Yeah, another day, another Megan Fox story about how crazy and kooky she is, apparently. Fox sits with Interview magazine — and what a crafty name, that — and discusses (more) of her public foibles, her aversion to cooking (again) and has some pretty, uh, provocative photos taken with a mannequin that bears a striking resemblance to Fox herself. Other than the fake plastic trees tits, it’s kind of hard to tell who’s who. Frightening, actually, are the similarities.
Anyway. Here’s some handpicked pearls of wisdom from the very illustrious, very “jaded” Megan Fox. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
On the topic of staying undercover as a celebrity:
“I find that it’s easier to disguise yourself when you go to Florida or places like that, because no one is expecting to see a celebrity there. When you throw on a hat and glasses, no one really looks at you twice—because why would you be in Florida?”
On dealing with the paparazzi:
“I don’t really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi. That actually makes me angry. The photographers on the red carpet—that’s their job. They’re usually pretty respectful, so I don’t mind. I mean, I’m not pretentious enough to just sit around and think about how I’m a tool for the whole Hollywood machine. But it has crossed my mind.”
Ha. Megan Fox said, “I’m a tool.”
On how she “hates” doing interviews:
“I know you can’t really put actors or celebrities into two categories, but I’m going to right now: There are the people who really, really enjoy being celebrities, and then there are the people who came by it maybe by accident. I’m one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.”
On her eating habits:
“I was raised in the South, in Tennessee, so I’m going to go with comfort food, soul food. I would probably start with collard greens and candied baby carrots and then have some biscuits and white gravy—and for dessert, probably blackberry cobbler. Having been in a relationship since I was 18, I’m very domestic, but I don’t enjoy cooking for myself.”
You can read the interview in its semi-entirety here, but honestly, I’ve given you the good bits. If you really want to see something interesting, check out the pics. Guaranteed you won’t be disappointed.
i'm not really a megan fox fan but i think the pictures are awesome. those pics would have been just as great with an unknown woman was the model.
They did a great job of making it so you don't notice her thumb.
Love her.
Oh man, thank you for picking these (hilariously stupid) quotes from the interview….everyone else ripping on it seems to be using a different set, and that Florida shit is priceless. It's like, by far the most mind-numbingly insulting/ridiculous thing I've read her say yet. Maybe she's going for the whole Gaga-esque self-parody thing, but yeah, probably not.
Yeah she is pretty, but she can't act. And she is one of those chicks whose looks fade fast. You can already see the signs.
I enjoy the Radiohead reference. I like you, Sarah.
Also, Megan Fox has man hands.
Well at least she didn't say the paparazzi and their invasion of her private life is like being raped ala K-Stew. I know Fox isn't very well liked as a person (so to speak), but I don't see anything scandalous in her interview. I suppose we can chalk up another, no matter what she says – you'll have a reason to hate regardless ;)
I think Megan Fox is honestly a dumb bitch, but these pics are honestly awesome. Surprisingly better than I would have expected from her for sure.
the only thing i can say is “wtf?”…but then again is the same thing i think when she does someting stupid(wich is all the damn time)
She looks an awful lot like Jesse James ho, Bombshell McGee, in these photos (minus the multitude of tattoos).
Hello Megan Fox,here is rap song that I wrote for you.It is called
Thug Till I Die.It was originally rapped by the rapper named
Bizzy Bone featuring another rapper named Trae,but I renamed this song for you,I renamed it
You're A Sexy Princess.And I wrote you my own song to the
beat/instrumental of the rap song named Thug Till I Die using my own lyrics.So here is my song for you Megan Fox.
Song Title:You're A Sexy Princess (This song was written to the beat/instrumental of the rap song named Thug Till I Die).
My Verse 1:Here's my song,girl,play it loud,wave,to the crowds,as,they gather all,around,girl.In my town,shouting loud,party everyday,every summer,all around,girl.Never frown,never doubt,babe,model,everywhere,every year,anywhere,girl.Flip the pages of the magazines,girl,keep making,movies,you're,the number one girl.
Hello,sexy Mrs Megan Fox
Dear sexy Mrs Megan Fox,God bless you my princess.And keep on making more movies.My name is Ike Nash,and I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough,and I wrote you a rap song named We Will Survive.This rap/hip hop song was originally rapped by the rapper named Nas,but I wrote my own rap/hip hop song for you to the beat/instrumental of We Will Survive.I wrote my own short introduction,which starts before the first verse,and I wrote my own verse 1 and chorus for you sexy Mrs Megan Fox using my own lyrics.And I wrote my own lyrics to the beat/instrumental of We Will Survive.So again,this song was originally rapped by the rapper named Nas,but I wrote my own song,to this song's instrumental.You can call me at 416 752 2165.So here is my song for you,sexy Mrs Megan Fox.
Song Title:We Will Survive
My Short Introduction which comes before my verse 1:chill babe,pave the way,every year,everywhere,celebrate.Never fear,I'LL,be near,hello babe,I will care,baby dear,yes,you're great.
My verse 1 for you sexy Mrs Megan Fox:Hey babe,can we date,you're,so great,never fake,and never hate,celebrate,everyday,cause you're,brave,never late,on the pages,of the magazines,do your,thang.Model babe,on the stage,or anywhere,make it clear,you're the star,everywhere,how are you,doing dear,I like your hair,you're so fair,sexy girl,every where.
Chorus:You're the star,shining clear,can I meet you,sexy girl,every year.Take you,out for,a date,everywhere,take you,out for a date,cause,you're so fair.
Hello sexy Mrs Megan Fox,may God my father,the King of Kings and the Lord of lords,the Lion from the Tribe Of Judah,who lives in Mount Zion in heaven make you greater,and bless you forever.
Hello sexy Megan Fox,here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called 1st Of Tha Month,and it was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but I wrote my own song,for you to the beat/instrumental of this song,using my own lyrics.I wrote my own chorus and verse for you,using my own lyrics.And I wrote my own lyrics to the instrumental of 1st Of Tha Month.So once again this rap/hip hop song named 1st Of Tha Month,was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but I wrote my own rap/hip hop song for you to it's instrumental,So here is my song for you sexy Mrs Megan Fox.
Song Title:1st Of Tha Month
My chorus for you sexy Mrs Megan Fox:Hey girl,you're so cool,and,so smooth,I'LL,really like,to see you,someday.Hey,girl,you're so fine,now,it's time,to write you,some,love songs, shordy.
Verse 1:Hey babe,what's up,girl,and,lately,babe,I think,that I'm falling,baby,in love,with you,girl,you rule,the world,and,believe,that,you're precious baby.More than pearls,that's in this world,I like your curves,and I really,like your smile baby,can we talk,on telephones,I'm in the zone,and,I'm chilling outside,cutie.
Dear Megan Fox,here is another chorus and verse 2,that I wrote for you,to the beat/instrumental of the rap/hip hop song named
1st Of Tha Month.I wrote you a chorus and verse 1 yesterday,which was June 27th,and today which is June 28th, I'm writing you another chorus and verse 2,to the beat/instrumental of the rap song named 1st Of Tha Month.So once again,this rap/hip hop song,was originally rapped by the rap group named
Bone Thugs N Harmony,but I'm writing you my own rap song with my own lyrics,to 1st Of Tha Month's beat/instrumental.So here is my song for you,sexy Mrs Megan Fox.
Song Title:1st Of Tha Month
My Chorus:Hey girl,what's popping,babe,how's everythang,I'm chilling in my City,baby,sexy girl,I'm so great,you're so brave,I'LL always,be early,lady.In my mind,you're so fine,and so kind,I'LL always,be nice,honey,when the sun, comes,shining babe,I'LL pave the way,let's party everyday,baby.
Verse 2 for you Megan Fox:Hey love,let's party girl,so sexy,babe,I like the way,you dress,shordy.You're so special,the best,babe,in everyway,in everything,you do lady.And today,is sunny,babe,and lovely,babe,so have,a good day,cutie,you're,so lovely,your beauty,babe,is excellent,and you're,so full of talent,shordy.
Hello Ms Megan Fox.
Hello Megan Fox,here is another business idea of mine,that I will like to share with you,I think that you should open up a Flower Shop,
because,you're a very beautiful lady,and you're very famous as well,
Ms.Megan Fox.
A freestyle rap song for megan fox,rhyming to the instrumental of Body Rott which was originally rapped by Bone Thugs N Harmony.But freestyled by me using my own words,to this song's instrumental.
Song Title: Body Rott
Freestyle verse 1:I know some wanna be stars,they're only losers,yo,and pure jokes.Hit the doors,yo,and hit it slow,yo,they'll only,blow,up in the smokes,hey,she's just a h.e,fools,she'll never grow,who is this girl named Chelsea,who's showing all her,teeth,and they're not very clean,if you know what I mean,need listerene,yo,you're not so clean.I here some sirens,bird,what is your jeans,'bout,you're so skinny,floss on the scenes,yo,so mash your team,hey,I'm rolling with B,B yo,it means Bharti,yo,so brush your teeth,J,yo,it J,yo J is Johhny,yo,so mash her team,T yo,It means,Time to leave,B…h,just leave the scenes.
hello megan fox,how are you doing today,my lovely Princess.
Dear Megan Fox keep on making movies,my dear.
Dear sexy Mrs Megan Fox,how are you doing today,my Princess.Here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called
If I Could Teach The World,and it was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony.But dear sexy Mrs Megan Fox,I wrote my own rap song for you to the instrumental of
If I Could Teach The World,using my own lyrics,I wrote my own chorus and verse 1 for you,using my own lyrics,and I wrote my lyrics to this rap song's instrumental,so here is my rap song for you sexy Mrs Megan Fox.
Song Title:If I could Teach The World
My chorus for Megan Fox:Chilling out,watching films,never slippped,you're so real,with lots of skills,babe.Can we roll,to the stores,I'm never bored,I'm always,pure,and that's for sure,girl.
Verse 1:Put it down,for ma city,I like to work,and make some,money,it's all for you,girl.I'm stepping,out,let's go party,I like you,shordy,I like you cutie,that is my duty.Chilling out,with,my homies,my homie Eddie,my homies,Teddy,and my homeboy Freddie.Writing songs,just for you,cause,you're real,girl,babe,stay pretty,I like your beauty.Let's go shopping at the malls,sexy girl,drink,a glass of wine,I'm sipping alcohol.Let's go clubbing,in my city,in the fall,when,the summer's gone,I fade's um all.Let's go skiing in the winter,after fall,hey,I like you shordy,a party's going,on.
How are you Ms Megan Fox.
hello
Hello Megan Fox,how is everything today.Here is a rap/hip hop song that I wrote for you,it is called Torture.And it was originally rapped by the rapper named Method Man.But dear Megan Fox,I renamed this rap song,and named it Make Money,just for you,and I wrote my own rap song to the beat/instrumental of the rap song named Torture.I wrote my own chorus and verse 1 for you using my own lyrics,and I wrote my lyrics to the beat/instrumental of Torture.So once again I renamed this rap song named Torture that was originally rapped by the rapper named Method Man and named it Make Money,just for you Megan Fox,because you are a girl,and the name Torture does not fit a girl,like you sexy Megan Fox.So here is my rap song for you Megan Fox,that I wrote to the beat/instrumental of Torture.
My Song Title:Make Money
My verse 1 for you Megan Fox:Make money,make more dollars,babe,in the shades,sitting back,getting paid,always early,baby buy an Escalade,if you like to,baby girl,you got it made.How is things,on your side,babe,how is your day?Do you party,regular,or do you stay,with your friends,and shop like everyday,anyway,babe,how was your day?
My Chorus:Shop babe,model all up in the malls,never fall,stand proud,fade um all,make money,and ball,so,can I call,your telephones girl,and fade um all.
Hello Megan Fox,here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called
Get Money,and it was originally rapped by the rap group named
Junior M.A.F.I.A. featuring Notorious B.I.G.
But dear sexy Mrs Megan Fox,I wrote my own rap song for you to the beat/instrumental of Get Money,using my own lyrics.And I wrote my own verse 1 for you,to the instrumental this rap song,using my own lyrics.So here is my song for you sexy Mrs Megan Fox.
Song Title:Get Money
My verse 1 for you Megan Fox:Knock knock,who’s at ma doors,it’s my homeboy,named Brando.Yo,check this girl,who’s rocking shows,you sexy girl,F to the O,then,to the X,baby what’s next,roll,to the malls,cause,you’re the best,making steps,to be on the top,party sexy girl,in the top spots,up in the spotlights,cause you’re hot,keep making movies,girl,never stop,make more money,on the scenes,model sexy,baby girl,walking in your jeans.
Hello Megan Fox,here is an idea of mine of a new movie that I think,you should have the leading role in.It should be,a horror movie,and you should call it,Demons Ride In The Night.And the beginning of the movie should start like this:
One Saturday evening,you(Mrs Megan Fox) and your boyfriend were driving down the highway,in California Los Angeles,listening to a song named When The Going Gets Tough The Tough Get Going,
and this is a song which was sang by a singer named Billy Ocean.So while your boyfriend was driving,and you(Mrs Megan Fox and you boyfriend) were both enjoying listening to this song,a car pulled up beside your(Megan Fox’s and your boyfriend’s) car,driving at the same as you guys.So the passengers in the other car,started saying hello to you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend),and they invited the both of you,to come to a huge party,that they were having,a couple miles away,just off of the highway.So then you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend)accepted their invitation to be at the party that these people were having.And the number of people in the car,that pulled up beside you guys,were 6 people.They were three ladies and three men,and the names of the ladies were,Marianne Smith,Theresa Rogers and Isabella Rodriguez,and the name of the three men,were Thomas Smith,Ben Rogers and Peter Rodriguez.So then you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend),started following the six people that invited you to the party,until you all got there.So finally you(Ms Megan Fox and your boyfriend,and the group of six people from the other car) all arrived at a huge house party,that was being attended,by 100 people,and the music was playing loud,and there was food and drinks everywhere,and everyone present at the party,were all dancing and having a great time.When all of a sudden,the music stopped playing,and the 100 guests,suddenly disappeared right before your(you Megan Fox’s and your boyfriend’s) eyes.And the only people that you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend) saw,were the six people that invited you there.So then you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend) run to your car to leave,but the car doors will not open when you use your car keys.Then the six people who invited you to the party started to approach you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend) with evil smiles on their faces.And one of the ladies,said that they were demons from hell below,and they were gonna hurt (you Megan Fox and your boyfriend) because they(the six people) thought that you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend) were fake people,who only care about riches and wealth.So then you(Megan Fox) punched the lady in her mouth a couple times,because,she pissed you off.Then the lady you punched disappeared and appeared again behind your (you Megan Fox’s) back,so then you(Megan Fox) punched at her again,but she disappeared again.And after this brief little fight,the lady joined the the other five demons,who were laughing in an evil way at you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend),then the demons said that they knew about the city,that you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend) lived in.And this city was California,and the six demons said that they were gonna destroy your city,the next day.So then your(Megan Fox’s) boyfriend tried the car doors one more time,and finally he got it open,so then you both rushed inside of your car,and started the engine,and when you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend) both looked at the six demons they were floating above the ground,with evil smiles on their faces,so then you(Megan Fox and your boyfriend) sped off in your Ferrari car,without looking back at the demons.So now it’s up to you(Mrs Megan Fox and your boyfriend) to help your city,to destroy these six demons,that are planning to cause problems for California.
Dear sexy Megan Fox,that movie script above was my idea of a new movie that I think,you should have the leading role in.And please don’t be offended,or scared about this new movie idea of mine,I am not trying to hurt you in any way.
hello megan fox
Dear Megan Fox here is a song that I wrote for you.It is called
Danger’s No Stranger,and it was originally sang by a puppet group named How Now Brown & The Moo Wave,and this puppet group is from a kid’s show named Sesame Street.
But dear Megan Fox,I wrote my own song for you,to the
beat/instrumental of Danger’s No Stranger,using my own lyrics.So here is my song for you written to the instrumental of
Danger’s No Stranger.
Song Title:Danger’s No Stranger
My chorus:Let’s roll,going out,girl,shopping at stores,when stepping,out love,how are you,you’re doing great,love,what’s up above,it’s my father,named God.
My verse:Chill babe,I’m falling,in love,and in Zion,is my father named God,he rules the world,with his holy gold rod,and I’m his son,so I’m writing you,a song.
Dear Megan Fox,I am so sorry about the song title of this song,I should of renamed it with a different song title.I am not trying to scare you at all.
Hello megan fox,once again I was not trying to hurt or scare you by the song title of trhis song.I am sorry for any problems caused
Hello sexy Mrs Megan Fox,I think that you should keep on acting and be a celebrity model
Hello sexy Mrs Megan Fox,here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called Mrs Officer,and it was originally rapped by the rapper named Lil Wayne featuring the R&B singer named Bobby Valentino.But dear sexy Mrs Megan Fox,I wrote my own rap/hip hop song for you to the beat/instrumental of Mrs Officer using my own lyrics.So here is my rap song for you written to the instrumental of Mrs Officer.
Song Title:Mrs Officer
My Chorus for you Mrs Megan Fox:Let’s chill,or take,a drive on,a summer day,hey,pretty baby,I’LL,take you out,for a tour,of ma city,girl,sexy lady.Driving through,ma city babe,how are things with you,girl,can you feel me,I like to read the bible girl,you got the title babe,of,a sexy lady.
Verse 1 for you Megan Fox:Driving,through,my town girl,I wrote this song,babe,cause,you’re a cutie,with lots of beauty,it is my,duty,to love,and soothe,thee,hey,sexy baby.Do you wanna have dinner,you’re winner,hey pretty shordy,I got ma homeboy Johnny,here,with a couple drinks,if that’s,okay.So what’s up,girl,what you think,about a party,girl,up in ma city,you dress so good,and look,so pretty,I’LL,call my homeboy up babe,so don’t worry,about how to get around,I’LL make you feel welcomed,girl,in ma city,and in ma town,we get down,and I’LL,never ever frown,babe,so,you’ll be okay.
I wish you lots of God’s blessings,sexy Mrs Megan Fox.
Hello Megan Fox,here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called Family Tree,and it was originally rapped by the rap group,named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but I wrote my own rap song for you to the beat/instrumental,of their rap song named Family Tree,using my own lyrics,Mrs Megan Fox.
Song Title:Family Tree
My chorus:You’re,welcomed,to my city,babe,chilling, everyday,with your family,lady,how was your day,you paved,the way,for your city girl,it’s very clear,baby.
Verse 1:How’s everythang,how’s,it going,how was your day girl,it’s,Saturday,baby,hey sexy,girl,I love your curves,it’s your world,girl,keep on modeling lady.So what’s popping,can I take you shopping,you’re hotter than, the,stars that’s faking life,baby,hey pretty,girl,it’s your turn,keep on doing your thang,in the spotlights,lady.
Hello sexy Megan Fox,here is a rap song that I wrote for you,it is called Shotz To Tha Double Glock.And it was originally rapped by Bone Thugs N Harmony,but I wrote my own rap song for you,to the beat/instrumental of this rap song,using my own lyrics,so here is my own rap song that I wrote for you to the instrumental of Shotz To Tha Double Glock.
Song Title:Shotz To Tha Double Glock
My verse 1:Megan Fox,you’re nice,and so,fine,that’s why,I am crazy,in love,with you,girl,sexy girl,you’re,so,sexy,lady.Hanging out,girl,uptown,with some friends,talking about,how,you’re so,sexy,keep blazing,and filming,movies,you’re a cutie,and a honey,be ma lady.
Hello sexy Mrs Megan Fox,here is a reggae song that I wrote for you,it is called My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix),and it was originally sang by the singer,named Grace Jones featuring the reggae singer named Bounty Killer.But dear Megan Fox,I wrote,my own reggae song,for you to the beat/instrumental of My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix).Using my own lyrics,so here is my reggae song for you sexy Mrs Megan Fox,that I wrote for you,to the instrumental of My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix).
Song Title:My Jamaican Guy (Hard Mix)
My short intro which comes before my chorus:Girl,can I see, you,later.
My Chorus:Girl,you’re sexy,girl,girl,can I meet,you one day.You’re a Princess,babe,baby,can I,call you later.You’re,a super model,babe,baby,can we go shopping,Monday,babe,you’re so cool,girl,baby,girl,you’re fine,pretty lady.
My verse 1:Hey,girl,how is everything,sexy girl,you rock,pretty,baby,pretty lady,hope,your day,was great,baby,can I meet,you,some day.We should go,downtown,in ma city,riding,feeling good,cause,you’re so,great,and so brave,and special,sexy,girl,baby,can I,greet,you one day.
hi love
hi megan fox
hello megan
hello brian austin green