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Oh, This Is Appropriate: 14-Year-Old Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Photo Shoot

We had a Kardashian ban on this site for a couple years. It's eroded over the past year, as new writers have come and gone and I found myself too busy to send email reprimands when they ran Kardashian pieces. I never really talked about why, but now seems as appropriate a time as any. In October 2007, I ran this piece. It contained a photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner posing on the red carpet for the viewing party for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. There was some veiled reference to how I looked forward to the days they behaved like their older sisters, but there was nothing especially inflammatory about the piece. It was a photo of two girls on a red carpet. At a press event. I said they were "cute." Someone left a comment on the piece containing Kylie and Kendall's actual phone number. I didn't know this -- I don't read all the comments on this site, as there are many, many comments left daily, on pieces spanning the 4+ years of its existence. Kylie and Kendall began receiving phone calls in the middle of the night, and the Kardashian family traced it back to the comment left on this blog. I had no idea any of this was going on. One morning, I received a phone call from a blocked number. Stupidly, I answered. It was the Kardashian's rep -- or perhaps a lawyer, I can't remember at this point -- calling to tell me about the comment with the phone number. Also, he didn't like the piece I'd written and he said something about how I was exploiting young girls. (Young girls who were posing on a red carpet.) I told him I didn't want to cause the girls any trouble, and I removed the comment containing the phone number. He called again, an hour later. There were other comments on the post (the post contained hundreds of comments at that point -- they've all been deleted since) where people were discussing their overtly sexual fantasies about these young girls. Their mother, he explained, was very upset. Again, I was unaware these comments were present, and I removed all comments of a sexual nature from that post. I will note that the Digital Millenium Copyright Act makes clear that the owner of a website is not legally responsible for comments left on it. I was under no obligation to remove these comments, and I knew that, but it was clearly the right thing to do under the circumstances. Then he called again, a couple of hours later. There were other comments on the post, comments that spoke ill of the adult Kardashians, and Kris Jenner was upset about those, too. He wanted those removed. I told him that, while I didn't mind removing the sexual comments about the little girls, I felt that the comments about the older Kardashians could stay. At this point he became very upset. He called again and again. He was calling every fifteen minutes. I didn't answer. He left long-winded, angry messages. He went through every post on my site that contained any mention of any Kardashian and left detailed instructions as to how it needed to be changed. I did not comply. I finally answered one of his calls. His voice was full of condescension. He asked how old I was. I was 25 at the time and I told him that. "Oh, you're very young." "Sasha," he said -- but he may as well have said 'Little Girl' -- "you don't understand what you're dealing with here. We will destroy you in court. We are currently in the process of taking down BuddyTV for what they said about the Kardashians. Their site will be off the Internet forever tomorrow. They'll be bankrupt. Do you want that to happen to you?" (BuddyTV, for the record, is still very much alive, kicking and successful.) I told him that I didn't, but that I understood my rights, and I was under no obligation to remove the posts about the adult Kardashians. He listed all the laws I was violating. (These were lies.) He referred back to the post about Kylie and Kendall, and threatened to take me to court on some federal charge of exploiting young girls. Then, at one point, he offered to give me rights to the photos from the Kim Kardashian Playboy shoot in exchange for making the "corrections" to all my blog posts about the Kardashians. He called hourly. He did this for days. It was insanity. These were obviously public figures -- people who had willingly agreed to participate in a television show about their lives, including the lives of their underage daughters -- and they still planned to control every facet of the way they were portrayed in the media? And they planned to do this by hurling baseless threats at young women running blogs? It was completely insane. Eventually the phone calls dropped off, and -- surprise! -- no one ever took me to court. I decided we didn't need to cover the Kardashians at all, and we didn't for a long time. Today, I received an email from a producer at BuzzMedia imploring me to cover Kim Kardashian's recent blog post about these bikini photos taken of the now-14-year-old Kendall, who's apparently an aspiring model. So, ya know, HERE YA GO. Enjoy the heavy eye makeup, the near-exposed breasts, and the sexual poses of an eighth grader. But let's be very, very careful not to exploit any young women in the process, okay? [gallery] />We had a Kardashian ban on this site for a couple years. It's eroded over the past year, as new writers have come and gone and I found myself too busy to send email reprimands when they ran Kardashian pieces. I never really talked about why, but now seems as appropriate a time as any. In October 2007, I ran this piece. It contained a photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner posing on the red carpet for the viewing party for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. There was some veiled reference to how I loo...

Having Your Celebrity Friendship Dreams Realized Feels So Good

Oh, damn. Look at this friendship. Nas and Amy Winehouse were photographed leaving a Japanese restaurant in London last night. I wonder what their conversation was all about. I be he was like, "Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassing/Imagine going to court with no trial/Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters/No welfare supporters more conscious of the way we raise our daughters" and she was all, "BLLLAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE." I bet it was something like that. I hope they're working together. [gallery] />Oh, damn. Look at this friendship. Nas and Amy Winehouse were photographed leaving a Japanese restaurant in London last night. I wonder what their conversation was all about. I be he was like, "Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassing/Imagine going to court with no trial/Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters/No welfare supporters more conscious of the way we raise our daughters" and she was all, "BLLLAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE." I bet it was something like that. I hope they're working...

‘Weeds’ is Coming Back and WE GOT SPOILERS!

One of the only shows I consistently watch is Weeds on Showtime. OK, I technically quit for half of season four and all of season five, but I saw this preview for season six and you know what? I'm back in. I'm going to start watching again because it looks like Nancy's done messing around with the hard drug selling Mexican dudes who brought all that violence into the show. And like, sure, last season supposedly ended with Shane murdering a woman, but that's not scary drug violence. That's ang...

The Hot Dude From Color Me Badd Got Arrested

OK, I don't think Bryan Abrams is hot for real, but I think he did when I was seven and Color Me Badd was popular. Anyway, the scoop from PopCrunch: Abrams, 40, was taken into custody on suspicion of harassment after his wife told authorities that the enraged singer tossed her across a hotel room during a heated spat. He appeared in a Hawaiian court on Wednesday and later released on his own recognizance. Abrams has a history of battery. In 2008, he was jailed after being charged with domestic abuse and assault and battery afte...

I Think I Figured Out What Kristen Stewart’s Problem Is

OK, so people always call Kristen Stewart a bitch, right? They say she's aloof and too cool for school and rude in her awkwardness. I don't think that's true, you guys. This is what I think it is: Kristen Stewart sucks at talking. Technically, there's many worse problems the girl could have. She's an actress. She doesn't need to know how to engage people in conversation because when she's working, someone else is writing the dialogue. But when it comes to press tours and all that, it shows when someone's not eloquent, and that was the case with this interview I stumbled upon. Kristen, when asked why she's not involved with more social networks, says, "I can’t be online because, I have to be online! I’d love to please the fans because of the way they support us, but time is not enough. It wouldn’t be enough the ammount of time I spent online with them." Those are not the words of a well-spoken woman. It reads as super bitchy ("I don't have time for that because anything I'd give would never be enough for my rabid fans."), when I think/hope she means something much more sincere ("I can't get involved with that stuff because I would never be able to respond to everyone and I don't want anyone's feelings to get hurt or be a disappointment.") But I'm not saying that she's dumb, either. In the same interview she refers to music as one of the most "sensitive elements" in her life and has a pretty solid perspective on what fame and success has granted her ("Now people ask me “what’s next? what project are you choosing?”. It’s a privilege having the opportunity to have those questions, even if it’s hard to answer them sometimes. I owe it to Twilight. Fame looks more spectacular from the outside than it does from the inside.") So what's her deal? It's weed. It's all that weed. Chick's a total stoner. />OK, so people always call Kristen Stewart a bitch, right? They say she's aloof and too cool for school and rude in her awkwardness. I don't think that's true, you guys. This is what I think it is: Kristen Stewart sucks at talking. Technically, there's many worse problems the girl could have. She's an actress. She doesn't need to know how to engage people in conversation because when she's working, someone else is writing the dialogue. But when it comes to press tours and all that, it shows when...

It’s A Brand New Christina!

This is Christina Aguilera's new video, "You Lost Me," and it's kind of wonderful.  Everybody's talking about how she's really softened up a lot for this video, and that's because she really, really has.  Personally, I think Christina's always been a classy lady who likes to play around with different styles and genres - this is a long cry from "Candyman" - but she's always amazingly talented and incredibly poised.  This video is no exception. All right, that's my sickening praise on Christina.  What about you guys?  Is thi...

Michael Lohan Is The Most Stable Lohan

Molls reported yesterday that Michael Lohan's girlfriend, Kate Major, filed a police report against Michael, claiming that he assaulted her.  Since then, there have been some pretty interesting developments.  It looks to me like Lindsay passed off the train wreck baton to Daddy! TMZ has obtained the police report that Kate filed, and here's how that whole story goes:
According to Kate's complaint she says, "My fiance Michael Lohan came home while I was sleeping in a sofa chair.  He woke me up, yelling, 'Why didn't you pick up your cell phone, you stupid c**t.'" Kate continues, "He then turned over the chair while I was still in it, tossing me to the floor.  I crawled to the other side of the room to get away from him.  He walked over to me, took his shoe off and kicked me in my face while I was still on the ground.  He stood over me and said, 'I'm going to go back to jail cause of you, cause I will kill you.'" Kate says, "He said all of this to me cause he is afraid I'm going to leave him.  I am very afraid of him."
Police officers noted in the report that Kate had a swollen lip, and she also had a sore collarbone and a scraped knee.  Classy stuff, Michael.  He's been officially charged with 2nd degree harassment, and he'll be arraigned on August 18.  Here's what Michael's lawyer had to say about the whole situation:
"Michael Lohan 100% denies each and every one of Kate Major’s allegations.  He has never threatened to harm her, never assaulted her, and never physically abused her in any way. Kate was heavily intoxicated during the verbal argument between Michael and Kate in the early afternoon on Monday.  Michael Lohan has been clean and sober for six years. Michael Lohan is fully cooperating with the police investigation.  No charges have been filed.  He expects to be fully vindicated."
My favorite part is the part in the middle where they say that Kate was drunk, but Michael Lohan was not, because he's a fucking miracle and don't you forget it.  I don't understand why that's relevant - it sounds like they're saying "no, none of this happened, but if it did, it was probably divine punishment that Michael executed for God Himself in an attempt to save her sinful soul from an eternity of hellfire."  I don't care how drunk you are, I'm pretty sure you'd at least vaguely recall your boyfriend knocking you around and threatening to kill you.  But maybe that's just me. />Molls reported yesterday that Michael Lohan's girlfriend, Kate Major, filed a police report against Michael, claiming that he assaulted her.  Since then, there have been some pretty interesting developments.  It looks to me like Lindsay passed off the train wreck baton to Daddy! TMZ has obtained the police report that Kate filed, and here's how that whole story goes: According to Kate's complaint she says, "My fiance Michael Lohan came home while I was sleeping in a sofa chair.  He woke me up, yell...

I’ll Have Whatever She’s Having

Damn, Whoopi. Are you drunk? High? "Overworked"? Is it even legal to get high and go on The View? Wouldn't you think Elisabeth Hasselbeck would have a bit to say about that, the strait-laced crazy-monger that she is? "Still slightly drugged." SLIGHTLY? Forget The Client List -- this video is feel-good entertainment at its best....

Girl, My Grandma’s Gonna Be So Pissed When She Finds Out You Stole Her Dress

So, Jen. We meet again! What's new, how are you, that's just great. How'd that whole housewife-cum-prostitute movie work out? You know, I really really meant to watch it, but I had some serious episodes of 24 season 2 to catch up on. Oh, yeah, that and the movie was on Lifetime, and unless it's Christmastime, I have a serious aversion to anything on that wretched channel. What can I say -- I'm a sucker for Holiday in Handcuffs seventeen times in seventeen days. And isn't Kathy Ireland or something big with Lifetime? Is that who designed your dress? Or maybe, you know, it was Alfred Dunner. He's big in geriatric circles, I've heard. Either way, take cover. My grandma's on her way, she doesn't remember things all that well, and she's pissed. Take cover, woman! [gallery] />So, Jen. We meet again! What's new, how are you, that's just great. How'd that whole housewife-cum-prostitute movie work out? You know, I really really meant to watch it, but I had some serious episodes of 24 season 2 to catch up on. Oh, yeah, that and the movie was on Lifetime, and unless it's Christmastime, I have a serious aversion to anything on that wretched channel. What can I say -- I'm a sucker for Holiday in Handcuffs seventeen times in seventeen days. And isn't Kathy Ireland ...

Quotables

"He was after me since I was 18 ... he totally wasn't my type ... I thought he was gay ... After a few years, he was persistent ... so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him." Julianne Hough on her newest (and confirmed!) boyfriend, Ryan Seacrest. Don't sweat it too much, though, Jules. A lot of other people thought he was gay, too, but that didn't stop them from swooning over him. Everyone caves sooner or later. />"He was after me since I was 18 ... he totally wasn't my type ... I thought he was gay ... After a few years, he was persistent ... so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him." Julianne Hough on her newest (and confirmed!) boyfriend, Ryan Seacrest. Don't sweat it too much, though, Jules. A lot of other people thought he was gay, too, but that didn't stop them from swooning over him. Everyone caves sooner or later....

Today in Pretty Weird News

I know it's been just forever, but do you guys remember Simon Monjack? Brittany Murphy's husband? The one who died not six months after Murphy herself passed? Well, it turns out that the LA County Coroner has got the final word back on Monjack's autopsy: Monjack's cause of death was the same as his late wife, Brittany's. Back in December, Brittany died from what was said ultimately to be pneumonia and anemia, and the coroner has released a statement stating that Monjack, who passed away in May, died of ... pneumonia and anemia. It's the mom. It's totally the mom. She's a vampire who, after sucking her victim's blood, replaces the lost blood with some kind of watery substitute, which ultimately settles in the lungs -- hence, the whole pneumonia thing. No, I'm joking. I don't know whether she's a vampire or not, jeez. But the whole thing's pretty weird, if you ask me. />I know it's been just forever, but do you guys remember Simon Monjack? Brittany Murphy's husband? The one who died not six months after Murphy herself passed? Well, it turns out that the LA County Coroner has got the final word back on Monjack's autopsy: Monjack's cause of death was the same as his late wife, Brittany's. Back in December, Brittany died from what was said ultimately to be pneumonia and anemia, and the coroner has released a statement stating that Monjack, who passed away in May, died of ... pneumonia an...

15 Years After Clueless is Released, Dionne is Still Looking Fierce

Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of the release of the best movie ever made, Clueless, so I figured this would be the perfect time to point out what a Betty Stacey Dash is even after all of these years. These photos, shot for some magazine called Karin + Raoul, are the first I've seen of Stacey since she appeared on Circus of the Stars a few years ago, and that shit still haunts me in my dreams. Regardless, Stacey looks good, unlike the rest of her co-stars, who are either fat or dead. Sorry. Way harsh. [gallery] />Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of the release of the best movie ever made, Clueless, so I figured this would be the perfect time to point out what a Betty Stacey Dash is even after all of these years. These photos, shot for some magazine called Karin + Raoul, are the first I've seen of Stacey since she appeared on Circus of the Stars a few years ago, and that shit still haunts me in my dreams. Regardless, Stacey looks good, unlike the rest of her co-stars, who are either fat or dead. Sorry. Way ...
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