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Heidi Montag Doesn’t Want Her Gunshell Tits Anymore

Heidi Montag has G-cup implants. Fucking G-cup. I didn’t even know they made them that big, but that’s probably what everyone said about the Hindenburg, too. … Uh, bad example. Moving on.

Heidi Montag, formerly Spencer Pratt’s programmable blow-up doll wife, has decided that she wants to downgrade her big old titties from the rumored-fabled G-cup to a more demure, realistic DD or D-cup. All I gotta say about that?  “Oh, brother.”

Why, you’re wondering, is Heidi having such a change of heart? Apparently, a myriad of reasons, including the fact that they ruined her life and marriage (Ruined her marriage? Callin’ BS on that one.), she can’t hug her dogs, can’t wear anything but custom-made clothing, and can’t work out, which is the ultimate deal-breaker, because Montag claims she’s “obsessed” with fitness.

I’m stoked that Heidi is coming to some sort of silicone-induced realization, but you cannot tell me that there wasn’t someone who must have — at one point or another — said to Heidi, “Girl, you look like a fucking idiot.” Because if they didn’t? They were lying. And they were enablers. And they were probably “friends” planted by Spencer.

Whatever, Heidi. Do your thing, if you want to take the flotation devices out and get on with your life, have at it. Just quit making a spectacle of your body. It was just fine before you started fucking with it, and I don’t think there’s any rational person who’d state otherwise.

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      • i have one friend that wears a 28F, and another that wears a 34G. both have natural breasts, and neither woman is obese.

      • I wore natural H. I’m not obese, even though I have a little fat I should lost. Anyways, my grandma’ gave me them. So shut the fuck up, I may wore more than most of obese girl.

  • judging by her frame, i think she ought to go no bigger than a full B/small C. and girlfriend needs to go to a decent doctor that would give her a natural tear-drop shape, and not those obscene bolt-on frankentitties. she should also get her cheek implants taken out. after that, i would suggest that she let all of the toxins pumped into her face break down, and NEVER DO THAT SHIT AGAIN. save your money, honey, and take an acting class.

  • ….change of mind plus the fact that she’s probably running outta painkillers so she has to have another surgery to get more OR she could sell a sex tape for quick cash and buy them like the rest of us!! I know it must be really difficult for all of you bloggers but if there’s ANY chance at all, no matter how slim could you all please write only about REAL stars? Instead of page after page of these people ( KIM K.) whose only claim to fame is a sex tape. Not to mention the fact that this whole package of wanna bes has never struggled, never sacraficed, never studied the craft, never done ANYTHING to deserve their fame.Please, so many people truly deserve some attention and all we hear about are the drunks, the sluts, the sons and daughters etc.. makes me sick! and now?Girls think a sex tape is the way to gain fame and fortune, and sadly its true.

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  • Seriously, to all the people who like to talk trash about someone famous: It seems to me the only reason you like to dog Heidi or Kim K. It is clear to see that you are jelous and insecure with yourself. If someone wants to alter their body, for whatever their reason is, that is their decision. If that is the way they wish to live, and have the money to do so, then be it. That is why there are plastic surgeons, to do just that. If it makes them happy, who are you to judge them. I think by someone hating on those who have had plasitc surgery (or have money) are haters, and more than likely hate themself because they are not happy in their skin. Thus, they clearly have nothing better to do with their time but talk s*** on others to fill a void in their own lives, because somehow it makes them feel better about themselves. All I have to say is grow up, and worry about what goes on in your own life, not everyone elses. Also, you may want to consider therapy to discuss you own insecuraties because it just isn’t healthy, and stop being so jelous, beacuse no one likes a hater.