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Pete Doherty Hospitalized Before Show

My junkie boyfriend, Pete Doherty, is having some health problems again. Yesterday, The Babyshambles were set to perform a show in France, but when fans arrived to the venue, they were told that Pete was in the hospital and that the show would have to be rescheduled. Reports from outside the show are saying that many fans were crying, sure that Pete must have overdosed in order to wind up in the hospital. Other fans who except Pete to keep his heroin-loving act together just long enough to play "Fuck Forever", were pissed. "Three young Italian girls were really mad. They drove four hours from Italy to see Pete Doherty and couldn't believe the gig was canceled. One of them was really furious and shouted, 'I can't believe he did that! It cost us time and money to come all the way from Italy.'" As of right now there's no update on what happened to Pete and whether or not he'll be back on his feet any time soon, but I'm sure that that resilient dude will be more than OK. Well, he'll at least continue to live. For a little while. />My junkie boyfriend, Pete Doherty, is having some health problems again. Yesterday, The Babyshambles were set to perform a show in France, but when fans arrived to the venue, they were told that Pete was in the hospital and that the show would have to be rescheduled. Reports from outside the show are saying that many fans were crying, sure that Pete must have overdosed in order to wind up in the hospital. Other fans who except Pete to keep his heroin-loving act together just long enough to play "Fu...

Mel Gibson’s Insane Racist Rant

We knew that this tape existed, but to hear it really brings the monster that is Mel Gibson to life. The above NSFW (and not safe for life) audio clip is of the actor tearing into his ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva about everything from how she's probably poisoning her child with her breast milk to the size of her fake breasts and how her style of dress is probably going to get her raped. If this was a movie villain and not a real one, I'm thinking Mel could win an Oscar for this rant. In a way I don't know how it helps us to h...

Let’s See What Kind of Diamond 90210 Money Can Buy

Late last month, Megan Fox wed her on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green in a small ceremony. While the marriage itself seems like it's going to be a horrible idea (don't you think they kinda just got married to 'get it over with'? Like, they somehow thought they'd stop breaking up if they finally got hitched?), the ring, which was just spotted yesterday, is pretty gorgeous. Assuming that rock is real and Megan didn't buy it for herself, it says a lot about BAG's ability to scrimp and save. With that guy working as little as he does, you know he used some of his David Silver money to pay for that diamond. />Late last month, Megan Fox wed her on-again-off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green in a small ceremony. While the marriage itself seems like it's going to be a horrible idea (don't you think they kinda just got married to 'get it over with'? Like, they somehow thought they'd stop breaking up if they finally got hitched?), the ring, which was just spotted yesterday, is pretty gorgeous. Assuming that rock is real and Megan didn't buy it for herself, it says a lot about BAG's ability to scrimp and save. With that guy working as little as he does, you know he used some of hi...

Christina Hendricks is Still Hotter Than Everyone On The Planet

The LA times just did a profile on Christina Hendricks and it was accompanied by a handful of absolutely stunning shots of the actress. Perhaps the article was to remind Mad Men fans that the show is coming back soon, but all it reminded me of was the fact that Christina Hendricks is a lot better looking than me and nearly everyone I know. Check out the stunning shots of the actress in the gallery and chime in in the comments about what you think's going to happen with Joan this season. [gallery] /> The LA times just did a profile on Christina Hendricks and it was accompanied by a handful of absolutely stunning shots of the actress. Perhaps the article was to remind Mad Men fans that the show is coming back soon, but all it reminded me of was the fact that Christina Hendricks is a lot better looking than me and nearly everyone I know. Check out the stunning shots of the actress in the gallery and chime in in the comments about what you think's going to happen with Joan this season. [gall...

A Gaga Spoof That Will Haunt You Forever

I know there's a lot of Liza Minnelli fans out there, but she's the stuff my nightmares are made out of. This makes me, amongst other things, a horrible gay man and I realize that. So while this spoof of Lady Gaga's epic "Telephone" video starring Christine Pedi as Liza Minnelli and Carol Channing is going to keep me awake tonight, I'm sure there are more than enough of you who will enjoy it. And I should add that my horror is truly a testament to Christine Pedi's talent, because she knocks Liza out of the park in this video....

Jon Gosselin’s Still a Moron

Last week it was reported that Jon Gosselin had his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross' name tattooed on his back. This week it's being reported that Jon fucked up and her name is spelled wrong. Jon has a huge dragon holding a scroll inked on his back and the names of his children have been tattooed on the scroll in Korean. Jon's gesture to his new lady was to add her name on there too, but something got lost in translation and he wound up having the name "Aaron" tattooed on his back. Aaron. Like, the dude's name. What JonJon is going to do about this error is still up in the air. I suggest he either goes gay or has more kids, one of which he can name Aaron. I think admitting that the tattoo was a horrible, stupid mistake is too obvious, though. /> Last week it was reported that Jon Gosselin had his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross' name tattooed on his back. This week it's being reported that Jon fucked up and her name is spelled wrong. Jon has a huge dragon holding a scroll inked on his back and the names of his children have been tattooed on the scroll in Korean. Jon's gesture to his new lady was to add her name on there too, but something got lost in translation and he wound up having the name "Aaron" tattooed on his back. Aaron. Like, t...

Dina Lohan Thinks They’re Just Making an Example of Her Daughter

Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina just did an interview with Entertainment Tonight about her daughter's jail sentence and the general treatment she got during her time in court. Not one to throw curve balls, Dina said exactly what we expected her to: It's not Lindsay's fault, she's terrified of jail, and the courts are going extra hard on her because she's famous. There's video On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces something as devastating as that…we're going to have to see. God willing, it won't happen…It's very difficult, we're not sleeping well, we're not functioning. We cry a lot and we hug a lot. She's petrified, we all are. We're angry. We're disappointed in the system." On getting a new lawyer and appealing the judge's decision: "She's a fighter, and until the final result — we're not giving up. I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." On Judge Marsha Revel: "This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be. If she [Judge Revel] wants a trial, then make it a fair trial. I feel like Shawn [Chapman Holley], Lindsay's [former] attorney should have stood up and said, 'Listen, I didn't know you were going to have witnesses.' We would have had ten witnesses. We didn't get a shot. We didn't get a shot at fairness." On Lindsay's behavior in 2007: "She did a really stupid thing. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone….I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact. I'm not a doctor…and I'm not an attorney. I'm a mother. And I'm sitting here, as a mother, just worried about my child., but here's some of the best quotes:
On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces something as devastating as that…we're going to have to see. God willing, it won't happen…It's very difficult, we're not sleeping well, we're not functioning. We cry a lot and we hug a lot. She's petrified, we all are. We're angry. We're disappointed in the system." On getting a new lawyer and appealing the judge's decision: "She's a fighter, and until the final result — we're not giving up. I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." On Judge Marsha Revel: "This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be. If she [Judge Revel] wants a trial, then make it a fair trial. I feel like Shawn [Chapman Holley], Lindsay's [former] attorney should have stood up and said, 'Listen, I didn't know you were going to have witnesses.' We would have had ten witnesses. We didn't get a shot. We didn't get a shot at fairness." On Lindsay's behavior in 2007: "She did a really stupid thing. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone….I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact. I'm not a doctor…and I'm not an attorney. I'm a mother. And I'm sitting here, as a mother, just worried about my child."
Wow. It's just so completely shocking to me that a mother who makes endless excuses for her child's bad behavior is now watching her go off to jail! Dina Lohan is her daughter's worst enemy. I think that most parents, regardless of the immediate sadness they may feel watching their child be locked up, would be thrilled that the court is insisting their child be responsible for their actions and get clean and sober. And if the well-being of her child isn't enough to make Dina realize that jail time is far from the worst thing that could happen to her, then maybe she could consider the fact that once Lindsay's dead, so is Dina's cash flow. C'mon, Dina. Let Lindsay hang in there long enough for you to get a few more chemical peels and a new fur or something. /> Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina just did an interview with Entertainment Tonight about her daughter's jail sentence and the general treatment she got during her time in court. Not one to throw curve balls, Dina said exactly what we expected her to: It's not Lindsay's fault, she's terrified of jail, and the courts are going extra hard on her because she's famous. There's video On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces...

Brandon Flowers’ New Music Video, And Also Charlize Theron

All right, it came out last week, but if you've already seen it, just hush up and watch it again because it's beautiful. This song is the first glimpse of Brandon Flowers' solo efforts (he's also the lead singer of The Killers, just in case you don't listen to music that is always catchy and sometimes good), and I think he's doing pretty well all by himself.  I mean, hey, he got Charlize Theron to be in his music video, and I don't think that's anything to shake a stick at. Also, I love this video.  Charlize Theron being a ...

Steve Urkel Was Accused Of Domestic Abuse

TMZ reports that Bridget Hardy, the mother of Jaleel White's child, has filed a report with the LAPD, claiming that White abused her.  The incident, which occurred about two weeks ago, happened while the whole little family was out for a drive. Jaleel "punched her in one of her breast implants," and when they got home he hit her, then pushed her against a toilet. Jaleel's people had this to say about the matter:
"There was absolutely no battery ... no abuse ... and the incident never happened. This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name."
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the punching of the breast implant part of the story.  Is that an actual thing, do people do that?  I'm not trying to make light of domestic violence, alleged though it may be, I am just really confused about the possibility of the existence of breast implant punchers. />TMZ reports that Bridget Hardy, the mother of Jaleel White's child, has filed a report with the LAPD, claiming that White abused her.  The incident, which occurred about two weeks ago, happened while the whole little family was out for a drive. Jaleel "punched her in one of her breast implants," and when they got home he hit her, then pushed her against a toilet. Jaleel's people had this to say about the matter: "There was absolutely no battery ... no abuse ... and the incident never happened. This is jus...

Robert Pattinson Has No Intentions of Making an Honest Woman Out of Kristen Stewart

At least not anytime soon, and not before he beds as many supermodels as he possibly can, 'cause that's clearly what his friends think he's all about these days. Pattinson recently quipped last month that he'd "like to go on a date." Because clearly, whatever he's doing (or not doing) with co-star Kristen Stewart isn't considered a "date." Pattinson claims, too, that he doesn't think that settling down equates marriage, which, I can agree with, but he then hurries ahead to kind of say that he wants to sleep with every woman person he possibly can:
“I don’t think settling down should be the same thing as getting married ... I mean, I guess settling down just means not sleeping with everybody. I don’t like the idea of having to settle, though.”
And now his former school chums are adding fuel to the fire. A "friend" of the star claims that Pattinson is only 24, and has formerly dated models prior to doing whatever-the-fuck-he's-not-doing with Kristen Stewart:
“Rob’s only 24,” a former school friend told Britain’s Look magazine. “He’s a British public schoolboy who has dated models in the past. He could feel that by settling down with Kristen, he’d be missing on the opportunity to date other famous women.”
And if, you know, dating other "famous women" includes lowly celebrity gossip bloggers, you can include my name in the pool, too, unnamed friend. Just saying. />At least not anytime soon, and not before he beds as many supermodels as he possibly can, 'cause that's clearly what his friends think he's all about these days. Pattinson recently quipped last month that he'd "like to go on a date." Because clearly, whatever he's doing (or not doing) with co-star Kristen Stewart isn't considered a "date." Pattinson claims, too, that he doesn't think that settling down equates marriage, which, I can agree with, but he then hurries ahead to kind of say that he w...

Milla Jovovich Will Look Better Than You Even on Your Best Day

Milla Jovovich has always been, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. This is why, even though some of you might think she doesn't look amazing, I decided to publish these recent photos of her LOOKING AMAZING while leaving an airport. I mean, who else could look so fabulous after a few-hour flight? You know, aside from Lady Gaga, but that's some pretty wretched overkill, if you ask me. When I fly (which is pretty frequently), I look OK getting on the plane -- but after? I'd be screwed if paparazzi were following me ... no one looks amazing drunk, and that's usually what flights entail for me -- slaphappy drunkenness. Way to outdo us all again with your banging looks, Milla, thanks. Mooool-ti-pass, motherfucker. [gallery] />Milla Jovovich has always been, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. This is why, even though some of you might think she doesn't look amazing, I decided to publish these recent photos of her LOOKING AMAZING while leaving an airport. I mean, who else could look so fabulous after a few-hour flight? You know, aside from Lady Gaga, but that's some pretty wretched overkill, if you ask me. When I fly (which is pretty frequently), I look OK getting on the plane -- but after? I'd be screwed if paparazzi were following me ... no one loo...

Quotables

"Oh my God, poor girl. She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes." When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, "No, she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad."
Katy Perry blasts Miley Cyrus in an interview with Life & Style magazine. And though I'm not a huge, huge Miley fan, I'm even less a fan of Katy Perry's (music), so I'm going to go ahead and say "Fuck you, Katy Perry, Miley's going to go the Lindsay route, and don't make me wrestle you over the shit, you fucking strong elephant of a woman, you." />"Oh my God, poor girl. She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes." When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, "No, she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad." Katy Perry blasts Miley Cyrus in an interview with Life & Style magazine. And though I'm not a huge, huge Miley fan, I'm even less a fan of Katy Perry's (music), so I'm going to go ahead and say "Fuck you, Katy Perry, Miley's going to go the...
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