You remember Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger's wacked-out mistress #1? Looks like girlfriend's going to be on the next season of The Apprentice. So help us God.
Trump, Apprentice creator, was said to have called Uchitel a few weeks ago about the possibility of having her on his reality show, and she reportedly said "Absolutely."
David Boreanaz, Tiger Woods ... this opens up Hollywood and it's "leading" men to the cavernous orifice known as Rachel Uchitel's vagina, and her seedy manipulations, too.
Good move, Trump. Now that you're bringing this fetid old crotch launcher into the open, the "I Fucked Rachel Uchitel" disease should spread faster than fucking ebola.
Win. />You remember Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger's wacked-out mistress #1? Looks like girlfriend's going to be on the next season of The Apprentice. So help us God.
Trump, Apprentice creator, was said to have called Uchitel a few weeks ago about the possibility of having her on his reality show, and she reportedly said "Absolutely."
David Boreanaz, Tiger Woods ... this opens up Hollywood and it's "leading" men to the cavernous orifice known as Rachel Uchitel's vagina, and her seedy manipulations, too...
Because rumor has it that there might be more behind the couple's reconciliation than the well-being of their young son.
From Gawker:
I say fuck it! Why not!? These two are already the butt of America's joke and they might as well embrace their role and make some cash before either one of them has to settle into the only job their qualified for: fast food drive through jockey. It's not like their son has a chance in hell anyway. Something tells me that six episodes of Newlyweds meets Northern Exposure sounds like the perfect way for me to kill an afternoon and for them to kill whatever dignity they have left. />
Because rumor has it that there might be more behind the couple's reconciliation than the well-being of their young son.
From Gawker:
Within the next four to six weeks Palin's PR people will be releasing news that Bristol and Levi have signed on to "star" in a new reality show. All about young parenting. And yes, they will also work up to a wedding. This is part of the planned "story arc." Sort of a Bethenny Gets Married but with a faux conservative/young Republicans spin. Levi will be prom...
Within the next four to six weeks Palin's PR people will be releasing news that Bristol and Levi have signed on to "star" in a new reality show. All about young parenting. And yes, they will also work up to a wedding. This is part of the planned "story arc." Sort of a Bethenny Gets Married but with a faux conservative/young Republicans spin. Levi will be promoted as young, decent, salt of the earth guy, Bristol will be seen dealing with the "challenges" of young motherhood (with Trig and the nannies kept carefully out of sight.) Willow will be on a lot. (Since it's not like she goes to school.) They'll attempt to boost rankings in the first few episodes by having Sarah cameos, maybe some Piper thrown in there, but the rest of the time will be a "conservative young marrieds who just happen to already have a baby" theme.
It's not really Levi's fault that he got sucked back into the Palins' orbit. When you have no way to come up with $1700 a month in child support (he has to earn at least $3000 per month before taxes to pay that) and there aren't any other jobs out there, plus you can't leave the state because you're hoping to get shared custody of your child, options are limited. This way he gets a salary, the Palins get off his back about the child custody hearing and lower his support payments, and everybody can align themselves with serving the Palin/Rove/Murdoch "myth machine" that has been so painstakingly built for years around the mythical exploits of Super Sarah and her family.
We haven't really been covering the Mel Gibson audiotapes that have been leaking every day, and I'm not sure why because they are AWESOME. Awesomely scary, awesomely revealing and you know, kind of awesomely hilarious on a very superficial level.
Today tape number five was released and while there's no, "I'm going to burn the house down, but first you're going to blow me", it's full of seriously degrading and insane soundbites just like the rest of them. Here's a taste if you can't click on the...
I never really followed Griffin too much, but this was way too good to pass up. I love her (clearly staged) reaction to finding out that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of "hopey-changey" Sarah Palin, are back to knockin' boots.
Hey -- at least she's legal now, right? />
I never really followed Griffin too much, but this was way too good to pass up. I love her (clearly staged) reaction to finding out that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of "hopey-changey" Sarah Palin, are back to knockin' boots.
Hey -- at least she's legal now, right? ...
Poor Kelsey Grammer. His wife of 13 years, Camille, filed for divorce at the beginning of the month, and now it turns out he's going to lose a ton of money because the couple didn't sign a prenup when they got married.
Kelsey is filing documents in attempt to avoid paying spousal support and to declare all of his Frasier earnings solely his, but since the couple got married four years into the series, that would only work for those first four years. His earnings from the other seven years of the show, plus all the money from syndication and money from whatever else he's done will have to be split evenly between them. That sucks for Kelsey, because towards the end of Frasier, he was making about 1.6 million dollars per episode.
This is his third divorce. Kelsey, what did we learn? The next time we meet a cute blonde dancer/stripper/Playboy model* and fall in love, are we going to take a few moments to make sure our remaining money from our hit sitcom is going to stay ours? Ok, baby, you call up David Hyde Pierce and cry it out now, you hear?
*These are the actual professions of his three wives. />Poor Kelsey Grammer. His wife of 13 years, Camille, filed for divorce at the beginning of the month, and now it turns out he's going to lose a ton of money because the couple didn't sign a prenup when they got married.
Kelsey is filing documents in attempt to avoid paying spousal support and to declare all of his Frasier earnings solely his, but since the couple got married four years into the series, that would only work for those first four years. His earnings from the other seven years ...
Mischa was snapped by photogs at the Nice airport with her boyfriend, Alexander, in a T-shirt that says "shit" a couple times, but I can't quite tell in what context. This is because her ridiculously long blonde extensions cover most of the words. What's the point of wearing a statement tee if no one can tell what the statement is, Mischa?
P.S. Love the shoes!
P.P.S. Is that really what you're gonna wear on the airplane? I'm always puzzled when I pass girls in an airport terminal wearing super-tight jeans or miniskirts or pounds of jewelry. Like, really? I get that looking good is really, really important to you, but you are going to have to sit in that thing for hours. Do you not own a single pair of butt-clinging sweatpants that would suffice?
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Mischa was snapped by photogs at the Nice airport with her boyfriend, Alexander, in a T-shirt that says "shit" a couple times, but I can't quite tell in what context. This is because her ridiculously long blonde extensions cover most of the words. What's the point of wearing a statement tee if no one can tell what the statement is, Mischa?
P.S. Love the shoes!
P.P.S. Is that really what you're gonna wear on the airplane? I'm always puzzled when I pass girls in an airport terminal wearing...
She also played roles in two of my favorite movies -- Love Actually and The Mothman Prophecies. That Mothman shit was pretty freaky, wasn't it? I had nightmares for weeks and anxiety about bridges for months after seeing that for the first time. Crazy.
Linney recently sat down for an interview with Prevention magazine and discussed everything from aging, to her diet, to recent stints on Broadway:
You starred on Broadway in Time Stands Still [which reopens with Linney on September 23] with famously vegan Alicia Silverstone. Did she help shape your diet?
I love Alicia - she had an enormous influence on me. I burst with pride over her book [The Kind Diet]. And she said, “You don’t have to be one thing or the other, just figure out what’s best for you.” I had been so rigid in my thinking about if I was going to be a vegetarian, if I was going to be a vegan. I don’t have to put that pressure on myself. I”m just trying to learn what the best diet is for me.
What kind of changes have you made?
Well, I certainly feel better now that I’m barely eating meat. I don’t feel as heavy, my digestion is better, my skin is better - even my hair is better! And I feel healthier when I don’t eat dairy, but that’s really hard for me - I love cheese. But food is not just nutritional, it’s mental, so you know, if I need a little chocolate every once in a while, I need a little chocolate.
Read More />She also played roles in two of my favorite movies -- Love Actually and The Mothman Prophecies. That Mothman shit was pretty freaky, wasn't it? I had nightmares for weeks and anxiety about bridges for months after seeing that for the first time. Crazy.
Linney recently sat down for an interview with Prevention magazine and discussed everything from aging, to her diet, to recent stints on Broadway:
You starred on Broadway in Time Stands Still [which reopens with Linney on September 23] wi...
Shortly after landing herself the big deal lawyer, Robert Shapiro, and less than a week before she's due for jail, Lindsay Lohan checked into a sober living house.
She checked in yesterday to the house (founded by Shapiro himself, natch), and she's already received such illustrious visitors as her mother Dina, Samantha Ronson, and her new lady friend, Eilat Anschel. It looks like Shapiro is trying to show Judge Revel that Lindsay is really trying this time, ok, she's really trying so hard to be sober so she doesn't even need to go to jail even a little bit.
I don't think she's going to buy it, Rob. If Lindsay had checked into a sober living house probably any other time in her life than six days before she's supposed to go to jail, it might have looked like she was validly trying to get help. As it were, it just looks like she's a day late and a dollar short, both for looking sane and for taking any kind of care of herself. />Shortly after landing herself the big deal lawyer, Robert Shapiro, and less than a week before she's due for jail, Lindsay Lohan checked into a sober living house.
She checked in yesterday to the house (founded by Shapiro himself, natch), and she's already received such illustrious visitors as her mother Dina, Samantha Ronson, and her new lady friend, Eilat Anschel. It looks like Shapiro is trying to show Judge Revel that Lindsay is really trying this time, ok, she's really trying so hard to be sober so she doesn't even need to go to jail even a little bit.
I don't t...
Jennifer Love Hewitt photographed leaving her home in LA yesterday afternoon, looking not-at-all demented, demonic, or douchey. />...
Clearly, she's shooting for the stars. After a week or so of searching for, you know, The Best Lawyer Ever, Linsday's set her sights on Robert Shapiro -- the man who did the impossible and got OJ Simpson off on capital charges for the murders of his wife and Ron Goldman.
Sources close to Lindsay say that she's doing everything in her power -- and in the power of prolific attorneys -- to avoid jail time, and to secure a more "comfortable" place in a rehab or other similar facility.
Lindsay is supposed to begin her stint in the pokey on July 20th. And I can't fucking wait. If this lawyer somehow finagles a deal with Judge Revel that changes Lindsay's ultimate location, I'm going to be pissed, for real. You know, not as pissed as when OJ Simpson
got away with murder was found innocent, 'cause that's a horse of a different color, but it's a big, fucking, nasty, fly-ridden horse all the same.
Lindsay needs to do this thing the hard way this time, or she's never going to learn. />Clearly, she's shooting for the stars. After a week or so of searching for, you know, The Best Lawyer Ever, Linsday's set her sights on Robert Shapiro -- the man who did the impossible and got OJ Simpson off on capital charges for the murders of his wife and Ron Goldman.
Sources close to Lindsay say that she's doing everything in her power -- and in the power of prolific attorneys -- to avoid jail time, and to secure a more "comfortable" place in a rehab or other similar facility.
Lindsay is supposed to begin her stint in the pokey on July 20th. And I can't fucking wait. If ...
We haven't really been covering the Mel Gibson audiotapes that have been leaking every day, and I'm not sure why because they are AWESOME. Awesomely scary, awesomely revealing and you know, kind of awesomely hilarious on a very superficial level.
Today tape number five was released and while there's no, "I'm going to burn the house down, but first you're going to blow me", it's full of seriously degrading and insane soundbites just like the rest of them. Here's a taste if you can't click on the...