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Lindsay And Her Pills: A Love Story

Lindsay Lohan is a big fan of pills (surprise!).  She has a prescription for her acid reflux, prescriptions for two different kinds of anti-depressants, one for Adderall, another for Ambien, and one for Dilaudid, an extremely addictive opiate similar to morphine.  Apparently it’s a bad plan to take the Ambien and the Dilaudid together; a medical correspondent for CBS has this to say about that particular combo:

“The combination of the two can depress your breathing and cause the oxygen in your blood to become dangerously low.  The combination of these two types of drugs is what I give to patients intravenously during a colonoscopy!”

Sounds like a party, Lindsay!  But what kind of doctor would prescribe all these pills?  Here’s a hint:  “doctor” should actually be plural.

Sources who know Lindsay told TMZ that she’s not opposed to going from doctor to doctor to get the prescriptions she wants.  She also has doctors in L.A. and New York, and she “would get a large supply” whenever she had a doctor’s visit.

What a hot mess you are, Lindsay Lohan.  You be sure and have a good time withdrawing from your own personal pharmacy when you get to prison.

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  • Dilaudid!

    That was the shit the psycho in “Sharkey’s Machine” was strung out on. Now if only Lindsay would get shot by Burt Reynolds and company about 25 times and then fall 220 feet out of a hotel window. AWESOME!

  • Whoa…I was on an IV pump of Dilaudid after my wrist surgery and that shit is good….I don’t remember three days of my life on that stuff.

    My fiance was on it after a serious motorcycle accident and had hallucinations of an “M&M lady.”

    I can’t imagine functioning on that on a daily basis.

  • Whoa! I had no idea you could even get a script for dilaudid! I’ve been given it through an iv in the hospital and it was incredible. I’m on a lot of meds too but nothing like dilaudid. I just can’t imagine what possible medical issue she could have which would warrant or justify that potent a medication?

  • It makes me furious that this bitch can get ahold of these meds when people with legitimate chronic pain are put thru hell in order to get them. The authorities should look at the name on the label for Lindsay’s Dilaudid and pay a visit. You get ten days of Vicodin for a root canal, you get Percocet after surgery. The entire country knows this bitch doesn’t need Dilaudid for f*ck’s sake. The system is messed up, man, and it needs to change.

  • Hello sexy Mrs Linday Lohan,how are you doing today,my beautiful Princess.My name is Ike Nash,and I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough,and my phone number is
    (416) 752-2165.And may God who is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords,bless you each and everyday.And I love you so much Linday Lohan,that I wrote you a song.And the name of this song is called
    When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going.And this song was originally sang by a singer named Billy Ocean.But dear Lindsay Lohan,I wrote you my own song to the beat/instrumental of
    When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going,using my own lyrics.So here is my song for you Lindsay Lohan using my own lyrics.

    Song Title:When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going

    My verse 1 for you Lindsay Lohan:Stepping,out,girl in the crowds,wave,baby girl,as you go out,see the fans,as they gather round about,feel happy girl,model for the crowds.I’LL,sing songs for you no doubt,hey sexy girl,I’LL make,you proud.Hit the city,hey pretty,girl,get busy,stay pretty,for ma town,party loud.Get jiggy,roll with,me,lady,hey babe,check ma song,and party loud.

    My chorus for you Lindsay Lohan:Party up,with your friends,and get down,girl,party up everyday,that’s,no doubt.Hit the city,in Canada,lady,sexy girl,baby,model,all around.