Ok, so there was Gary Coleman’s original, official will from 1999 that appointed a friend as executor of his estate and left all of his assets to the “Trustee of the Millennium Edge Trust.” Then his crazy ex-wife produced that sketchy hand-written document that named her the sole beneficiary from 2007, but that’s just a codicil of the original will. Now there’s another will from 2005 in which Gary leaves everything to some chick named Anna Gray. Apparently Anna and Gary were close buds and roomies, but when Gary met ol’ Shannon Price, things went south. According to Gary’s manager,
“When Shannon moved in, the relationship got difficult because Shannon didn’t like the fact that there was somebody else in his life, and, of course, he sided with [Shannon], and Anna was asked to leave.”
If the 2005 will is proven valid, there’s a good chance that Anna Gray could end up with everything. I really hope that’s what happens, because I think that’s what will cause Shannon Price to give up all pretenses of being human and finally revert to her true form, which is a siren. But not like a bird woman or anything traditional like that, like the one from Supernatural, where she’s just some person who gives people whatever they need and then makes them do crazy things. Yeah, like that.
So I just want to say, I've stopped reading here since my favourite writer left, and here's why: she could really write, and you guys can't seem to. You don't even have a witty writing style to make up for all the mistakes.
Rather than being really annoying and posting each mistake on every post (believe me, I'm not even a writer and Beet articles make me cringe/want to pull out the red pen) I'm just going to give you a one-sentence mythology lesson: Harpies are the traditional bird women, and Sirens are the sexy women on rocks who sing to sailors.
Oh, and just in case you think “Supernatural” invented this new type of 'siren', you'll find a Kelpie is a man-creature who makes people fall in love with him for his charm and generosity, then leads them into the lochs with him. Sounds familiar?
Maybe you guys should stop watching TV and, I don't know, read a book or something?