I like Carrie Underwood. I’m not such a fan of country music, especially country bubble gum pop, but Carrie Underwood’s alright in my book. I came across this photo of her at her most recent Today Show performance, and because my internet connection is as slow as mole-asses (yes, mole asses), it took a minute to load, and I gradually got to see what she was wearing.
I caught the blazer and tie and thought, “Yeah, cute.” Then the tweedish shorts came into view and I liked the outfit even more. Another thirty seconds or so went by, the black knee socks were revealed and I thought, “Woo! Hot bitch! Check out those legs!” And then my connection took the liberty of speeding way the fuck up, and all at once my vision was assailed with those horrendous, horrific excuses for shoes. I could have died. I thought it was a cruel joke from the fashion gods for smiting, well, pretty much everyone, and I wanted to take a Louisville slugger to both shoes in an effort to beat the sheer malevolence out of them.
Evil, evil shoes.
You nailed it. That type of shoe makes women’s feet look like Fred Flintstone at a KISS concert. Cannot wait for that trend to fade away.
A friend who is an avid Carrie fan happened to be at The Today Show watching this performance and we were texting back and forth about this. On television it looked like over-the-knee boots. I was not for it because it was July and fucking hot. Having been set straight, I’m still not for this. Something about the socks is…off. I’m actually not a hater about the shoes, but I think that the socks in combination with the shoes cut her off oddly and make her just look like she has prosthetic legs.
She looks awesome here…I think the shoes completes the “schoolgirl” look… I mean, come on, it’s a school girl outfit… it shouldn’t be too sophisticated and thought out…I’s likes it alot!
That’s totally funny because I’ve seen this picture online as well and thought it was great except for the awful shoes!
Those shoes are not meant to be worn with socks, period.
Bleh, not a fan of open toe shoes with socks. Could have been a cute outfit, what a shame.
love it…from the KNEES UP!
Such a shame about the shoes.
I love it, but I think she would’ve looked nicer with different shoes :)
Damn you chicks give more of a shit about shoes than starving children.
She looks like Angus Young from AC/DC!!!
I think she pulls it off great!!!
i dont care what carry has on her feet.she is smokin hot any way.she is the best singer to come from idol.
the shoes are the only thing she’s wearing that isn’t fugly.
dude…screw u!!!I luv Carrie Underwood!!whould u like it if someone said ur face is ugly or something?And DONT say that about any country singer or ill have my dad kick ur butt.he was in the army!!And i know Hollywood Undead isnt a country band either but dont mess with them either!!Or i’ll kick ur butt then!!!!!!!!I hope u got that!
shoes gotta go.!!!!!..but dam this girl can wear really anything and look amazing…nice outfit nice body beautifull face…bad shoes! oh well we all make fashion no-no’s once in awhile!
Very true. The house is the new going out.
You write very detailed,Pay tribute to you.Couldn’t be written any better. Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept talking about this. I will forward this article to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read. Thanks for sharing!
Hello Sexy Carrie Underwood,here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called Trina Moe,and it was originally rapped by the rapper named DMX,but dear Carrie Underwood,I wrote my own rap song for you to the beat/instrumental of Trina Moe,using my own lyrics.
Song Title:Trina Moe
My chorus:
Carrie,babe,you’re so cute,and so,smooth,baby I will,not be,rude,that’s the truth,baby,can,we go,swimming,in the pools.
Verse 1:
Shopping,babe,do you,like to,shop at,the malls,baby summertime,is gone,now it’s the fall,baby girl,I have your,posters,on ma walls.
Dear sexy Carrie Underwood,this is a love/rap song that,I wrote for you,it called Let’s Get Away,and it was originally rapped by T.I
but dear sexy Mrs Carrie Underwood,I wrote my own love/rap song for you to the Instrumental of Let’s Get Away using my own words,plus I changed the original name of Let’s Get Away,and renamed it You’re A Sexy Princess.So this is my love song for Mrs Carrie,that I wrote,to the instrumental of Let’s Get Away.Oh ma name is Ike Nash,and I like you a lot,and I live in Canada,in Toronto and 4167522165 is ma telephone #.And when you see,the word bay-bay,it means baby,and if you see the word lay-day,in this song,it means lady.And when you see the word cray-zay,it means crazy.And when you see,the word love-lay,it means lovely.
Ma renamed song title:You’re A Sexy Princess
Tha chorus for Ms Underwood:Bay-Bay,can we chill,someday,any day,pretty bay-bay,get-away,to,a place,a better space,like my, place,sexy,lay-day.
Verse 1:Driving,through,ma city,babe,everyday,how you, bin,are,you okay,I’m feeling,great,and chilling,babe,sitting here,in ma chair,feeling,so great,anyway,pretty,babe,can we,date,in the States,in,L A,babe,you’re so,great,and so,brave,on the stages,of your,show,feeling,love-lay,anyway,pretty girl,how ya doing,I’m groovy,babe,keep things,moving,for ya,lay-day,everyday,I,say,my prayers,let’s,toast,you’re,the most,sexy,lay-day.