So now that Lindsay's actually in jail (even though, according to TMZ, she'll only serve 23 days out of the 90 she was sentenced), maybe you're wondering what her new home will be like. If so, you're in luck! People gave a pretty solid breakdown of her new residence, and here are some of the highlights.
Cigarettes are "strictly forbidden," and I bet that's going to go over fantastically. Another forbidden item: the internet! Lindsay will not be able to use Twitter, and I'm sure that's going to hurt worse than the cigarettes. Doctors are allowed to treat her for nicotine withdrawal, but as far as I know, there aren't any meds for the painful, mind-shattering process of going cold turkey off Twitter. Hang in there, Lindsay!
When she arrived at the jail, all of her personal items were confiscated. And yeah, that sounds normal, she can't have her phone in her cell, that's cool. But do you know what else counts as a personal item? Hair extensions. I honestly cannot think of one thing that sounds more fun than getting your hair extensions taken out in jail.
And guess who's in the cell right next to Lindsay? Alexis Neiers, that crazy girl who broke into everybody's houses, including Lindsay's! If there is not a memoir or a sitcom or at least a Saturday Night Live skit commemorating this, then I'm probably going to have to write my Congressman.
P.S. If you missed the live feed of Lindsay's arrival at court, please do yourself a favor and check out this video so you can see my very favorite part: the throwing of the confetti. />So now that Lindsay's actually in jail (even though, according to TMZ, she'll only serve 23 days out of the 90 she was sentenced), maybe you're wondering what her new home will be like. If so, you're in luck! People gave a pretty solid breakdown of her new residence, and here are some of the highlights.
Cigarettes are "strictly forbidden," and I bet that's going to go over fantastically. Another forbidden item: the internet! Lindsay will not be able to use Twitter, and I'm sure that's ...
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While we (tragically!) don't have any pics of LiLo in handcuffs, we do have these shots of her approaching the courthouse.
Sarah did a fantastic job of liveblogging the surrender this morning, and Lindsay is, as of right now, IN JAIL. She was sentenced to 90 days, and she's expected to serve around 23 of those. I swear, if they let her out tomorrow morning because of jail overcrowding or some bullshit, I'm gonna be PISSED. She still has to go to inpatient rehab afterward, but, like, I want this girl to see some CONSEQUENCES for her actions. I want this for her because I do not want her to die. I want her to get sober and get her shit together so we can all enjoy another installment of the Herbie series. I WANT THIS FOR ALL OF US.
Oh, and her dad was at the courthouse too, even though Lindsay's specifically noted that she doesn't want that evil fucking psychopath anywhere near her.
Also: Is this the type of outfit you'd wear to surrender yourself to jail? Discuss.
[gallery] />While we (tragically!) don't have any pics of LiLo in handcuffs, we do have these shots of her approaching the courthouse.
Sarah did a fantastic job of liveblogging the surrender this morning, and Lindsay is, as of right now, IN JAIL. She was sentenced to 90 days, and she's expected to serve around 23 of those. I swear, if they let her out tomorrow morning because of jail overcrowding or some bullshit, I'm gonna be PISSED. She still has to go to inpatient rehab afterward, but, like, I want thi...
Lily Allen quit music, is shacking up with her boyfriend Sam Cooper and undergoing a detox to make herself more more wifeable. Because all international singing sensation Lily Allen wants in life is to get married and have kids. Yawn.
One kind of shocking move that was made on Lily's part was deleting all of her famous friends from her phonebook. A source who spoke the The Daily Mail said that nixing her Hollywood pals was a move she needed to make. "Lily says she wants no part of the party stuff that goes with being in the public eye, and she wants to concentrate on starting a family. She believes the only way to start afresh is to cut all ties with her old showbiz mates. She prefers to hang out with Sam’s non-famous friends."
Admittedly, if Lily's thinking about having kids, "famous types" probably aren't the best people for her to be hanging around, but I do hope that she's not giving up too much of her old self to make her new life work. Normally when I hear of people discarding their old, valuable lives so that they'll fit in better with a new lover, there's some serious emotional abuse and self-esteem issues going on behind the scenes. Whatever she's up to, I just hope she's happy in the long run. />Lily Allen quit music, is shacking up with her boyfriend Sam Cooper and undergoing a detox to make herself more more wifeable. Because all international singing sensation Lily Allen wants in life is to get married and have kids. Yawn.
One kind of shocking move that was made on Lily's part was deleting all of her famous friends from her phonebook. A source who spoke the The Daily Mail said that nixing her Hollywood pals was a move she needed to make. "Lily says she wants no part of the party stuff ...
It's just been announced that former Making the Band "star" Aubrey O'Day will be starring in her own reality TV show. Everyone else has one, so why not give one to the slutty girl from Danity Kane, you know? Sounds like that show has a lot of potential... NOT.
The deal has been set up with Oxygen, who sound really hopeful that this show isn't going to be a pile of embarrassing trash for both them and Aubrey. Senior VP of development at Oxygen, Amy Introcaso-Davis, says, "Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on. We're excited to deliver her story as she battles the issues that resonate with our audience, from self-doubt and body image to an intense desire for success and redemption."
Who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky and this chick will bring on the mindless entertainment like Kendra, but my guess is that this is going to be as tragic as when that dude from O-Town had his own show about his comeback. It think it was literally called "Back Again" or something. Ugh. Knowing that these people are alive makes me feel like I've been on Earth too long. />It's just been announced that former Making the Band "star" Aubrey O'Day will be starring in her own reality TV show. Everyone else has one, so why not give one to the slutty girl from Danity Kane, you know? Sounds like that show has a lot of potential... NOT.
The deal has been set up with Oxygen, who sound really hopeful that this show isn't going to be a pile of embarrassing trash for both them and Aubrey. Senior VP of development at Oxygen, Amy Introcaso-Davis, says, "Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on. We're e...
The woman who's had Mel Gibson by the balls for the last couple of weeks, Oksana Grigorieva, apparently paid a huge price to do so. According to a source, Mel offered Oksana a cool fifteen million to keep the tapes under wraps. But in a world where Tiger Woods is paying several times that to shut up his women, Oksana didn't take the money. Instead, she's been ruining his life and we've been loving every second of it.
From NY Daily News:
Oksana Grigorieva tentatively agreed to Gibson's offer in exchange for keeping damaging tapes of his meltdowns confidential, but ultimately chose to preserve her leverage, the source said.
"She was adamant she was being coerced," the source told the Daily News.
Fifteen million is a pretty paycheck and I doubt she going to get more money than that from all of this in the long run. I feel like Oksana took a huge hit financially to ensure that her ex's life was ruined, which in a way is pretty respectable. />
The woman who's had Mel Gibson by the balls for the last couple of weeks, Oksana Grigorieva, apparently paid a huge price to do so. According to a source, Mel offered Oksana a cool fifteen million to keep the tapes under wraps. But in a world where Tiger Woods is paying several times that to shut up his women, Oksana didn't take the money. Instead, she's been ruining his life and we've been loving every second of it.
From NY Daily News:
Oksana Grigorieva tentatively agreed to Gibson's offer in exchange for keeping ...
Katie Holmes used those uber-buff legs of hers to sprint (in heels!) toward an awaiting helicopter, leaving Manhattan after attending the premiere of her flick The Extra Man.
Katie's a pretty girl and all, but this isn't the best I've seen her look. I'm not sure what's off -- maybe she's just tired, and also I hate her dress and don't understand why she'd wear it to a film premiere and Lord only knows what's hanging off that necklace and her hair looks overdone -- but something seems less magical about her than usual in this set of pics.
Thoughts?
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Katie Holmes used those uber-buff legs of hers to sprint (in heels!) toward an awaiting helicopter, leaving Manhattan after attending the premiere of her flick The Extra Man.
Katie's a pretty girl and all, but this isn't the best I've seen her look. I'm not sure what's off -- maybe she's just tired, and also I hate her dress and don't understand why she'd wear it to a film premiere and Lord only knows what's hanging off that necklace and her hair looks overdone -- but something seems less mag...
And here I thought it was just because she was a fame-hungry, fuck-at-any-cost ho. Silly me!
RadarOnline released exclusive emails between Rachel and Tiger while they were "dating" (that were presumably sent to Radar by Rachel herself) that claimed both parties were addicted to pills:
“Would it be possible for you to get us some more Ambien,” Woods wrote to Uchitel in a November, 2009 email.
Uchitel responded, “Ok, but we need to talk about this. I don’t know how to deal with us possibly being addicted to prescription meds."
“What can I say to make you stop taking Ambien excessively? What can I do to prove that I’m worried?” [Says Uchitel]
“I feel like taking pills is my only alternative!” Woods answered to Uchitel’s concern.
Now, to be clear, the couple weren't, you know, cracked-out zombies that took high-powered sedatives to zone out. Supposedly they were taking the pills for another, more lurid, reason: the idea that some who take Ambien have instant sexual gratification-type results almost immediately after taking the pills.
So they'd dope out on sleeping pills and fuck 'til the cows came home ... or until one of them passed out in a drug-induced stupor that resulted in unconscious eating and some more sleep sex.
Uh ... win? />And here I thought it was just because she was a fame-hungry, fuck-at-any-cost ho. Silly me!
RadarOnline released exclusive emails between Rachel and Tiger while they were "dating" (that were presumably sent to Radar by Rachel herself) that claimed both parties were addicted to pills:
“Would it be possible for you to get us some more Ambien,” Woods wrote to Uchitel in a November, 2009 email.
Uchitel responded, “Ok, but we need to talk about this. I don’t know how to deal with us pos...
So, Lindsay's official surrender time is 11:30 AM ET (or 8:30 AM PST, if you're on the West Coast in the US), and everyone's wondering if she's going to show.
I've been watching the TMZ live feed since it began about a half hour ago, and it never ceases to amaze me that there are some pretty vultured-out people out there in the world. I mean, I'm pretty voyeuristic when it comes to this kind of stuff (most people are, whether they want to believe it or not), but the guys and girls lined up outside of the courthouse are all like, "Dude! There's an open spot here, come stand next to me!", acting like it's Christmas or a huge line to get tickets to their favorite show or whatever. I'm sitting here, with bated breath, rapt attention, and hoping sincerely that I don't have to pee for the next twenty minutes or so. PS, TMZ: E! Online's video stream is way better.
But whatever. Twenty-two minutes to go 'til Lindsay's deadline arrives. Will she make it, or will we start receive breaking reports that she's been hospitalized or something?
Stay tuned ...
[Update 11:10 AM ET: Security guards are telling everyone to back up "about a foot." Looks like she might be on her way soon. They always know stuff we don't.]
[Update 11:15 AM ET: I just overheard someone saying that she's left "the house." Let's hope she's not late.]
[Update 11:17 AM ET: Fucking Michael Lohan arrives!!!]
[Update 11:19 AM ET: Lots of trashy-looking people arriving for other court-related infractions, basking in the fact that they're on camera. You can hear Michael in the background saying, "Just leave my daughter alone."]
[Update 11:22 AM ET: Still no Lindsay. Dude, move your hairy elbow. I just knew I'd have to go to the bathroom before this was all over. Sheriffs still telling people to back up.]
[Update 11:26 AM ET: Four minutes 'til deadline. Wouldn't you just die if she didn't show up? I don't know how much longer I can hold it!]
[Update 11:31 AM ET: OK. The time has come ... and gone. Still no Lindsay. Leave it to the Beav to be fashionably late. People are still being all festive and jovial-like.]
[Update 11:37 AM ET: SHE ARRIVES! Pandemonium ensues, insanity everywhere! People yelling, "DON'T FUCKING PUSH ME!", fights breaking out, Lindsay's practically RUNNING. Oh, and my internet crashed.]
[Update 11:43 AM ET: Lindsay looks like she's having an anxiety attack in the courtroom. Lawyer's trying to pull out stops on "completing programs," hoping that it'll sway the Judge. Heh. As if. ... Cameras are off, but audio's still running. Dammit.]
[Update 11:47 AM ET: I hear handcuffs!! She's been remanded to serve her sentence NOW, and off she goes!]
[Update 11:50 AM ET: People outside holding signs saying, "Free Lindsay!" and screaming, "Let Lindsay go!" Jeez.]
[Update 12:31 PM ET: Lindsay's caravan is still on its way to the jail, where tons of people are awaiting her arrival. Can't imagine what she's feeling, sitting inside that official silver car.]
[Update 12:47 PM ET: Lindsay's caravan has arrived (two cars) and has pulled into a tarp-covered bay at the correctional facility. As of this time, Lindsay's literally in jail. />So, Lindsay's official surrender time is 11:30 AM ET (or 8:30 AM PST, if you're on the West Coast in the US), and everyone's wondering if she's going to show.
I've been watching the TMZ live feed since it began about a half hour ago, and it never ceases to amaze me that there are some pretty vultured-out people out there in the world. I mean, I'm pretty voyeuristic when it comes to this kind of stuff (most people are, whether they want to believe it or not), but the guys and girls lined up outside...
Hey you guys I bet I'm the only blogger on the planet who thought of that headline. Get it??? Because "salt" is kind of a "spice"? (Is salt actually a spice?)
Chicken Legs Jolie and someone who may or may not have been Brad Pitt (we cannot know for sure because he never takes off his damn sunglasses), hit up the big premiere of Salt, the summer blockbuster wherein Angelina Jolie continues to redefine the role of women in action flicks.
I guess all is well with Angie and her father again, because Jon Voight was present and accounted for, along with Angelina's brother and pre-Brad make-out partner James Haven.
Angie stopped to take photos with fans (really, really cute -- because the fans couldn't cross the rope, Angie took their cameras and held them up to take the photos herself, the way you do with all your girlfriends in a bar when you don't trust any of the nearby douchebags to touch your camera), chatted with costar Liev Schreiber, and greeted Naomi Watts with a big hug. Kristin Cavallari was inexplicably there (good publicist, I suppose), but luckily Angelina Jolie didn't take a photo with her (the world would explode).
All things considered, Angelina looks great here. She rarely does these red carpets anymore, but she looks the happiest I've seen her look in a long time. She's still incomparably beautiful, but it's been gradually turning into a more mature sort of beauty and less of a gasp! sexpot! kind of beauty. I like that for her. I do wish she'd eat a little more, but, all in all, I really enjoyed going through this set of pics. It's always nice to see Angelina doing her thing.
[gallery] />Hey you guys I bet I'm the only blogger on the planet who thought of that headline. Get it??? Because "salt" is kind of a "spice"? (Is salt actually a spice?)
Chicken Legs Jolie and someone who may or may not have been Brad Pitt (we cannot know for sure because he never takes off his damn sunglasses), hit up the big premiere of Salt, the summer blockbuster wherein Angelina Jolie continues to redefine the role of women in action flicks.
I guess all is well with Angie and her father again, because Jon V...
So, yep. Lindsay goes to jail today. Or is it Mr. Deeds Goes to Town? Ernest Goes to Camp? None of them are even as remotely as amusing or compelling as the flight to save Lindsay Lohan from her worst enemy -- herself.
Old Linds took to her Twitter late last night to send a last-ditch appeal to her fans (not that, you know, her fans have anything to do with keeping her out of jail, but I'll give her an E for Effort on this one) using the old Disney ploy.
Oh, Lindsay. Good luck today, dude. I know that no filming is gonna be allowed after the Sheriffs officially shackle your ass, but I'm hoping that there's going to be some crazy pap out there with a grainy-assed camera phone that captures the best of your Botox-limited facial expressions on tape -- the angst and the lip-pursing alike. />So, yep. Lindsay goes to jail today. Or is it Mr. Deeds Goes to Town? Ernest Goes to Camp? None of them are even as remotely as amusing or compelling as the flight to save Lindsay Lohan from her worst enemy -- herself.
Old Linds took to her Twitter late last night to send a last-ditch appeal to her fans (not that, you know, her fans have anything to do with keeping her out of jail, but I'll give her an E for Effort on this one) using the old Disney ploy.
Oh, Lindsay. Good luck today,...