Chris Klein is still fugly, and got arrested this morning for a DUI. Sweet. [Celebslam]
Am I the only one who’s grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Am I also the only one who doesn’t have World Cup fever? [popbytes]
New Star Wars movie? Oh, dear Lord, pleasepleaseplease. [Pajiba]
Is Kate Middleton — gasp — pregnant?! [Celebitchy]
Perez Hilton is not-so sorry over the Miley upskirt shot, and with a face that looks like the undercooked backside of a ham, how the fuck could you tell anyway? [Amy Grindhouse]
Bisexual celebrities abound! [CityRag]
Sasquatch Kardashian — uh, sorry, to clarify, I do mean “Khloe” — dishes on why Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t make a good Celebrity Apprentice. [Pop on the Pop]
What celebrity face would you put on a condom? [Zelda Lily]
Check out this summer’s 10 Hottest Female Celebrity Beach Bodies — they’re smokin’. [Betty Confidential]
Betty White sex tape? Betty White topless? Christ on ice. [OMGBlog]
Did you happen to see Robert Pattinson on the Tonight Show? Nah, me either. [Celebrity Smack Blog]