We're a day late on these, and I apologize, but I swear I couldn't find them on the photo services until tonight.
All our favorite Hills castmembers were there: Audrina! Stephanie! Lo! Brody! Holly! Kristen! COCAINE! (not pictured)
And LAUREN CONRAD, who looks fucking fantastic and happy and wonderful and OMG I love you so much Lauren Conrad. There was NEVER a show after you left! And you are BY FAR the most beautiful of all these people and it doesn't look like you've had a stitch of work done. I'm so happy for you that you ditched this train before it wrecked.
Conspicuously absent: Heidi and Spencer. Because they're fucking insane and weren't invited. Seriously, though, I was talking with a girlfriend yesterday about how freakin' tragic it is for Heidi that this show ever happened to her. Like, she was this perfectly nice, cute girl from Colorado with a lovely future ahead of her who is now pretty much the textbook definition of what it looks like when someone gets sucked into Hollywood. Her face and body are mutilated. Her family hates her. Her marriage was a sham and her "husband" is a candidate for a lobotomy. I hate to say it, but I feel awful for her. I don't know how you even begin to pick up the pieces after your life has become so shattered.
Lastly: I hate Kristin Cavallari as much as the next person, but I would give up a finger or two for her legs. This bitch gives Jen Aniston a run for her money.
[gallery] />We're a day late on these, and I apologize, but I swear I couldn't find them on the photo services until tonight.
All our favorite Hills castmembers were there: Audrina! Stephanie! Lo! Brody! Holly! Kristen! COCAINE! (not pictured)
And LAUREN CONRAD, who looks fucking fantastic and happy and wonderful and OMG I love you so much Lauren Conrad. There was NEVER a show after you left! And you are BY FAR the most beautiful of all these people and it doesn't look like you've had a stitch of wor...
Wow, this is some high school shit.
Kelly Osbourne, who seems to have been doing well the past couple of years, has reportedly split from her fiance Luke Worrall after she learned that he was cheating on her. Like so many people do these days, the two let their nasty break up play out in public via their Facebook profile statuses. At one point Kelly's status read, "Like Worrall makes me sick!" It reads like a Valley girl wrote it, but I'm assuming it's a typo since "i" and "u" sit next to each other on the keyboard.
Yesterday, Kelly acknowledged the situation on her Twitter, simply saying, "thank you all so much for your support but the matter is private and will not be commenting enough damage has already be done!"
It's a shame that things had to end this way for a few reasons. 1) I thought that Kelly and Luke were pretty cute together and the happiness they shared was great motivation for her to stay sober and healthy, 2) Cheating douches need to die, and 3) Facebook break ups are so so SO tacky. />Wow, this is some high school shit.
Kelly Osbourne, who seems to have been doing well the past couple of years, has reportedly split from her fiance Luke Worrall after she learned that he was cheating on her. Like so many people do these days, the two let their nasty break up play out in public via their Facebook profile statuses. At one point Kelly's status read, "Like Worrall makes me sick!" It reads like a Valley girl wrote it, but I'm assuming it's a typo since "i" and "u" sit next to each o...
OK, so you know that True Blood dude Chris Gartin that Jennifer Aniston is supposedly dating? It turns out that the two have known each other for like, a decade because get this: Jennifer was friends with him and his wife. Meaning she knew this married couple that broke up and then she scooped in on the now-single husband. Damn. Can't say I haven't played the rebound before, but I also understand why Chris' ex, Joanne Gartin is feeling mad hurt right now.
Though a friend of Joanne's who spoke with RadarOnline said she's "not interested" in discussing the relationship, she did acknowledge that for over ten years she considered all three people involved to be friends.
As of right now, the people who seem to be most upset about this are friends of Joanne and the tabloids, but I find it interesting that after her rocky relationship history Jennifer would do something so karmically negative. />
OK, so you know that True Blood dude Chris Gartin that Jennifer Aniston is supposedly dating? It turns out that the two have known each other for like, a decade because get this: Jennifer was friends with him and his wife. Meaning she knew this married couple that broke up and then she scooped in on the now-single husband. Damn. Can't say I haven't played the rebound before, but I also understand why Chris' ex, Joanne Gartin is feeling mad hurt right now.
Though a friend of Joanne's who spo...
If any of you caught Monday's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, you saw the absolutely trashtastic brawl that went down between Danielle, Teresa and Ashley. We already know that Danielle had Ashley arrested for assault and yesterday her lawyer told HollywoodLife that she'll be taking both Ashley and Teresa to court for damages.
Danielle's lawyer made the following statement about the law suit:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well. We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved. We will subpoena this women to make sure they come to court. We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows. These things don’t end with paying a fine. It’s not over … I don’t know when this will ever be over. There is a freedom of speech amendment so we can’t restrain Teresa for saying things but it’s the intent behind it. This is fueling some of the work behind these people. This is some kind of conspiracy, it’s like a gang mentality.”
While it's obvious that what took place the night in question was seriously disturbing for all involved, I think it's pretty obvious that Danielle is desperate to stay relevant and probably looking for a meal ticket. During the first season of the show Danielle was extremely clear that she wasn't willing to work to pay her bills, and you know it's those types who are always quick to sue. />If any of you caught Monday's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, you saw the absolutely trashtastic brawl that went down between Danielle, Teresa and Ashley. We already know that Danielle had Ashley arrested for assault and yesterday her lawyer told HollywoodLife that she'll be taking both Ashley and Teresa to court for damages.
Danielle's lawyer made the following statement about the law suit:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation ...
She just seems so damned likable, doesn't she? Plus, she dated Heath Ledger (RIP, you talented, talented buddy, you), Spike Jonze (another uber-talented dude that seemed pretty nice to boot), and most recently -- and allegedly, of course -- Ryan Gosling. Who is just ... amazing. All pretty solid choices, at least from an outsider's perspective.
Shelly (can I call you Shelly, dear? OK, cool. Shelly it is.) just seems terribly down-to-earth and normal, and someone who you could totally just kick back and watch chick flicks with. Or action-splatter movies, or porn, or whatever your poison is, really. She also kind of emanates that old-Hollywood beauty, where even in schleppy sweat-shorts and a really unfortunate-looking tank top (or whatever the fuck that thing up there is), she looks classy and refined.
Above, Michelle is photographed taking a smoke break on her latest film project, Take This Waltz, which is being filmed in Toronto, Canada.
Oh, and by the way, has anyone seen that movie I was telling you about, Blue Valentine with Williams in it? Is it great? Is it awful? Isn't the scenery beautiful, if you have seen it? Yeah. I used to live there.
So, anyway, my point is that if you don't like Michelle Williams, or you harbor ill will toward her, it's akin to hating baby seal pups and, like, wanting to punch them in the face.
[gallery] />She just seems so damned likable, doesn't she? Plus, she dated Heath Ledger (RIP, you talented, talented buddy, you), Spike Jonze (another uber-talented dude that seemed pretty nice to boot), and most recently -- and allegedly, of course -- Ryan Gosling. Who is just ... amazing. All pretty solid choices, at least from an outsider's perspective.
Shelly (can I call you Shelly, dear? OK, cool. Shelly it is.) just seems terribly down-to-earth and normal, and someone who you could totally just kick ...
Liv Tyler's just like everyone else -- she picks her nose in public. [Celebslam]
Even though The Hills is over, Spencer Pratt's still a douchecookie. [popbytes]
You know, I still haven't seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yep. Cue the "you suck!" [Pajiba]
Kelly Osbourne's wicked-young fiancee is dunzo. [Celebitchy]
Penelope Cruz is married! [Amy Grindhouse]
It's really not funny, but it is, kind of, in a way. [CityRag]
Bret Michaels is not engaged yet. I didn't even know he was porking anyone. [Pop on the Pop]
Is Twilight poisoning our youth? [Zelda Lily]
Hey! Here's a naked photo of a really hot soccer player! Totally NSFW, just so you know. [OMGBlog]
I can't believe they're still doing The Apprentice. When will the madness end? [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Liv Tyler's just like everyone else -- she picks her nose in public. [Celebslam]
Even though The Hills is over, Spencer Pratt's still a douchecookie. [popbytes]
You know, I still haven't seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yep. Cue the "you suck!" [Pajiba]
Kelly Osbourne's wicked-young fiancee is dunzo. [Celebitchy]
Penelope Cruz is married! [Amy Grindhouse]
It's really not funny, but it is, kind of, in a way. [CityRag]
Bret Michaels is not engaged yet. I didn't even kn...
Let's look at some laws, shall we? In the state of Pennsylvania, children between the ages of seven and eighteen are permitted to work on plays, movies, TV shows, and other similar forms of media. Children under the age of seven can do movies, but there's no similar exemption in the law for television shows. And guess whose sextuplets are only six?
Republican congressman Thomas P. Murt is getting Pennsylvania's attorney general to look into the Gosselin situation, because "those permits were granted even though the law does not provide for them."
This isn't the first time that the Gosselins have been accused of breaking child labor laws, but this time the investigation might actually force TLC to cancel the show if the permits are found to be invalid. The real issue is clarifying within the law whether a reality show still counts as a television show since the children are just being filmed living their lives.
I think this may be a blessing in disguise. I've not cared about the Gosselins for years, and this is the perfect excuse for them to disappear from the public eye. Go gentle into that good night, Gosselins. Please. />Let's look at some laws, shall we? In the state of Pennsylvania, children between the ages of seven and eighteen are permitted to work on plays, movies, TV shows, and other similar forms of media. Children under the age of seven can do movies, but there's no similar exemption in the law for television shows. And guess whose sextuplets are only six?
Republican congressman Thomas P. Murt is getting Pennsylvania's attorney general to look into the Gosselin situation, because "those permits were...
And "everyone" includes Tori Spelling's three-year-old son, Liam. He already has just short of 20,000 followers on his account, which started because he's apparently a pretty funny kid and Tori wanted to document his wittiest statements (along with some photos). Here's an example of some of Liam's gems:
"My belly roars like a monster. It says MUST EAT LOLLIPOPS! Yum!"
"I love making jello castles. Jello wiggles and parties in my tummy"
"Oh no mama. We've got a problem... My butt is farting again"
"MOM WHO ARE YOU?" "Tori" "WHY YOU TORI?" "Cause that's my name" "NOOO, YOU ARE A TORI SPELLING!"
When Tori told Liam that his Twitter was turning out to be kind of popular, she says he responded with "Yeah, I'm a cool dude."
What do you guys think about this? While it definitely seems like little Liam is an adorable child, I'm a little bit like "Hey Tori, ever heard of a baby book?" />And "everyone" includes Tori Spelling's three-year-old son, Liam. He already has just short of 20,000 followers on his account, which started because he's apparently a pretty funny kid and Tori wanted to document his wittiest statements (along with some photos). Here's an example of some of Liam's gems:
"My belly roars like a monster. It says MUST EAT LOLLIPOPS! Yum!"
"I love making jello castles. Jello wiggles and parties in my tummy"
"Oh no mama. We've got a problem... My butt is farting agai...
But, alas, she did, with new beau Reg Traviss in tow. Actually, Traviss directed the film, which is, I suppose, why she was there. He's supposedly this clean-cut, really great guy, but he's dating a chick who still has her ex's name tattooed across her breast, and that would kind of be where I'd draw the line.
But, alas, she did, with new beau Reg Traviss in tow. Actually, Traviss directed the film, which is, I suppose, why she was there. He's supposedly this clean-cut, really great guy, but he's dating a chick who still has her ex's name tattooed across her breast, and that would kind of be where I'd draw the line.
Years ago, I was dating this guy who was super hot and super sweet and, like, six-foot-seven, which -- I'm sorry to all you short guys out there -- is awesome, and we went out a few times and I w...
According to exclusive
prying into personal business sources at RadarOnline, Vienna Girardi's ex-boyfriend (no, not this one here, a different one, but this one can't spell, either) is pissed to the point where he's spitting nails and wants to punch his former lover in the face.
RadarOnline got a hold of some pretty incriminating -- and threatening -- text messages sent to Vienna by her ex-boyfriend, Brian Lee Smith, who claims that she broke his heart, so for retribution, he wants to break her face:
Brian: “It’s your turn to once get alittle of the pain I feel if I will nit lie or make up anything all truth oh btw I’ll be comin to la soon...for the record u told me I could if u hurt me again (in those fake emails) lol”
Vienna: “Please stop! Look I get that your upset but this isn’t the way to get me back.”
Brian: “Upset is not the word I want to punch you in the face and whatever I say deny it’s cool I have proof on everything! I’m not dumb I won’t say anything I can’t back up...Just to show I’m a better person than u I sold u out for free!!!!!! I would not except one penny...f**k u Vienna hope ur happy now it’s your turn look like a f**king idot.”
Read More />According to exclusive prying into personal business sources at RadarOnline, Vienna Girardi's ex-boyfriend (no, not this one here, a different one, but this one can't spell, either) is pissed to the point where he's spitting nails and wants to punch his former lover in the face.
RadarOnline got a hold of some pretty incriminating -- and threatening -- text messages sent to Vienna by her ex-boyfriend, Brian Lee Smith, who claims that she broke his heart, so for retribution, he wants to break h...
Rihanna is the Only (Alleged) Fool in the World to Have Fallen For Chris Brown’s BET Crocodile Tears
Remember Chris Brown's cheeseball performance of a Michael Jackson tribute at the BET awards last month? Those wretched, gag-a-maggot tears that were allegedly triggered by eye drops, and not because Brown has a feeling bone in his body, with the exception of his penis?
It sounds like ex-girlfriend Rihanna didn't hear about his alleged eye drop usage, because she and Brown have reportedly reconciled (as friends, don't worry) their differences, as Rihanna was "moved" that Brown was able to show such emotion -- and not, you know, the blacked-out violence kind-of-emotion that Brown has exhibited in the past. According to a "friend" of the former couple:
"It's been almost a year since they last spoke, but Rihanna felt like she could try to be friends with Chris again. Seeing how emotional he was on set [at the BET Awards] really touched her. She'd never seen him like that before. Chris [also] told her that he felt like he's grown up in the past year. He's said he's so happy to be back in touch with her. They were each other's first love and he's missed her so much. Rihanna knows that if he wanted him back, he'd be there in a second."
Uh, you know, just because you were once someone's "first love" doesn't mean that they automatically earn a place in your life -- or your heart -- down the road. Especially if the relationship ended under the circumstances that Rihanna and Chris's did.
If, you know, you want to forgive Chris for what he did, Rihanna, more power to you. I think it's an amazing thing when people can look inside themselves to really let go of the malicious and horrific things that some people in our past have done to us, and it's really a gift to be able to do so. But there's no reason to bring that person from your past back into your present. Ihave no explanation for that -- I just stand firm in my opinion that there's just not. />Remember Chris Brown's cheeseball performance of a Michael Jackson tribute at the BET awards last month? Those wretched, gag-a-maggot tears that were allegedly triggered by eye drops, and not because Brown has a feeling bone in his body, with the exception of his penis?
It sounds like ex-girlfriend Rihanna didn't hear about his alleged eye drop usage, because she and Brown have reportedly reconciled (as friends, don't worry) their differences, as Rihanna was "moved" that Brown was able to show ...