You know, just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn't sink any further (and how much further could you sink after kicking a girlfriend in a crotch, and then another girlfriend in the face?), he goes and outdoes himself: it's been confirmed that Michael sold naked, sleeping photos of his (I'm assuming "ex") fiancee, Kate Major, in an attempt to retaliate after she went public with abuse claims.
The photos were said to be taken this past April, and were done without knowledge -- or approval -- of Kate, who is now considering criminal charges against Lohan.
As for Michael? He definitely thinks that his reprehensible actions are justifiable:
“She [Kate] has no money, no job and she’s been living off of me for the last 8 months… and her dad just cut her off. If she doesn’t stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used and people who need to make up stories to make money off others. I have more important issues to deal with than Kate Major.”
What a stellar, stellar man. I hear there's a cell open next to his daughter; maybe the two could bunk up and get some quality time in. I mean, if this isn't some kind of sexual violation that's deserving of jail time, I don't know what is.
Way to go, fuckhead. />You know, just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn't sink any further (and how much further could you sink after kicking a girlfriend in a crotch, and then another girlfriend in the face?), he goes and outdoes himself: it's been confirmed that Michael sold naked, sleeping photos of his (I'm assuming "ex") fiancee, Kate Major, in an attempt to retaliate after she went public with abuse claims.
The photos were said to be taken this past April, and were done without knowledge -- or approval -- of Kate, who is now considering criminal charge...
This is my impression of me looking at these photos, "Oh, look! Paris Hilton is still partying in the South of France! Oh, look! She's wearing a cute hat! Oh, lo--OH MY GOD. Is she giving a Nazi salute?" That was me, like, eleven seconds ago.
According to Paris, she's just dancing and scratching her face, but you'd think after the accusations of racism, drug use and like, everything else this woman has been accused of in her life, she'd be a little more careful while getting down and satisfying her itchy spots.
What do you think of these photos? Is it the paparazzi trying to turn nothing into something or is Paris just totally limitless in her bad behavior?
[gallery] />This is my impression of me looking at these photos, "Oh, look! Paris Hilton is still partying in the South of France! Oh, look! She's wearing a cute hat! Oh, lo--OH MY GOD. Is she giving a Nazi salute?" That was me, like, eleven seconds ago.
According to Paris, she's just dancing and scratching her face, but you'd think after the accusations of racism, drug use and like, everything else this woman has been accused of in her life, she'd be a little more careful while getting down and satisfying h...
Saying that one of the Jersey Shore cast members has allowed their fame to go to their head and is now considered unmanageable by fellow castmates sounds like a joke, but I assure you that it's not. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has apparently turned into such a divo that Snookie and Co. want him off the show for good.
From Pop Crunch:
“The others are all aggravated by him,” a spy squealed to The New York Post’s PageSix Column this morning. “They can’t bear his ego and that he’s earning so much from deals outside the show. They feared the new season would end up being ‘The Situation Show,’ so they are relieved they’ve all signed again. Expect fireworks, because he thinks he’s invincible. Some of the cast are secretly hoping they can force him to walk out like Angelina Pivarnick did on the first season.”
Yuck. That's the worst thing about these shows. For every Bethenny is Getting Married? there's twenty reality stars with a failed pilot. When someone like The Situation comes up on an ensemble cast, they normally don't too well away from the ensemble cast. At least not for much more than a gag show. I guess his options here are one season of a Flavor of Love-style dating show or to come back down to earth and realize that Sitch without J-WOWW is like Bert without Ernie. />
Saying that one of the Jersey Shore cast members has allowed their fame to go to their head and is now considered unmanageable by fellow castmates sounds like a joke, but I assure you that it's not. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has apparently turned into such a divo that Snookie and Co. want him off the show for good.
From Pop Crunch:
“The others are all aggravated by him,” a spy squealed to The New York Post’s PageSix Column this morning. “They can’t bear his ego and that he’s ...
President of Haiti, that is.
The singer, who's originally from Haiti, has been heavily involved in providing relief for the earthquake victims ever since it happened. Now it looks like he's going to take that aid up a level by running for president! Sure, he might have had one or two semi-shady events that occurred with his charity for Haiti, but it's cool, I'm sure he'd do a much better job running the whole country.
Nothing has been set in stone yet - Wyclef told CNN that right now, he's still just considering it. He's already filled out the paperwork though, and his foundation released this statement that serves to beat around the bush some more:
"Wyclef's commitment to his homeland and its youth is boundless, and he will remain its greatest supporter regardless of whether he is part of the government moving forward. At this time, Wyclef Jean has not announced his intent to run for Haitian president. If and when a decision is made, media will be alerted immediately. Please let us know if we can help with anything else."
This should turn out wonderfully. The election is in November, so we should be hearing relatively soon about Wyclef's decision. I'm going to go ahead and make a list of "Gone Till November" jokes, just in case. />President of Haiti, that is.
The singer, who's originally from Haiti, has been heavily involved in providing relief for the earthquake victims ever since it happened. Now it looks like he's going to take that aid up a level by running for president! Sure, he might have had one or two semi-shady events that occurred with his charity for Haiti, but it's cool, I'm sure he'd do a much better job running the whole country.
Nothing has been set in stone yet - Wyclef told CNN that right now, he's still just considering it. He's already filled out the paperwork though, and his foundation released this statemen...
If it's a day ending in "y," you can bet your sweet ass that there's (another) Mel Gibson tape floating around the interwebs, just waiting for a rapt audience to hoot and holler at his misogynistic and racially-motivated antics.
RadarOnline has the latest audio, which you can listen to here, but in case you're at work, or have small children in the vicinity, I've taken the liberty of transcribing the audio to text (OK, I lied, it was merely an exercise of the magic of CTRL+C and CTRL+V) so you can read his rant, rather than have to subject yourself to the gruffness of Mel's psychoticisms. (Yes, that's a word because I just happened to invent it. Now.)
Jump in to read the text!
Read More />If it's a day ending in "y," you can bet your sweet ass that there's (another) Mel Gibson tape floating around the interwebs, just waiting for a rapt audience to hoot and holler at his misogynistic and racially-motivated antics.
RadarOnline has the latest audio, which you can listen to here, but in case you're at work, or have small children in the vicinity, I've taken the liberty of transcribing the audio to text (OK, I lied, it was merely an exercise of the magic of CTRL+C and CTRL+V) so you can read his rant, r...
Angelina Jolie and her brood of four (and the papers say that Brad was home "babysitting" the twins while she was off globetrotting with her other kids; how is it that he gets to "babysit" his own children -- silly, silly) were photographed arriving at an airport in Japan to prepare for her Japanese release of Salt, looking every bit the shiny, happy family.
Jolie is one fine example of a human being -- and as a side note, I watched Mr. & Mrs. Smith last night, and I have to say that she's even more beautiful now, as a mom, than she was prior to hooking up with Brad and adopting (and birthing) several children.
Some gals have all the luck. Team Angelina!
[gallery] />Angelina Jolie and her brood of four (and the papers say that Brad was home "babysitting" the twins while she was off globetrotting with her other kids; how is it that he gets to "babysit" his own children -- silly, silly) were photographed arriving at an airport in Japan to prepare for her Japanese release of Salt, looking every bit the shiny, happy family.
Jolie is one fine example of a human being -- and as a side note, I watched Mr. & Mrs. Smith last night, and I have to say that she's ev...
One of my best friends growing up was super-infatuated with Jon Bon Jovi. She had posters on her walls, hair similar to the Aqua Net fros that Bon Jovi and his bandmates rocked, and multiple leather wristbands branded with "I Love Jon." She saw him in concert about forty-eight times, cried every single time, and recapped her adventures for months after seeing him. While I wasn't nearly as, oh, exuberant as she was about The King, I did like some of his songs. These Days was, by far, his best album (in my opinion), but if I ever have to hear "Wanted Dead or Alive" ever again in my life, I might have to kill myself.
On the whole, Bon Jovi's cool, he's still pretty awesome today, and he clearly wasn't as squeaky-clean as some pegged him to be. TMZ dug up some old photos of the rockstar in his heyday, shoots with naked girls and blow. Both kinds.
This one's for you, friend of mine who loves Bon Jovi, and I hope it doesn't mar your sainted image of Jon Bon Jovi himself.
Images courtesy of TMZ, in case you couldn't tell.
[gallery] />One of my best friends growing up was super-infatuated with Jon Bon Jovi. She had posters on her walls, hair similar to the Aqua Net fros that Bon Jovi and his bandmates rocked, and multiple leather wristbands branded with "I Love Jon." She saw him in concert about forty-eight times, cried every single time, and recapped her adventures for months after seeing him. While I wasn't nearly as, oh, exuberant as she was about The King, I did like some of his songs. These Days was, by far, his best a...
“It’s the way I live, I grew up looking at rock stars. It’s in my blood. I think aggression scares people. But if you’re scared, you’re feeling something. Yeah, there’s loud guitars and drums. The reaction, it’s really kind of sad ... [I'm] trying to reinvent and bring back rock 'n roll."
Taylor Momsen, who turns ... 17 today, on how her stage persona is also her real-life persona, and how she's trying to reinvent the wheel rock and roll.
You go, girl. Really. Go. [Points to a gaping hole in the earth's crust, where you can see right down to its blazing, fiery core.] />“It’s the way I live, I grew up looking at rock stars. It’s in my blood. I think aggression scares people. But if you’re scared, you’re feeling something. Yeah, there’s loud guitars and drums. The reaction, it’s really kind of sad ... [I'm] trying to reinvent and bring back rock 'n roll."
Taylor Momsen, who turns ... 17 today, on how her stage persona is also her real-life persona, and how she's trying to reinvent the wheel rock and roll.
You go, girl. Really. Go. [Points to a gaping hole in t...
