The cast of Jersey Shore headed to the New York Stock Exchange this morning to ring the bell and start the day of trading. I have no words, but maybe you do.
The cast of Jersey Shore headed to the New York Stock Exchange this morning to ring the bell and start the day of trading. I have no words, but maybe you do.
I’d say that this country has become one huge low rent trailer park but that would be an insult to low rent trailer parks.
These people make want to crawl in a hole and die, but just my luck — they’re making a fucking appearance in that hole, too!
Considering their ability to affect hair gel and Ed Hardy stock prices, it’s only right that the cast of Jersey Shore be invited to ring the NYSE opening bell.
Their 15 min. of fame ran out, like, about an hour ago. Nobody cares.
I bet they were wondering why this bar was so lame, everyone was uptight and where were the waitresses with shots?
Who knew hair gel & tanning studios would save the economy!