chris Brown a huge douchebag, his taste in jewelry reflects this, too. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Bethenny Frankel goes -- unfortunately -- topless. [Celebslam] Ryan Reynolds: Hot or Not? [popbytes] The answer to Knocked Up. [Pajiba] Is Scott Disick in rehab? [Celebitchy] Britney's now in her no pants stage. Thanks for that. [Amy Grindhouse] Today in more topless pics: Penelope Cruz. [CityRag] Alicia Keys' lovely baby bump. [Pop on the Pop] Just how relevant is Mad Men? [Zelda Lily] Rosie O'Donnell is headed back to your TV. [OMGBlog] Not only is Chris Brown a huge douchebag, his taste in jewelry reflects this, too. [Celebrity Smack Blog]...

Do You Really Think Eddie Cibrian Would Be Stupid Enough to Cheat on LeAnn Rimes?

Uh, no? 'Cause she'd probably go all Fatal Attraction on him or something and he'd wake up in a seedy motel room on the side of Route 14 in a bathtub full of ice, missing three or four fingers and toes, and with his anus feeling rather full. Naturally, the pot-stirrers are surfacing since there's been no Eddie/LeAnn/Brandi drama for the past eighteen days or so, and Exclusive! Sources! spoke recently to Star, a magazine I tend to believe and disbelieve along with the lunar cycles. The Exclusive! Sources! claim that Eddie's gone back to Brandi, but only for the sex, and LeAnn is in the dark (probably hiding with a knife and strapped up with some C4). However, Eddie caught wind of the vicious, vicious lies being spread through such reputable literary publications and went -- where else? -- to his Twitter account to refute the magazine's claims:
Once again my ex has stooped to a new low attempting to sabotage my beautiful relationship with LeAnn. Not surprisingly the ONLY magazine that decided to run the story shares the same credibility and delusion as my ex. They should be ashamed of themselves.
So, yeah. Slam bang, Brandi, and back the fuck off. No one's gonna mess with little Eddie's little lady, LeAnn, and especially not you, hoss. Oh, and buddy Ed?  You might come across as a little more convincing if you weren't going after Star magazine for crying out loud. It's not as if this shit was published in People or on TMZ. Get your "celebrity" gossip rags straight for fuck's sake.  You might look like the bigger person one of these days. />Uh, no? 'Cause she'd probably go all Fatal Attraction on him or something and he'd wake up in a seedy motel room on the side of Route 14 in a bathtub full of ice, missing three or four fingers and toes, and with his anus feeling rather full. Naturally, the pot-stirrers are surfacing since there's been no Eddie/LeAnn/Brandi drama for the past eighteen days or so, and Exclusive! Sources! spoke recently to Star, a magazine I tend to believe and disbelieve along with the lunar cycles. The Exclusi...

Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend from Africa

I'm not even sure how long this clip has been around, but it just made its way to my inbox, and I LOL'd myself half to death. POOR JENNIFER ANISTON. She just has the worst luck with men!...

If Only This Was On Every Saturday Morning

It's always interesting to see how American celebrities are perceived in other countries, and this video is a pretty good example of that. You see, apparently even in Taiwan they know that Lindsay Lohan's behavior has been nothing short of a total joke, and they've animated her 2 year journey through the legal system. Boy, is it ever accurate. I want to see what they'd do with Kurt and Courtney....

Inception Might Not Be As Deep As You Think

Everyone I know is blowing their load over Inception (except my BFF Edward, who thought it sucked ass) and lately a rumor has been going around that it may not exactly be the deepest/most interesting/most original in the history of film after all. People are saying that Christopher Nolan stole the idea for the movie from an old Scrooge MacDuck comic, and while "steal" isn't the word I would use, The Answer Bitch had a pretty good explaination:
Still, there are quite a few similarities between the comic—entitled Uncle Scrooge in The Dream of a Lifetime—and the Leonardo DiCaprio flick. I dug around to see where writer-director Christopher Nolan got his idea. I also ran your query past some intellectual property experts to determine if we're going to see any sort of duck-on-DiCaprio lawsuit in the near future: And the answer to that latter question is, probably not. There are simply too many differences in each story. Yes, both stories deal with dream invasion. Both have some form of thought manipulation. But beyond that, the stories start to diverge. For one, "Dream manipulation has been around at least since Shakespeare's fairies did it in A Midsummer Night's Dream," points out attorney Joseph R. Englander of Shutts & Bowen LLP. "The concepts of the comic and the movie may be similar, but that alone is not enough to claim infringement." Right. And there are other points of difference. There are ducks in the comic, not people. And the motives in the two stories are totally different. The goal in the Scrooge comic is simple theft; someone wants to steal Scrooge's money. The impetus in Inception is some sort of something-something about two energy companies, and the head of one wants to break up the other, and everybody decides that the best way to do that is not through a hostile stock takeover but rather via Cillian Murphy's brain. However, for the sake of argument, let's just say that Nolan did happen to see that Scrooge comic. Let's just say that one floppy little booklet gave him the idea to pen a tale about a bunch of pretty people who jack into dreams through their wrists—you know, where the dreams live?—and plunder all the thoughts therein. Even so, it still doesn't really count as a real ripoff, I am told.
So what do you think? And do you even care? />Everyone I know is blowing their load over Inception (except my BFF Edward, who thought it sucked ass) and lately a rumor has been going around that it may not exactly be the deepest/most interesting/most original in the history of film after all. People are saying that Christopher Nolan stole the idea for the movie from an old Scrooge MacDuck comic, and while "steal" isn't the word I would use, The Answer Bitch had a pretty good explaination: Still, there are quite a few similarities between the comic—entitled Uncle Scrooge in The ...

When Celebs Feel Shy

I always laugh at photos of celebrities covering their faces from the paparazzi. 1) What's the point? Gossip blogs are just going to run the photos and call you a brat. 2) For someone to act like their face is a gift that cannot be shared, it's as if they don't realize it's in the middle of their face and even if there weren't cameras there, everyone would see it. 3) If the paparazzi follows you and takes your picture, it's either because you're asking for it or you're so famous and high-paid that it's just a part of the job. That being said, I like Drew Barrymore and I feel bad that she and Justin Long broke up (again) still, so I'm not going to make fun of her. I'm just going to delicately point out that I already know what she looks like, she's dressed like she wants to be seen and I've totally seen her looking worse. />I always laugh at photos of celebrities covering their faces from the paparazzi. 1) What's the point? Gossip blogs are just going to run the photos and call you a brat. 2) For someone to act like their face is a gift that cannot be shared, it's as if they don't realize it's in the middle of their face and even if there weren't cameras there, everyone would see it. 3) If the paparazzi follows you and takes your picture, it's either because you're asking for it or you're so famous and high-paid that...
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