Normally it's just not right to make fun of people when they're trying to be charitable, but these photos that Justin Gaston took with his If I Can Dream co-stars are pretty freakin' funny. Even if you leave out the fact that this naked man who's grabbing boobies and straddling a lady who's taking it from both sides is a total hardcore Christian. In fact, Justin's known for being so Christian that it was rumored he was living with the Cyrus family when he was dating 16 year old Miley. Because, ...
Look, I love this whacked out bitch. I really do. I am such a fan of her music and I even love a lot of things about her public persona, but she's always doing things that kind of break my heart. Amy has so many bad ass qualities, but on the other side of that, she also has pushover tendencies that you normally only see in the massively insecure. Drug addition aside, this is a common theme with her.
I'm saying this after finding out that Amy's finally getting the tattoo she once got for h...
Today is Lindsay Lohan's 24th birthday and in the wee hours of the morning, she Tweeted about the first present she received: A fist in her face. According to Lindsay's Tweet above, some waitress took it upon herself to do what we all have been dying to do for years: Attempt to knock some sense in to the bitch. Or, you know, the waitress is just as unbalanced as her victim. I can't be sure. But either way, I'm glad that Lindsay's spending the first day of her 24th year doing what she does bes...
I don't know if I believe any words that Will.I.Am says, but his latest ramblings are kind of interesting, so I'm just going to play along.
According to him, James Cameron is going to take a break from making some of the most successful films in the history of films to make a 3-D movie about the Black Eyed Peas. While speaking about this, Will of course used his characteristic humility and eloquence:
“We have the biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet. The Pe...
Well, okay.
We're not really going to have a newsletter.
We are going to have a mailing list for a newsletter that I will probably never send to anyone because, like, if you want to know what's going on at this site, you could do something like follow us on Twitter or lick us on Facebook or, ya know, read the fucking site like a normal human being.
But certain people who shan't be named believe we should have a mailing list. Here are the things for which I will use this mailing list, in order of likelihood:
1) To distribute the name, phone number and naked photo of some dude who I just found out is cheating on me even though we never explicitly said we were exclusive but he should have known because in my mind it was clear.
2) To distribute the name, phone number and fake naked photo (I will do it myself in Photoshop) of the chick he's cheating on me with, even though she's probably a perfectly nice girl and we'd get along fine under any other circumstance.
3) To keep you guys up-to-date on the whereabouts and romantic goings-on of my little sister, who historically delights in having her private life made public, especially by me.
4) To be all like "OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF HOUSE???? We don't have a piece up about it or anything, but, like, HOLY SHIT, right???? Did that really happen????"
5) To say something related to celebrity gossip.
Also, the subscribe form is pretty funny (I made it that way) and the only thing you need to fill in is your email address. All the other fields can be blank. But I think you'll want to answer them.
SIGN UP HERE!!!!SIGN UP HERE!!!!SIGN UP HERE!!!!SIGN UP HERE!!!! />Well, okay.
We're not really going to have a newsletter.
We are going to have a mailing list for a newsletter that I will probably never send to anyone because, like, if you want to know what's going on at this site, you could do something like follow us on Twitter or lick us on Facebook or, ya know, read the fucking site like a normal human being.
But certain people who shan't be named believe we should have a mailing list. Here are the things for which I will use this mailing list, in ...
Yesterday afternoon, these photos were taken of Britney Spears outside of Starbucks, and although she did have a delicious beverage (that's my frap of choice too, Britney!), this girl did not look any kind of happy. In doing my part to help her out, I've devised a list of advice to help her not look so crazy.
I'm not entirely sure what could make a person's hair do that, but when you're having a bad hair day, just try a ponytail or a cute hat! You'll protect your clearly damaged hair...
So, you all know the World Cup is (still) going on. It's all I hear about on the news, from my friends, and from the goddamned vuvuzelas, which, incidentally, make me want to hang myself. K?
Well, it looks like Katy Perry's kind of sick of hearing about the Cup, too, and now she claims that fiance Russell Brand is shunning her in favor of various matches -- and by "various," I mean "all."
However, it doesn't look like she's taking it to heart. She claims that she's got the eternal one...
Dear Mike,
We are cold. We are chafed. We have been used on countless occasions as the intermediary between a drunk chick with thick legs and too much makeup and the penis we can only assume hangs somewhere, sadly, beneath our bulging, defined curves. It is dwarfed, really, by us. And that was fine for awhile. We could play wingman like that. We could fall on the grenade, our perfect form attacked again and again by the literal underbelly of the type of chicks you took home to bang before...
I love Goldie Hawn. She'll just show up to the most random shit and be like "Look! I'm here! I can't make any guarantees as to what my mouth will be doing at any given time, but, then again, neither can my daughter! Do you like what I've done with my breasts? Does anyone here have weed?"
This was the Elephant Parade Auction in London, which benefits a hospital or something else that needs benefiting.
Elizabeth Hurley showed up as a perfect foil. Elizabeth Hurley is the most beautiful an...
But come on, nothing -- and I mean nothing -- is accidental when you're married to Tori Spelling, am I right?
Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, was hospitalized late yesterday afternoon after suffering a collapsed lung as a result of a dirt biking accident. Poor Dean's lung is also punctured. Though McDermott is currently in intensive care, his rep reports that he's recovering nicely and will be released to go home in a few days.
Man. Some guys will go to the most extreme lengths in order to get away from their cryptkeepers wives for even the brief...
Normally it's just not right to make fun of people when they're trying to be charitable, but these photos that Justin Gaston took with his If I Can Dream co-stars are pretty freakin' funny. Even if you leave out the fact that this naked man who's grabbing boobies and straddling a lady who's taking it from both sides is a total hardcore Christian. In fact, Justin's known for being so Christian that it was rumored he was living with the Cyrus family when he was dating 16 year old Miley. Because, ...
Look, I love this whacked out bitch. I really do. I am such a fan of her music and I even love a lot of things about her public persona, but she's always doing things that kind of break my heart. Amy has so many bad ass qualities, but on the other side of that, she also has pushover tendencies that you normally only see in the massively insecure. Drug addition aside, this is a common theme with her.
I'm saying this after finding out that Amy's finally getting the tattoo she once got for h...
Today is Lindsay Lohan's 24th birthday and in the wee hours of the morning, she Tweeted about the first present she received: A fist in her face. According to Lindsay's Tweet above, some waitress took it upon herself to do what we all have been dying to do for years: Attempt to knock some sense in to the bitch. Or, you know, the waitress is just as unbalanced as her victim. I can't be sure. But either way, I'm glad that Lindsay's spending the first day of her 24th year doing what she does bes...
I don't know if I believe any words that Will.I.Am says, but his latest ramblings are kind of interesting, so I'm just going to play along.
According to him, James Cameron is going to take a break from making some of the most successful films in the history of films to make a 3-D movie about the Black Eyed Peas. While speaking about this, Will of course used his characteristic humility and eloquence:
“We have the biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet. The Pe...
Yesterday afternoon, these photos were taken of Britney Spears outside of Starbucks, and although she did have a delicious beverage (that's my frap of choice too, Britney!), this girl did not look any kind of happy. In doing my part to help her out, I've devised a list of advice to help her not look so crazy.
I'm not entirely sure what could make a person's hair do that, but when you're having a bad hair day, just try a ponytail or a cute hat! You'll protect your clearly damaged hair...
So, you all know the World Cup is (still) going on. It's all I hear about on the news, from my friends, and from the goddamned vuvuzelas, which, incidentally, make me want to hang myself. K?
Well, it looks like Katy Perry's kind of sick of hearing about the Cup, too, and now she claims that fiance Russell Brand is shunning her in favor of various matches -- and by "various," I mean "all."
However, it doesn't look like she's taking it to heart. She claims that she's got the eternal one...
Dear Mike,
We are cold. We are chafed. We have been used on countless occasions as the intermediary between a drunk chick with thick legs and too much makeup and the penis we can only assume hangs somewhere, sadly, beneath our bulging, defined curves. It is dwarfed, really, by us. And that was fine for awhile. We could play wingman like that. We could fall on the grenade, our perfect form attacked again and again by the literal underbelly of the type of chicks you took home to bang before...
I love Goldie Hawn. She'll just show up to the most random shit and be like "Look! I'm here! I can't make any guarantees as to what my mouth will be doing at any given time, but, then again, neither can my daughter! Do you like what I've done with my breasts? Does anyone here have weed?"
This was the Elephant Parade Auction in London, which benefits a hospital or something else that needs benefiting.
Elizabeth Hurley showed up as a perfect foil. Elizabeth Hurley is the most beautiful an...
But come on, nothing -- and I mean nothing -- is accidental when you're married to Tori Spelling, am I right?
Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, was hospitalized late yesterday afternoon after suffering a collapsed lung as a result of a dirt biking accident. Poor Dean's lung is also punctured. Though McDermott is currently in intensive care, his rep reports that he's recovering nicely and will be released to go home in a few days.
Man. Some guys will go to the most extreme lengths in order to get away from their cryptkeepers wives for even the brief...
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