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The Emmy Red Carpet Dress Gallery: Part 1

IT’S TIME FOR THE EMMY DRESSES!!!

Sorry it took me so long to get these dresses up. Stephen Moyer glamoured me. No, actually he didn’t, but it took me like an hour to break past my sexual fantasies about him and write this post.

So, to the dresses:

My winner of this group is Glee‘s Dianna Agron. She looks stunning, stunning, stunning. I want to see more of this girl.

Jenna Fischer, if you can believe it, was a red carpet fail. That was sarcastic. I’m sure she’s a very nice girl, but, like, Jenna, it’s been years of this. When you first got famous, I was willing to give you a little leeway on the red carpet issues, but it’s been too long now. Steve Carrell’s had time to make like 20 shitty movies since The Office hit it big, but you haven’t found time to hire a stylist. I mean, who the hell told you to go to a red carpet event wearing a dress the same color as a red carpet? (Side note: Save Dinner with Schmucks for when it comes out on DVD. And you find that DVD in the county dump.)

In this gallery: Lea Michele, Kelly Osbourne, Jewel, Jesalyn Gilsig, Jennifer Carpenter, Jenna Fischer, Jayma Mays, Jane Lynch, Hugh Dancy and Claire Danes, Eva Longoria Parker, Emily Deschanel, Emily Blunt, Elizabeth Moss, Dianna Agron, Christina Hendricks, Cheryls Hines and Burke, Carrie Ann Inaba, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer and Angela Kinsey.

More to come …

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  • I think you’re being a little harsh on Jenna Fischer. She looks pretty, even if she’s not usually the queen of the red carpet. there is much, much more epic fail going on. Lea Michele?? Jane Lynch?? And Diana Agron looks completely boob-less.

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