Ha! It’s pretty funny when I see the headline “Whore #1” that I automatically think of Rachel Uchitel. [Celebslam]
James Franco to star in upcoming film, 127 Hours. Wet yet? [popbytes]
What kind of a-holes would make a Ghost Rider sequel? Did the first one not suck enough? [Pajiba]
Do you love Jared Leto’s combover? It’s a hell of a lot better than his previous hairdo. [Celebitchy]
Miley Cyrus smokes pot, gets drunk. Surprise! [Zelda Lily]
More Lindsay Lohan ‘firsts’ since exiting rehab. [Allie is Wired]
Lady Gaga gives an interview as her alter-ego, Jo Calderone. Um. OK. Whatever. [Amy Grindhouse]
I still cannot believe that Cindy Crawford is 44. [Betty Confidential]
Joe Jonas apparently has a large, large penis. Do you care? [OMGBlog]
Sandra Bullock photographed with lots and lots of bread in Texas. Lots of bread. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
If Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get back together, I am going to eat a gun. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]