Glee is becoming the latest television show to be made into a porn. Thanks, Hustler, for making my life a little more complete.
The film isn’t going to be released until next month, but you can watch the trailer, which features Sue Sylvester kissin’ up on Tina, Mr. Schuester looking a little busted and creepin’ on a whole bunch of people, and what looks like a Cheerios orgy. And if you’re as entranced by the musical number featured in the trailer as I am, you can watch the entire performance of “Big Tushy Ho’s” here. And since this whole post is about porn, I don’t think I have to tell you the links are NSFW, but I feel obligated to tell you that they are censored, so unfortunately you can’t see Mercedes lifting her skirt and actually showing Rachel her “pretty cotton tail.”
God, I love porn. I can only imagine the process of filming this beautiful piece of art. The actors doing vocal warm-ups while being fluffed, the hair stylist breaking down into tears because she can’t find a shitty enough wig to use for Sue, the musical director throwing chairs because the actress playing Rachel can’t work out the harmony in “Big Tushy Ho’s.” There are so many possibilities.
this is AWESOME.
is it wrong that i am excited and want to watch this for entertainment value?
Glee is not an entertainment. Remember when you used to beat the shit of of these drama queens.