Frasier was one of the best sitcoms of all time -- and if you don't agree with me? Well, then. I'm just going to have to disagree with you. How 'bout them apples?
The beloved show isn't the only thing actor Kelsey Grammer's lost over the past decade; his wife of almost thirteen years (uh, not Lilith) Camille Donatacci, has filed for divorce. What the hell could Grammer have done to warrant such fuckery? Kept shop with too many bottles of Beaujolais? Spent a small fortune on high-priced ...
So, like, talk about a slap in the face to those of you who are all like "Beet doesn't care about this blog anymore!"
I made Twitter and Facebook pages for Evil Beet! Fully three years after I should have!
If you also set up an Instagram page for your business, you may buy cheap followers to help boost your online presence.
BOO-YAH! See. This is why important people let me write weekly columns about building a tech startup. I AM SO ON TOP OF THIS SHIT.
Kidding aside, guys, I'm around and I've been around. We're working on a lot of cool shit to make this site and Zelda Lily an even better experience for the readers, and I'm super excited for it to launch after the 4th of July holiday.
We're also creating a system to listen specifically to all your feedback and suggestions about the site in general, so that you don't have to leave it in the comments or send tirades to my personal inbox (NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE THOSE YOU GUYS THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME).
I haven't been around in an editorial capacity much, I know. Please note that this does not mean I'm not involved with the site -- there are lots of other things that need to get done daily. At this point, Evil Beet is a full-blown business, not my personal plaything (you can read that here, or follow my personal Twitter here), and I'm super grateful for this business and its success, but now I spend a lot of my day running an actual business instead of mouthing off at Paris Hilton. I resent that a lot of the time, and I'm going to make an effort to do more writing around here, because, in a sick, sick way, I miss you guys. :)
Stay tuned. Big things are happening around here. It's gonna be fun. />So, like, talk about a slap in the face to those of you who are all like "Beet doesn't care about this blog anymore!"
I made Twitter and Facebook pages for Evil Beet! Fully three years after I should have!
If you also set up an Instagram page for your business, you may buy cheap followers to help boost your online presence.
BOO-YAH! See. This is why important people let me write weekly columns about building a tech startup. I AM SO ON TOP OF THIS SHIT.
Kidding aside, guys, I'm around and I've been around. We're working o...
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Taylor Swift's milk mustache ad came out today and boy oh boy, is it just as boring as the rest of them! When these ads first came out, they were weird in a good way and seemed kind of innovative, but now it's just like, a standard. Everyone in Hollywood does the cover of Entertainment Weekly, then they get a milk mustache ad, then they get a star on the Walk of Fame. If they're unlucky, ther...
Well, Mel Gibson is fucked for real this time.
He's already been caught saying racist, sexist and antisemitic things, and now there's just even more to throw on top of that. Mel's ex, Oksana Grigorieva, sold a taped conversation to RadarOnline that had some pretty freakin' horrible things coming from Mel's mouth. The audio can be found here, but here's a couple examples of what he said:
"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."
There are endless ve...
Curb Your Enthusiasm is really one of the only consistently funny shows around these days, if you ask me. I got so pumped for the new season, which is currently filming in New York City, after seeing these photos online this morning. The majority of the episodes this season are being shot in NYC this year, and while I love Larry at home in LA, I'm too happy about another round of episodes that I can't complain.
Are you looking forward to a new season of Curb, and uh, while you're here, any reco...
Betty White is totally hot right now. Everybody knows that, and the cast of Twilight is no exception. When E! asked them about the possibility of Betty's popularity crossing over into the vampire flicks, everyone was pretty into that idea.
Robert Pattinson suggested that Betty White play Renesmee, Edward and Bella's daughter, in Breaking Dawn. Kellan Lutz had a similar thought:
"Oh my gosh, I love Betty. I would love for them to do what they did in Benjamin Button with her and she ca...
The always beautiful Lindsay Lohan is going to court, but not for cocaine or anything like that (well, not directly, at least). She's being sued for spending $17,000 at a Hollywood clothing boutique in February and failing to pay the entire bill. And by "failing to pay the entire bill," I mean she only paid about $180 out of the total. Classy move, Lindsay.
So what did she spend those thousands of dollars on? Various jewelry - diamonds, cameos, whatever - and a few pairs of leggings. ...
Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you're just. not. funny? [Celebslam]
Jason Bateman's still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it's his only claim to fame as of late. [popbytes]
OMFG, I just pissed myself: Stephen King's It and Pet Sematary are gonna be remade. [Dies] [Pajiba]
M. Night Shyamalan should stick to his creepy movies, 'cause I just fucking knewAirbender was going to suck big alien balls. [Celebitchy]
Khloe Kardashian's married to the Candyman. Remember that creepy fucker? [Amy Grindhouse]
What's up with the fascination of Justin Bieber ... farting? [CityRag]
Ha! This is the chick that's bringing bang allegations against Al "Save the Planet" Gore? [Pop on the Pop]
Lots of rape and assault in this week's True Blood. Is it getting kind of old for you, too? [Zelda Lily]
LOL -- Liza Minelli has a fashion line. Who's next, Lady Gaga? [OMGBlog]
The most expensive celebrity divorce ever: Elin Nordegren v. Tiger Woods. You go, girl. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Megan Fox wants to "bring back" the corset. Excuse me while I go snort myself into oblivion. [Betty Confidential] />Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you're just. not. funny? [Celebslam]
Jason Bateman's still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it's his only claim to fame as of late. [popbytes]
OMFG, I just pissed myself: Stephen King's It and Pet Sematary are gonna be remade. [Dies] [Pajiba]
M. Night Shyamalan should stick to his creepy movies, 'cause I just fucking knew Airbender was going to suck big alien balls. [Celebitchy]
Khloe Kardashian's married to the Candy...
Remember I posted Chris Brown's "heart-warming performance" earlier in the week, where he performed a Michael Jackson tribute at the BET awards? Yes, this very video. Well, some of you readers thought that he was crying big old crocodile tears in order to appear sympathetic to the viewers -- and his former fans -- and you know what? Looks like you bitches were right.
An exclusive source spoke to Us Magazine and told a reporter that the singer with the most violent tendencies put eye drop...
Remember this guy? Jeffrey Jones? The dad in Beetlejuice and the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Turns out he's a gross child pornography peddler. I didn't know that. And yup -- cue the bored commenters who are going to say, "jeez sarah your [sic] a celebrity bloger [sic] and you dont [sic] know that this guys [sic] a prevert [sic]? you shuld [sic] just quit already. i hate u." Go for it. Have at it. And ... begin.
Whatever. Anyway, yeah, Jones had a little accident a few years...
"Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, 'Oh, I look like a woman.' And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it."
Mad Men's Christina Hendricks on how her body makes her feel like a woman. Ladies and gentlemen, there is no disputing the fact that Christina Hendricks is, by far, one of the most beautiful w...
Frasier was one of the best sitcoms of all time -- and if you don't agree with me? Well, then. I'm just going to have to disagree with you. How 'bout them apples?
The beloved show isn't the only thing actor Kelsey Grammer's lost over the past decade; his wife of almost thirteen years (uh, not Lilith) Camille Donatacci, has filed for divorce. What the hell could Grammer have done to warrant such fuckery? Kept shop with too many bottles of Beaujolais? Spent a small fortune on high-priced ...
[caption id="attachment_63115" align="alignnone" width="372" caption="photo via JustJared"][/caption]
Taylor Swift's milk mustache ad came out today and boy oh boy, is it just as boring as the rest of them! When these ads first came out, they were weird in a good way and seemed kind of innovative, but now it's just like, a standard. Everyone in Hollywood does the cover of Entertainment Weekly, then they get a milk mustache ad, then they get a star on the Walk of Fame. If they're unlucky, ther...
Well, Mel Gibson is fucked for real this time.
He's already been caught saying racist, sexist and antisemitic things, and now there's just even more to throw on top of that. Mel's ex, Oksana Grigorieva, sold a taped conversation to RadarOnline that had some pretty freakin' horrible things coming from Mel's mouth. The audio can be found here, but here's a couple examples of what he said:
"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."
There are endless ve...
Curb Your Enthusiasm is really one of the only consistently funny shows around these days, if you ask me. I got so pumped for the new season, which is currently filming in New York City, after seeing these photos online this morning. The majority of the episodes this season are being shot in NYC this year, and while I love Larry at home in LA, I'm too happy about another round of episodes that I can't complain.
Are you looking forward to a new season of Curb, and uh, while you're here, any reco...
Betty White is totally hot right now. Everybody knows that, and the cast of Twilight is no exception. When E! asked them about the possibility of Betty's popularity crossing over into the vampire flicks, everyone was pretty into that idea.
Robert Pattinson suggested that Betty White play Renesmee, Edward and Bella's daughter, in Breaking Dawn. Kellan Lutz had a similar thought:
"Oh my gosh, I love Betty. I would love for them to do what they did in Benjamin Button with her and she ca...
The always beautiful Lindsay Lohan is going to court, but not for cocaine or anything like that (well, not directly, at least). She's being sued for spending $17,000 at a Hollywood clothing boutique in February and failing to pay the entire bill. And by "failing to pay the entire bill," I mean she only paid about $180 out of the total. Classy move, Lindsay.
So what did she spend those thousands of dollars on? Various jewelry - diamonds, cameos, whatever - and a few pairs of leggings. ...
Remember I posted Chris Brown's "heart-warming performance" earlier in the week, where he performed a Michael Jackson tribute at the BET awards? Yes, this very video. Well, some of you readers thought that he was crying big old crocodile tears in order to appear sympathetic to the viewers -- and his former fans -- and you know what? Looks like you bitches were right.
An exclusive source spoke to Us Magazine and told a reporter that the singer with the most violent tendencies put eye drop...
Remember this guy? Jeffrey Jones? The dad in Beetlejuice and the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Turns out he's a gross child pornography peddler. I didn't know that. And yup -- cue the bored commenters who are going to say, "jeez sarah your [sic] a celebrity bloger [sic] and you dont [sic] know that this guys [sic] a prevert [sic]? you shuld [sic] just quit already. i hate u." Go for it. Have at it. And ... begin.
Whatever. Anyway, yeah, Jones had a little accident a few years...
"Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, 'Oh, I look like a woman.' And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it."
Mad Men's Christina Hendricks on how her body makes her feel like a woman. Ladies and gentlemen, there is no disputing the fact that Christina Hendricks is, by far, one of the most beautiful w...
