Oh, The Places You Will Go

So I woke up this afternoon (and I don’t need your judgement for that part) to discover a dream I never knew I had had come true.

There’s going to be a special episode of Kate Plus 8 in which the family takes a trip to Alaska and – wait for it! – goes on a camping trip with Sarah Palin!  The glee is nearly too much to handle!

The story, which Kate’s people haven’t commented on, was originally reported by In Touch:

“Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping,” a source says, adding that Sarah’s father, a retired science teacher, and brother, a third-grade educator, will conduct a hands-on natural history lesson for 9-year-old twins Mady and Cara, and 6-year-old sextuplets Aaden, Joel, Collin, Leah, Hannah and Alexis. A mother of a big family herself, former vice presidential candidate Sarah is thrilled about the upcoming visit. “She’s excited because it will be fun and educational for the children. Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!” the insider adds.

I have never seen an episode of Kate Plus 8 before, but you better believe I will be tuning in if this episode is real.  I want to learn elementary science alongside Kate Gosselin.  I want Sarah Palin to indirectly teach me how to avoid bears.  And I’m pretty sure I want to play a drinking game while doing all of that.