I guess we're supposed to be surprised by this 'startling revelation.' I mean, the show's been falling apart at the seams for the past few years now, and the fact that they can't nail down a judge in the months during auditions -- and leading up to the show's 10th year debut in January? So not surprising.
Jennifer Lopez, who was asked to be a part of the three-judge panel for this year's format (Randy Jackson has stayed on and sources claim that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith has signed on, too), has made a departure from her affiliations with the show and 'insiders' claim that it has all to do with the fact that J. Lo is a giant-headed diva with a massive-assed set of demands to match:
“Her demands got out of hand,” says the source. “Fox had just had enough.”
'Her demands got out of hand.' Wow. In, what, a week and a half? That's legendary. That's epic. That's the kind of stuff that made Ben Affleck go tanning for crying out loud. />I guess we're supposed to be surprised by this 'startling revelation.' I mean, the show's been falling apart at the seams for the past few years now, and the fact that they can't nail down a judge in the months during auditions -- and leading up to the show's 10th year debut in January? So not surprising.
Jennifer Lopez, who was asked to be a part of the three-judge panel for this year's format (Randy Jackson has stayed on and sources claim that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith has signed on, too),...
Star claims to have the inside scoop on Jess's love life and also says that she's over the moon over her latest boyfriend, the sometimes-football playing Eric Johnson, so much that she bought her own engagement ring and claims that she'll "take care" of Johnson if that's what it comes down to.
Uh, girl? Why don't you go and talk to Britney about this one? She had a pretty similar situation, where she started dated this douchey-sounding guy (lookin' at you, K-Fug) and bought her own engagement ring 'cause the guy hadn't really worked for awhile, and a few years later, two kids, a divorce, several mental breakdowns and lots of cheap nylon wigs later, Britney's, uh, "back." "Bitches."
Truth? Lie? Somewhere in between? You decide. />Star claims to have the inside scoop on Jess's love life and also says that she's over the moon over her latest boyfriend, the sometimes-football playing Eric Johnson, so much that she bought her own engagement ring and claims that she'll "take care" of Johnson if that's what it comes down to.
Uh, girl? Why don't you go and talk to Britney about this one? She had a pretty similar situation, where she started dated this douchey-sounding guy (lookin' at you, K-Fug) and bought her own engageme...
If you're smart, you've been watching Real Housewives of New Jersey this season. The drama's been explosive and petty and delicious and all those things that make reality TV as addictive as it is.
If you're sane, you've noticed that the villain on this season is actually not Danielle Staub, although she's pretty awful too. Most of the screaming matches have been instigated by Kim G., neighbor of Jacqueline and BFF of Danielle. Kim G. saw her opportunity to get herself on the TV show that was making her peers so famous and she's gone after it relentlessly, involving herself in as many relationships on the show as possible.
Last week's episode featured Kim G. and Danielle finally going after each other. After Danielle intimated to Kim that she was planning on finding her birth mother, Kim relayed that news to one of the Manzo, who passed it on to Teresa, who blabbed it to who sounds like the nosiest eye brow plucker in the world. Through this beautician, Danielle's daughter's friend learned of Danielle's search for her birth mom, and then she told Danielle's daughter. Ugh. What a clusterfuck.
Danielle lost her mind over Kim's blabbing and the two of them threw down in what was easily the most classless fight I've seen in some time. In fact, you should probably just watch it for yourself:
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is trying wicked hard to be Megan Fox. I'm yawning, for real. [Celebslam]
Aww, look which pedophile in training is trying to make a movie! [popbytes]
"Only An Ignorant Fool Would Drink Bottled Water." Agree or disagree? Check out the documentary about this very topic. [Pajiba]
Wow. I guess Teri Hatcher really hasn't ever done Botox. I can breathe easily now. [Celebitchy]
Sorry, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan is a much, much better Marilyn Monroe than you could ever hope to be. Puh-lease. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Renee Zellweger get a boob job? [CityRag]
I cannot believe these two assholes are procreating again. Fucking shoot me. [Pop on the Pop]
Uh, this is why you don't name your children 'Adolf Hitler'. Cripes. [Zelda Lily]
Anyone wanna see Adrien Grenier's greasy ass? Like, his actual ass that's literally -- and more than likely -- greasy? Nope. Me either. [OMGBlog]
Jessica Alba pulled over by law enforcement, actually cracks a smile. Some bitches will do anything to get out of a traffic violation. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is trying wicked hard to be Megan Fox. I'm yawning, for real. [Celebslam]
Aww, look which pedophile in training is trying to make a movie! [popbytes]
"Only An Ignorant Fool Would Drink Bottled Water." Agree or disagree? Check out the documentary about this very topic. [Pajiba]
Wow. I guess Teri Hatcher really hasn't ever done Botox. I can breathe easily now. [Celebitchy]
Sorry, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan is a much, much better Marilyn Monroe than you could ever hope to be. Puh-lease. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Renee Zellweger get a boob job? [CityRag]
I cannot belie...
Just like it takes a certain kind of face to pull of a pixie cut, it also takes a certain kind of woman to pull off red hair. While Rihanna is clearly bold enough to rock red hair and lips at the same time, do you think this look is working for her?
To me, Rihanna's constant style switch ups are reminiscent of a teenage girl's willingness to experiment with her look and stand out. Personally, I find it endearing, but at a certain point you gotta ask why we never see the same Rihanna twice.
What do you think of this look? Is it working for RiRi or should she go back to her darker roots?
[gallery] />Just like it takes a certain kind of face to pull of a pixie cut, it also takes a certain kind of woman to pull off red hair. While Rihanna is clearly bold enough to rock red hair and lips at the same time, do you think this look is working for her?
To me, Rihanna's constant style switch ups are reminiscent of a teenage girl's willingness to experiment with her look and stand out. Personally, I find it endearing, but at a certain point you gotta ask why we never see the same Rihanna twice.
What...
I mean, you know, if you count a girl who looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay whatsoever, with much smaller tits and a love of wine instead of pills, you'd get what the Hustler-sponsored Lindsay Lohan-alike porn is supposed to be like.
The porn star Scarlett Fay (as photographed above) is covered in what's supposed to be cocaine, but that's just another unrealistic move on Hustler's part -- as if Lindsay would be that frivolous. Waste not, want not, right?
The only thing they got right was the grubby hands. But that was a cop-out (and sheer coincidence), I'm sure. All porn stars probably have grubby hands underneath their four-inch Lucite-strong manicures. This chick just couldn't afford to get hers filled this month, so she gnawed the tips off.
So, Linds? I'm actually kind of offended on your part. Go figure.
You can check out all of the promo shots for the movie over on The Superficial -- uncensored and all, you skeeve.
Image courtesy of The Superficial />I mean, you know, if you count a girl who looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay whatsoever, with much smaller tits and a love of wine instead of pills, you'd get what the Hustler-sponsored Lindsay Lohan-alike porn is supposed to be like.
The porn star Scarlett Fay (as photographed above) is covered in what's supposed to be cocaine, but that's just another unrealistic move on Hustler's part -- as if Lindsay would be that frivolous. Waste not, want not, right?
The only thing they got right was th...
Duh! And didn't Beet predict this, like, six times or something? Yup, thought so.
Alanis Morissette follows the lead of other talented songstresses who marry and accept seed from ridiculously-named and much-less-known men and officially announces that she's pregnant with "rapper" SoulEye's child -- though we've pretty much known since June.
See? Aren't you glad, Alanis, that the whole thing with Dave Coulier didn't work out? I knew you'd meet your souleye mate one day. />Duh! And didn't Beet predict this, like, six times or something? Yup, thought so.
Alanis Morissette follows the lead of other talented songstresses who marry and accept seed from ridiculously-named and much-less-known men and officially announces that she's pregnant with "rapper" SoulEye's child -- though we've pretty much known since June.
See? Aren't you glad, Alanis, that the whole thing with Dave Coulier didn't work out? I knew you'd meet your souleye mate one day. ...
Because she did. And there's a whole lot going on with Fantasia that really didn't concern me all too much because I'm not a Fantasia fan. At all. But supposedly, she's in the middle of a dirty "you wrecked my home, you stupid whore-y ho" battle with a woman -- over a man -- in North Carolina, and poor Fantasia is said to be distraught over the woman's claims, stating that she had nothing to do with breaking up the couple's marriage.
Sidenote? She was verified to have made a sex tape with the dude, and she's got the dude's name tattooed on her skin. Draw your own conclusions.
Anyway, Fantasia's been so upset over not breaking this marriage up that she overdosed the night before last on -- confirmed late last night -- aspirin and sleeping pills.
Jump in to read her entire statement, complete with references to "This is my song!"
Read More />Because she did. And there's a whole lot going on with Fantasia that really didn't concern me all too much because I'm not a Fantasia fan. At all. But supposedly, she's in the middle of a dirty "you wrecked my home, you stupid whore-y ho" battle with a woman -- over a man -- in North Carolina, and poor Fantasia is said to be distraught over the woman's claims, stating that she had nothing to do with breaking up the couple's marriage.
Sidenote? She was verified to have made a sex tape with...
Charlize Theron is the worst. I mean, who can run around with a face and a body like that and then still kick-ass in a movie where she plays a completely horrible looking serial killer? (BTW, that clip is totally NSFW.) She's either an alien or easily one of the most desirable human beings on the planet. For the sake of my mental health, I'm going to go with the former. Welcome to Earth, Charlize. You look gorgeous in the July 2010 issue of French Elle. Like, it's almost unfair.
[gallery] />Charlize Theron is the worst. I mean, who can run around with a face and a body like that and then still kick-ass in a movie where she plays a completely horrible looking serial killer? (BTW, that clip is totally NSFW.) She's either an alien or easily one of the most desirable human beings on the planet. For the sake of my mental health, I'm going to go with the former. Welcome to Earth, Charlize. You look gorgeous in the July 2010 issue of French Elle. Like, it's almost unfair.
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Levi Johnston is even more clueless than we thought, guys. According to PopEater, the recently single again Levi was following Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards all night, thinking that he maybe had a chance to get with the also recently single actress. His behavior was so creepy that multiple people noticed, including Sandra herself.
An insider reported the deets:
"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America's sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'Get him away from me.'"
OK, that's freakin' humiliating. PopEater went on to say that after he finally clued in to how uncomfortable he was making Sandy, he gave up on her and tried to score pictures with other female celebs, all of whom refused. How strange that a bunch of actually famous people who have worked their whole lives in order to achieve their status don't want to be associated with the deadbeat who knocked up one of the most hated politicians in America's teenage daughter!
While Levi's sole motivation seems to be keeping himself relevant, there's also a hint of him wanting to hurt the mother of his child and her family in there, too. It's easy to see why an immature 19 year old would want to get back at the family who put his name in the headlines (supposedly against his will, initially), his repeated attempts to hurt Bristol are such a turn off. It's like he's a miniature, talentless Mel Gibson. Or Spencer Pratt, part 2. />Levi Johnston is even more clueless than we thought, guys. According to PopEater, the recently single again Levi was following Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards all night, thinking that he maybe had a chance to get with the also recently single actress. His behavior was so creepy that multiple people noticed, including Sandra herself.
An insider reported the deets:
"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping ...
