Aah … Publicity stunts love is in the air. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green! Totally, um, surprising.
The couple, who’ve been together since 2004 (off-and-on), have decided to re-engage themselves in what’s probably just a publicity push for Fox’s newest, box-office poison Jonah Hex.
Green was said to have re-proposed to Fox on a beach in Hawaii earlier this week, and it definitely fits the persona that Fox pegs herself to be accustomed to — someone begging and pleading for her to accommodate their wishes.
Onlookers claimed to watch the proposal go down, complete with a jumping up-and-down Megan Fox (for that mental image, you’re welcome) and Fox subsequently dropping the two-carat ring somewhere into the sand.
And yes, if you’re wondering, the ring is still missing. No word if Green has to re-mortgage his house to buy a third engagement ring for his lady-in-waiting, but hey. Give the guy some credit. He is porking Megan Fox with the salami sword … can’t do much better than that, right?
I duno. They have such a long history that this just isn't surprising at all to me.