“I haven’t done Botox. I don’t like all that facial stuff. It scares me. You see these people who have had it, and they all look the same. I just don’t think I should go that way, especially at 43. I think I should just age. I’ve never been the prettiest person, and I don’t feel I need to chase youth.”
Pamela Anderson inadvertently speaks coherently, and makes a valid point, too. (And no, I'm not railing on her because she said she's "never been the prettiest person" -- that's just not even the point here.) Good job on fighting the sexualized machine that perpetuates the fabled fountain of youth!
(But comb your hair, girl.) />“I haven’t done Botox. I don’t like all that facial stuff. It scares me. You see these people who have had it, and they all look the same. I just don’t think I should go that way, especially at 43. I think I should just age. I’ve never been the prettiest person, and I don’t feel I need to chase youth.”
Pamela Anderson inadvertently speaks coherently, and makes a valid point, too. (And no, I'm not railing on her because she said she's "never been the prettiest person" -- that's just not even the ...
According to TMZ, who somehow gained exclusive access to Lindsay's personal affairs once again, Lindsay's jail time may not be just jail time: there's evidently a program known as the "Impact Program" available to certain inmates in LA, which includes jail time and intensive substance abuse rehab. The program lasts five hours a day, seven days a week, and for ninety days. Looks like Lohan might actually serve her entire sentence -- if they're really serious about getting this girl clean, anyway. With Lindsay's up-and-coming psych evals on the horizon, who knows -- it might be deemed medically necessary for Lindsay to do the rehab stint, and wouldn't that be great. I mean, I hope so. It'll make her father happy, too, I'm sure, which is naturally what we're all aiming for in this crazy place called planet Earth.
But really, holy fuck, man. Five hours a day. I can't stand doing things I love for five hours a day. Christ.
If you are ordered to participate in this program, Lindsay, and you come out on the "other side" a mess? This time it's on you, girl. All you. (Ahem, and it's not as if it wasn't the last time; clearly, everyone in Hollywood gets a free pass, so this might just be yours.) />According to TMZ, who somehow gained exclusive access to Lindsay's personal affairs once again, Lindsay's jail time may not be just jail time: there's evidently a program known as the "Impact Program" available to certain inmates in LA, which includes jail time and intensive substance abuse rehab. The program lasts five hours a day, seven days a week, and for ninety days. Looks like Lohan might actually serve her entire sentence -- if they're really serious about getting this girl clean, anyway. With Lin...
Remember that time that Edward Norton played the Incredible Hulk? And remember how Edward Norton has a reputation for being an amazing actor? Well, you can write about that in a letter to Joss Whedon, because he went and kicked Ed out of his role in The Avengers.
The film, which will be released in the summer of 2012, is a big deal, just in case you haven't heard. First off, it's being directed by Joss Whedon, so how could it not be incredible (Buffy 4-eva!)? Secondly, there's the cast: Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man, Chris Pine as Captain America, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow. Then there was Edward Norton as the Incredible Hulk, but not so much anymore. A guy from Marvel explained it like this:
"Our decision is definitely not one based on monetary factors, but instead rooted in the need for an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members. The Avengers demands players who thrive working as part of an ensemble, as evidenced by Robert, Chris H., Chris E., Sam, Scarlett, and all of our talented casts. We are looking to announce a name actor who fulfills these requirements, and is passionate about the iconic role in the coming weeks."
In other words, Edward Norton is being a little diva bitch about the whole thing. Shame on Ed, I guess. I've heard my comic geek friends talk for what seems like years about how hard they're going to cream themselves over The Avengers, and now they're all depressed that he's gone. Looks like that's what you get for not embodying the same spirit as Robert Downey Jr. />Remember that time that Edward Norton played the Incredible Hulk? And remember how Edward Norton has a reputation for being an amazing actor? Well, you can write about that in a letter to Joss Whedon, because he went and kicked Ed out of his role in The Avengers.
The film, which will be released in the summer of 2012, is a big deal, just in case you haven't heard. First off, it's being directed by Joss Whedon, so how could it not be incredible (Buffy 4-eva!)? Secondly, there's the cast: ...
This is what Mischa Barton wore on Thursday to a boutique opening. Which was in public. And also in 2010.
Mischa, are you serious with this? Is it supposed to be some kind of throwback, an homage to the 80's perhaps? Is it some sort of ironic statement that you think people will understand? Or do you just really like dresses with skulls, loud colors, and unflattering cuts? I don't know what this is about, but this is a fact: for some reason or another, you made a choice to pick up this dress and put it on your body and to take that body out into the world. This was a conscious decision that you made and inflicted upon us all. And for that, I cannot forgive you.
Also, that bow is silly. />This is what Mischa Barton wore on Thursday to a boutique opening. Which was in public. And also in 2010.
Mischa, are you serious with this? Is it supposed to be some kind of throwback, an homage to the 80's perhaps? Is it some sort of ironic statement that you think people will understand? Or do you just really like dresses with skulls, loud colors, and unflattering cuts? I don't know what this is about, but this is a fact: for some reason or another, you made a choice to pick up...
When Miley Cyrus ditched that whole Disney image, she apparently left a lot of her fans behind too. Sales for "Can't Be Tamed," Miley's racy new album, are kind of pathetic for her - the album sold 72% less copies than her debut album, "Breakaway," did in its first week. This drastic drop can be at least somewhat attributed to confusing her young fans. The New York Times spoke with Perry Hamm, an 11-year-old girl, about Miley's new image:
“I don’t know what was going on in her head. I feel like she acts 25. She looks so old. She is too old for herself.”
Too old for herself indeed.
I think this is a fine line. Miley's 17, so she's not that little Hannah Montana bitch anymore, and I can't blame her for wanting to do her own thing. On the other hand, she does (or did, as the case may be) have a remarkable amount of children who look up to her. What do you guys think? Should Miley just do what she feels or mellow out for the kids? />When Miley Cyrus ditched that whole Disney image, she apparently left a lot of her fans behind too. Sales for "Can't Be Tamed," Miley's racy new album, are kind of pathetic for her - the album sold 72% less copies than her debut album, "Breakaway," did in its first week. This drastic drop can be at least somewhat attributed to confusing her young fans. The New York Times spoke with Perry Hamm, an 11-year-old girl, about Miley's new image:
“I don’t know what was going on in her head. I fe...
Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of pills (surprise!). She has a prescription for her acid reflux, prescriptions for two different kinds of anti-depressants, one for Adderall, another for Ambien, and one for Dilaudid, an extremely addictive opiate similar to morphine. Apparently it's a bad plan to take the Ambien and the Dilaudid together; a medical correspondent for CBS has this to say about that particular combo:
"The combination of the two can depress your breathing and cause the oxygen in your blood to become dangerously low. The combination of these two types of drugs is what I give to patients intravenously during a colonoscopy!"
Sounds like a party, Lindsay! But what kind of doctor would prescribe all these pills? Here's a hint: "doctor" should actually be plural.
Sources who know Lindsay told TMZ that she's not opposed to going from doctor to doctor to get the prescriptions she wants. She also has doctors in L.A. and New York, and she "would get a large supply" whenever she had a doctor's visit.
What a hot mess you are, Lindsay Lohan. You be sure and have a good time withdrawing from your own personal pharmacy when you get to prison. />Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of pills (surprise!). She has a prescription for her acid reflux, prescriptions for two different kinds of anti-depressants, one for Adderall, another for Ambien, and one for Dilaudid, an extremely addictive opiate similar to morphine. Apparently it's a bad plan to take the Ambien and the Dilaudid together; a medical correspondent for CBS has this to say about that particular combo:
"The combination of the two can depress your breathing and cause the oxygen in you...
So on Friday, Joan Rivers took to her Twitter account to let people know her feelings on Lindsay Lohan's current situation:
Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me you party skank," painted on hers.
Well, Lindsay's awesome former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, did not take too kindly to those words, so she told Joan about it:
Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear. #bully
It looks to me like Samantha totally won that little Twitter battle, because Joan didn't respond to that. Lindsay did though - with a retweet, a "thank you," and a winky face. A beautiful ending to such a remarkable tale of courage. />So on Friday, Joan Rivers took to her Twitter account to let people know her feelings on Lindsay Lohan's current situation:
Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge h...
But seriously, look at them. I mean, I'm not going to pretend like I'm any kind of familiar with Emily Blunt's work or that I've seen John Krasinski in anything besides of The Office (well, I saw the first five minutes of Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, but it was pretty hideous itself so we didn't get any further than that). I don't think I have to see anything other than this picture to be filled with a sort of vicarious but well-meaning joy at the thought of this couple's wedding. I realize that might make me a tad bit creepy, but fuck it, they are precious and I love it. />But seriously, look at them. I mean, I'm not going to pretend like I'm any kind of familiar with Emily Blunt's work or that I've seen John Krasinski in anything besides of The Office (well, I saw the first five minutes of Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, but it was pretty hideous itself so we didn't get any further than that). I don't think I have to see anything other than this picture to be filled with a sort of vicarious but well-meaning joy at the thought of this couple's wedding. I real...
Found some Justin Bieber pics from this month's Seventeen magazine for your eyes to feast on. Don't spoil your lunch.
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"I was raised in unique and trying environments, but they were also amazing platforms for me to have an extraordinary life. Going through hell as a kid made me sensitive to what others in this world go through too."
- The awesome and inspirational Drew Barrymore according to imnotobsessed. Take notes, Lindsay! Take notes! />...
We all knew the "Michael Lohan Guide to Prison Survival" was going to get released at some point, and thankfully we didn't have to wait long. Michael gave an interview to US Weekly about his daughter Lindsay's jail sentence and the things she can do to get by most easily while in there.
Let's read that, shall we?
It's not going to be a good experience for her. Right now, she should be working on rectifying the situation and getting better.
It's just a horrible experience. Twenty-three hours a day, she'll be locked up. I'm going to get her out of that cell as much as I can. And Kate will be there, and we'll work to get her out of that cell as much as possible.
She knows I still want to throw her in [rehab]. I've been trying to tell her how much I love her, that I'm behind her, that when she's ready, I'm ready to help her.
If she would just realize that what she's taking is toxic…. Dina has denied that Lindsay is on prescription meds. Lindsay has denied that she is on prescription meds. Her friends have. Everyone has! And look at her! They're lying."
Dina should be concentrating on helping Lindsay get off of the prescription drugs instead of stealing Fudgy the Whales from Carvel!
I had a feeling that Lindsay might go to jail and I wanted to be there for her, but I wanted to be there, more importantly, to submit the letter to the judge in hopes that she would just give her rehab, which she did consider and I appreciate that. But at the same time, Lindsay is not a criminal. She is a woman with a disease. She really is. She needs help. She needs medical attention."
Get off the adderall, that I agree with. Visitation will probably be an important thing to her sanity, sure. Rehab? Well, she's definitely not going to be allowed to take adderall in jail, and the court sentenced her to a 90 day rehab treatment after her 90 days in jail, so that's actually covered. And re: those Carvel cakes... You shut the fuck up, Michael Lohan. Let her eat all the Fudgy the Whales she wants. />
We all knew the "Michael Lohan Guide to Prison Survival" was going to get released at some point, and thankfully we didn't have to wait long. Michael gave an interview to US Weekly about his daughter Lindsay's jail sentence and the things she can do to get by most easily while in there.
Let's read that, shall we?
It's not going to be a good experience for her. Right now, she should be working on rectifying the situation and getting better.
It's just a horrible experience. Twenty-three ho...