Or are you the "friend" behind this recording? No? Yeah, I didn't think so.
TMZ has learned that Michael Lohan penned a heartwarming love song for his very own lawbreaker junior, Lindsay. As far as I can tell from the refrain, the title of the song is "A Father's Love Will Never Die." But it could also be "I Love You So Much," or "My Love For You is Alive," or maybe even "Always Daddy's Little Girl." Oh, or "I Miss You So Much." Any one of them would work, really -- they're all so classically beautiful and ... poignant.
You can listen to it here, and weigh in on the masterpiece that is clearly this song.
... Oh God. How horribly cheesy, embarrassing, and self-righteous. Precisely what you'd expect from Michael Lohan himself. Great job on staying true to yourself, guy. Do what you do best. />Or are you the "friend" behind this recording? No? Yeah, I didn't think so.
TMZ has learned that Michael Lohan penned a heartwarming love song for his very own lawbreaker junior, Lindsay. As far as I can tell from the refrain, the title of the song is "A Father's Love Will Never Die." But it could also be "I Love You So Much," or "My Love For You is Alive," or maybe even "Always Daddy's Little Girl." Oh, or "I Miss You So Much." Any one of them would work, really -- they're all so classically...
Now, I'll be honest with you -- I don't know why Rumer Willis gets so much flak for looking the way she does. I actually think she's quite attractive, albeit in an unconventional way. Yeah, she's got a big chin, but so does Jay Leno (and Lordy, his is much, much bigger). He's still got fans and probably admirers, too, right?
Exactly.
But whatever -- what do you think of the outfit? Is it flattering her figure, or should it have stayed in the closet? I hate the shoes (gladiator sandals should just be killed until they die from it), but the rest of the outfit? Looking good, Rumer. />Now, I'll be honest with you -- I don't know why Rumer Willis gets so much flak for looking the way she does. I actually think she's quite attractive, albeit in an unconventional way. Yeah, she's got a big chin, but so does Jay Leno (and Lordy, his is much, much bigger). He's still got fans and probably admirers, too, right?
Exactly.
But whatever -- what do you think of the outfit? Is it flattering her figure, or should it have stayed in the closet? I hate the shoes (gladiator sandals...
We don't learn our lessons, and we don't internally reflect on what's important in life and what can be cast aside -- we make sure we emerge looking "beautiful" and "gorgeous," and we make sure that's what everyone around us is focusing on, too. Remorse? No. Recovery? Fuck no! It's all about the looks, baby, and that's precisely what Lindsay Lohan's asshole lawyer is saying now, more or less.
Shawn Chapman Holley, the first lawyer to bail on Lindsay and her sad (read: pathetic) situation, says:
"She looks gorgeous. … She's writing a lot. She's creating art," says Holley. "She's a beautiful, talented, creative woman, and she's going to come out and surprise you all!"
You know, that's great and all that you have the support (for now) of your lawyer, Linds, but maybe you should talk some sense into her. Maybe you should tell her that the whole point of this entire jail thing was not to emerge looking "beautiful" or to "make art," but it was to make some serious decisions about avoiding behavior that's going to make you dead, kid. There's nothing flowery and butterfly-y about that shit. I don't give a flaming crap what you look like once you get out of the hoosegow, as long as you've learned your lesson and are willing to change your ways, girl. />We don't learn our lessons, and we don't internally reflect on what's important in life and what can be cast aside -- we make sure we emerge looking "beautiful" and "gorgeous," and we make sure that's what everyone around us is focusing on, too. Remorse? No. Recovery? Fuck no! It's all about the looks, baby, and that's precisely what Lindsay Lohan's asshole lawyer is saying now, more or less.
Shawn Chapman Holley, the first lawyer to bail on Lindsay and her sad (read: pathetic) situation...
How excited are we, people???
I was at a fancy schmancy tech event last night with a bunch of fancy schmancy IP lawyers in suits, and one of them looks at his watch and is like, "Oh, crap, I've gotta get home for Jersey Shore!" and I'm like "Uhhh, that's not until tomorrow," and he's like, "Oh, phew."
This shit is unstoppable.
Season two trailer is above. Can't. Freakin'. Wait. />
How excited are we, people???
I was at a fancy schmancy tech event last night with a bunch of fancy schmancy IP lawyers in suits, and one of them looks at his watch and is like, "Oh, crap, I've gotta get home for Jersey Shore!" and I'm like "Uhhh, that's not until tomorrow," and he's like, "Oh, phew."
This shit is unstoppable.
Season two trailer is above. Can't. Freakin'. Wait. ...
If there is one place that Snooki needs to be on point it's the beach, so it's a good thing that homegirl has her bathing suit game locked down. Snookster was seen out at the beach in a one-piece suit recently that flattered her figure and made her look pretty sexy. Snooks told People Magazine, “I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds. I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
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If there is one place that Snooki needs to be on point it's the beach, so it's a good thing that homegirl has her bathing suit game locked down. Snookster was seen out at the beach in a one-piece suit recently that flattered her figure and made her look pretty sexy. Snooks told People Magazine, “I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds. I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because ...
Knowing that her exit from jail will be just as well documented as her entrance, Lindsay Lohan is calling in her glam squad for a pre-release beauty sesh. The actress has had her people reserve her fave hair and make up artists to be on-call 24 hours between Thursday and through the weekend. Trying to compete with Paris' memorable discharge, Lindz?
Unfortunately, Lynwood County Jail doesn't have the same amenities as a Beverly Hills salon. From OK:
“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider told PopEater. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”
A natural beauty like Lindsay is probably fit to hit the streets without any touch ups, so even if all she has access to is a blowdryer, I'm sure she'll be more than fine.
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Knowing that her exit from jail will be just as well documented as her entrance, Lindsay Lohan is calling in her glam squad for a pre-release beauty sesh. The actress has had her people reserve her fave hair and make up artists to be on-call 24 hours between Thursday and through the weekend. Trying to compete with Paris' memorable discharge, Lindz?
Unfortunately, Lynwood County Jail doesn't have the same amenities as a Beverly Hills salon. From OK:
“There is a small, dirty public bathroo...
Christ, I love this bitch. Awesome things about these photos:
Pray for a flashed titty, guys. I know she has it in her.
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It took less than a day of Tara being on vacation (and around paparazzi again) to show the cameras her ass.
She clearly has no memory of putting on a thong that morning/wearing a shirt as a dress.
She's still using a T-Mobile SideKick that she most likely got for free at a gifting suite five years ago when that phone was more relevant than she's ever been.
Pray for a flashed titty, guys. I know she has it in her.
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I mean, me being worried about Janice Dickinson is kind of a constant state - it's pretty clear the woman has some demons - but there's a specific reason this time.
Janice did an interview with Closer (heads up, you're going to see a NSFW picture of Janice Dickinson if you click that link), and she talked about how she stays in shape:
"I love my body, but it's a compulsive obsession. I have to make sure I exercise and that the ingredients that go into my body are completely organic. I relax, meditate and do 80 minutes of yoga every day. I hike and make sure everything I eat is organic. I eat steamed fish, chicken and turkey, plus salads, carrot juice and supplements."
After I read that, I was all "yeah, plus that bi-annual tummy tuck," but she went on to talk about plastic surgery:
"There's no such thing as too much. Whatever it takes to make an individual feel better, I'm all for it. Then in my 40s I signed up for Botox and now I have it every six months. My advisers say I should get rid of the neck. You can have an incision in the back of the neck that will tighten it up. Am I considering it? Always. I'm going to be the best looking corpse on the planet!"
While the toxin that causes botulism may technically be considered organic, I don't know if those two ideas go together so well. You'd think that a woman who claims to work so hard to be in top physical health wouldn't be so quick to have so many unnecessary surgeries, but maybe that's just me. />I mean, me being worried about Janice Dickinson is kind of a constant state - it's pretty clear the woman has some demons - but there's a specific reason this time.
Janice did an interview with Closer (heads up, you're going to see a NSFW picture of Janice Dickinson if you click that link), and she talked about how she stays in shape:
"I love my body, but it's a compulsive obsession. I have to make sure I exercise and that the ingredients that go into my body are completely organic. I rela...
Sophia Bush, whom I've never really cared to investigate, nor have I ever watched One Tree Hill so it made it hard to really care about who she was, has made some comments recently regarding a piece of apparel at Urban Outfitters (a store I normally love) and after hearing her take on their product, I'm definitely Team Sophia. The article of clothing in question, a shirt that cries "Eat Less," is for sale at Urban Outfitters, and it obviously rubbed Bush (and many consumers) the wrong way. She took to her personal blog to address the situation and pulled no punches:
Ladies! This is OUTRAGEOUS. I hope none of you will stand for being told such a thing, in such a way. Being healthy, eating right, and staying active is one thing. Being told to starve yourselves by a fashion company? Not cool.
UO,
I have been a supporter of your store for many years, but now I’m through.
I am fortunate enough to star on a wonderful TV show called One Tree Hill. I play a fashion designer named Brooke Davis, who started a campaign on the show called “Zero Is Not A Size” and the outpouring of love and gratitude that came my way from girls and women ALL OVER THE WORLD who have body image issues brought me to tears.
To promote starvation? To promote anorexia, which leads to heart disease, bone density loss, and a slew of other health problems, not least of all psychological issues that NEVER go away? Shame on you. I will no longer be shopping ...
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/>Sophia Bush, whom I've never really cared to investigate, nor have I ever watched One Tree Hill so it made it hard to really care about who she was, has made some comments recently regarding a piece of apparel at Urban Outfitters (a store I normally love) and after hearing her take on their product, I'm definitely Team Sophia. The article of clothing in question, a shirt that cries "Eat Less," is for sale at Urban Outfitters, and it obviously rubbed Bush (and many consumers) the wrong way. She t...
