Just look at that face. Doesn't it just scream "I am busting at the seams with talent"? Of course it does, because it's Justin motherfucking Bieber, and he can do anything at all on this planet.
The Biebz is going to be appearing as a guest star on CSI. Here's what Peoplehad to say about the role:
The 16-year-old will play “a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother — a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation” with the crime scene investigators, the show’s producers said in a statement on the show’s Web site.
And the best part for Bieber fans? It’s just the beginning. Producers said the episode is the start of “an emotional story that will conclude later in the season.”
“This will be true event television,” executive producers Carol Mendelsohn, Don McGill and Anthony Zuiker said. “We’re looking forward to Justin’s dramatic star turn, not only in the premiere, but in a continuing seasonal arc.”
I never wanted to watch multiple episodes of CSI, but it looks like I'm going to have to this season. Let's be real, I can't not support Justin in all he does, because then it would look bad when we finally meet and fall in love. I am nothing if not loyal to my future famous boyfriends. />Just look at that face. Doesn't it just scream "I am busting at the seams with talent"? Of course it does, because it's Justin motherfucking Bieber, and he can do anything at all on this planet.
The Biebz is going to be appearing as a guest star on CSI. Here's what People had to say about the role:
The 16-year-old will play “a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother — a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation” with the crime scene ...
Why would anyone in their right minds want to see Paris Hilton topless? [Celebslam]
Tila Tequila supposedly won the lottery. Maybe now she can buy some panties. [popbytes]
The original Night of the Living Dead re-sketched, animated? [Pajiba]
Eddie Cibrian moves in with LeAnn Rimes. I can't wait to see how this one plays out, ha. [Celebitchy]
Told you January Jones was on her way out. [Zelda Lily]
Mel Gibson wanted to take out TMZ's Harvey Levin ... and I don't mean "to dinner." [Allie is Wired]
I'd rather "saw" off my right arm than watch any of these movies -- especially the new 3D version. [Amy Grindhouse]
Huh. And I though Kim Kardashian was dating Miles Austin. This is just such a shocker. [Betty Confidential]
Yes, we knew Queen Latifah was a lesbian. So? [OMGBlog]
Shakira is still smoking hot, and I don't care what you say about it. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Why would anyone in their right minds want to see Paris Hilton topless? [Celebslam]
Tila Tequila supposedly won the lottery. Maybe now she can buy some panties. [popbytes]
The original Night of the Living Dead re-sketched, animated? [Pajiba]
Eddie Cibrian moves in with LeAnn Rimes. I can't wait to see how this one plays out, ha. [Celebitchy]
Told you January Jones was on her way out. [Zelda Lily]
Mel Gibson wanted to take out TMZ's Harvey Levin ... and I don't mean "to dinner." [Allie is Wired]
I'd rather "saw" off my right arm than watch a...
"I have to tell you all something. And I know it is going to hurt a lot of people but it's time ... okay here goes ... wow this is hard but I gotta. The Bundys were not real people ...There I said it. Not real. Just actors. Brilliant actors if I say so myself haha. What's done is done."
- Christina Applegate disillusioning Kelly Bundy die hards on her Twitter. />...
Hey, Lohan! Don't worry about that whole "going to jail for a DUI" thing, because apparently it will have no effect on how you live your life. In a lot of ways, seeing these photos of Paris Hilton being doused in expensive champagne in Saint Tropez are about as refreshing as I'd imagine being doused with champagne in Saint Tropez to be. Look at her living life and not giving a fuck! To think that just a short time ago this woman was serving time and now she's back to living it up the way she was born to do. That's great. That's so great.
[gallery] />Hey, Lohan! Don't worry about that whole "going to jail for a DUI" thing, because apparently it will have no effect on how you live your life. In a lot of ways, seeing these photos of Paris Hilton being doused in expensive champagne in Saint Tropez are about as refreshing as I'd imagine being doused with champagne in Saint Tropez to be. Look at her living life and not giving a fuck! To think that just a short time ago this woman was serving time and now she's back to living it up the way she was...
There are a few things that you kinda sorta don't do when you're a famous person, and one of those things is "shit talk Oprah". You know, because she's kinda one of the most powerful humans on the planet and she can make or destroy you. Well, you wanna know who doesn't give a fuck about that? M.I.A., duh. Because she'll take down anyone.
M.I.A. and Oprah supposedly had a bad encounter at a recent event where the talkshow host was making a speech about the cultural significance of Lady Gaga. According to M.I.A., both of those things are a bunch of BS:
Oprah seemed like she was giving me the cold shoulder. She was with Iman (Bowie). Iman was always dancing with me, hugging and kissing me, but Oprah seemed really pissed off with me. Also she made this huge speech at the ball praising Lady Gaga and about how she (Lady Gaga) is helping Americans to be the best of themselves. There's millions of other Americans who represent that for me. Is (it) about numbers? About how much you're selling? Is it truly about the journey? Because (Lady Gaga's) journey isn't that difficult: to go from the f*cking Upper East Side to a f*cking performing arts school and on to a stage at the museum of f*cking wherever. That journey's about four miles.
Damn. If that's true about Oprah, I can't say I disagree. M.I.A. makes me mad uncomfortable sometimes, but in a better way than Lady Gaga does. And you know, that is kinda true about Gaga just being some Upper East Side bitch named Stephanie with a wig on.
But like, don't be upset when you're not on the Favorite Things list this year, Maya. />
There are a few things that you kinda sorta don't do when you're a famous person, and one of those things is "shit talk Oprah". You know, because she's kinda one of the most powerful humans on the planet and she can make or destroy you. Well, you wanna know who doesn't give a fuck about that? M.I.A., duh. Because she'll take down anyone.
M.I.A. and Oprah supposedly had a bad encounter at a recent event where the talkshow host was making a speech about the cultural significance of Lady Gaga....
If there's one thing I love about the porn industry (and trust me, the list is ENDLESS, so it's hard to pick just one), it's their dedication to preserving important moments in pop culture history with pornographic parodies. Lindsay Lohan just got locked up this week and there's already an adult film about it! It's like, who beside Saturday Night Live has that kind of turn around?
A very obviously NSFW promo for the video can be seen on the HUSTLER website (It includes spicy dialogue such as, "She didn't dump me, I'm the hottest pussy in town. They don't call me firecrotch for nothing, you know.") and you can buy the whole movie there, as well. You know, like, if you're into pop culture or whatever. />If there's one thing I love about the porn industry (and trust me, the list is ENDLESS, so it's hard to pick just one), it's their dedication to preserving important moments in pop culture history with pornographic parodies. Lindsay Lohan just got locked up this week and there's already an adult film about it! It's like, who beside Saturday Night Live has that kind of turn around?
A very obviously NSFW promo for the video can be seen on the HUSTLER website (It includes spicy dialogue such as, "She didn't dump me, I'm the hottest pussy in town. They don't call me firecrotch for nothing, you know.") and you can buy the whole m...
And I am still not going to hate on him.
Here's what happened. Bret has two buses, and they got pulled over in Indiana last night because they didn't have any trailer tag lights. Bret Michaels let the officers do an open search of the buses, and drug dogs found weed on both buses. They also found "a quantity of Schedule II controlled substances" on the bus that Bret wasn't on. Nobody was arrested, but charges were sent to the prosecutor's office, so we'll see how everything turns out.
When I first saw the "Bret Michaels! Busted! Drugs!" headlines, I was pretty bummed, I'm not gonna lie. I had this horrible image of cops rushing on to the bus to find Bret Michaels cowered naked in the tiny bathroom with a lighter and a spoon. But if he just had weed, then that's fine. People can say all they want about how it's still an illegal substance and you have to respect the law and it can destroy your life, but really? The dude has a hole in his heart, just let him get high on his bus if he wants to. />And I am still not going to hate on him.
Here's what happened. Bret has two buses, and they got pulled over in Indiana last night because they didn't have any trailer tag lights. Bret Michaels let the officers do an open search of the buses, and drug dogs found weed on both buses. They also found "a quantity of Schedule II controlled substances" on the bus that Bret wasn't on. Nobody was arrested, but charges were sent to the prosecutor's office, so we'll see how everything turns out.
Wh...
So I woke up this afternoon (and I don't need your judgement for that part) to discover a dream I never knew I had had come true.
There's going to be a special episode of Kate Plus 8 in which the family takes a trip to Alaska and - wait for it! - goes on a camping trip with Sarah Palin! The glee is nearly too much to handle!
The story, which Kate's people haven't commented on, was originally reported by In Touch:
“Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping,” a source says, adding that Sarah’s father, a retired science teacher, and brother, a third-grade educator, will conduct a hands-on natural history lesson for 9-year-old twins Mady and Cara, and 6-year-old sextuplets Aaden, Joel, Collin, Leah, Hannah and Alexis. A mother of a big family herself, former vice presidential candidate Sarah is thrilled about the upcoming visit. “She’s excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!” the insider adds.
I have never seen an episode of Kate Plus 8 before, but you better believe I will be tuning in if this episode is real. I want to learn elementary science alongside Kate Gosselin. I want Sarah Palin to indirectly teach me how to avoid bears. And I'm pretty sure I want to play a drinking game while doing all of that. />So I woke up this afternoon (and I don't need your judgement for that part) to discover a dream I never knew I had had come true.
There's going to be a special episode of Kate Plus 8 in which the family takes a trip to Alaska and - wait for it! - goes on a camping trip with Sarah Palin! The glee is nearly too much to handle!
The story, which Kate's people haven't commented on, was originally reported by In Touch:
“Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping,” a source says, adding that Sarah’s fat...
And before you do, I'll have you know that the gentleman in the off-white turtleneck in the center of the photo is Jersey Shore's Mike "The Sitution" Sorrentino, even though I totally thought he was the guy on the far right ... Bwahaha! />...
Cameron Diaz, who's been a thorn in my side in the past, has finally stumbled upon some rather poignant gems of insight on -- surprisingly -- the topic of love and marriage and life-long partnerships. She recently spoke exclusively to the UK's Stylist magazine, and after they asked her the obligatory "What's your opinion of relationships" question, she replied:
"I think the big misconception in our society is that we're supposed to meet the one when we're 18 and we're supposed to get married to them and love them for the rest of our lives. Bullshit."
She delves even further into her opinion on love and relationships and says:
"Who would want to be with the same person for 80 years? Why not break it up a little bit? I think people get freaked out about getting married and spending 20 or 30 years sleeping with the same person but if that's the case, don't do it. Have someone for five years and another person for another five years. Life is long and lucky and yes, love might last forever, but you don't always live with the person you love forever."
And you know what? She's actually absolutely right -- I agree with her whole-heartedly. Are you surprised? You should be.
Keep this kind of thinking up, Cammy, and I might actually like you one day soon! />Cameron Diaz, who's been a thorn in my side in the past, has finally stumbled upon some rather poignant gems of insight on -- surprisingly -- the topic of love and marriage and life-long partnerships. She recently spoke exclusively to the UK's Stylist magazine, and after they asked her the obligatory "What's your opinion of relationships" question, she replied:
"I think the big misconception in our society is that we're supposed to meet the one when we're 18 and we're supposed to get married to them and lo...
According to "sources close to Lindsay Lohan," she's having a hard time with some of the prison staff at Lynwood, and can't get access to non-gross drinking water.
Prison staff told TMZ that prisoners can "order" water once a week, and since Lindsay came in halfway through a cycle, she's not entitled to ordering fresh drinking water until sometime next week.
Though I'm not completely sure if I believe it all, or whether or not the story's been embellished for dramatic flair, it would suck if that were true. I drink water from the time I wake up to the time I fall asleep (and yes, if you were wondering, I do pee a lot) and it'd be really awful if someone told me I couldn't. And drinking out of a prison sink faucet? Yeah, it's jail, but come on. />According to "sources close to Lindsay Lohan," she's having a hard time with some of the prison staff at Lynwood, and can't get access to non-gross drinking water.
Prison staff told TMZ that prisoners can "order" water once a week, and since Lindsay came in halfway through a cycle, she's not entitled to ordering fresh drinking water until sometime next week.
Though I'm not completely sure if I believe it all, or whether or not the story's been embellished for dramatic flair, it would suc...
I just found out that Orlando Bloom finally caved and married that beast Miranda Kerr. I mean, it doesn't exactly surprise me; they got engaged last month, so it was maybe a little bit inevitable, but I'm briefly saddened nonetheless.
The first time I saw Bloom grace the silver screen was in Elizabethtown (yeah, I'm not such a Lord of the Rings fan) with Kirsten Dunst, and I was smitten since.
Congratulations on marrying one of the most beautiful women on the planet, Orlando -- I could expect nothing less from you, and I'm wishing you guys all the happiness in the world, so, whatever.
These two crazy kids are out celebrating their marriage, on their honeymoon, and probably having lots and lots of hot sex. And for that? I am jealous. But I got mine -- that picture above? Hottest. thing. ever. />I just found out that Orlando Bloom finally caved and married that beast Miranda Kerr. I mean, it doesn't exactly surprise me; they got engaged last month, so it was maybe a little bit inevitable, but I'm briefly saddened nonetheless.
The first time I saw Bloom grace the silver screen was in Elizabethtown (yeah, I'm not such a Lord of the Rings fan) with Kirsten Dunst, and I was smitten since.
Congratulations on marrying one of the most beautiful women on the planet, Orlando -- I could expect not...
