Kim Kardashian goes out with a new guy that looks suspiciously like Scott Disick. I hope they’re not literally trying to keep it in the family. All sorts of “ick.” [Celebslam]
LL Cool J just keeps getting sadder and sadder … First Halloween H20, and now this. [popbytes]
Holy Christina Hendricks. Holy Ryan “I-Never-Thought-You-Were-Hot-‘Til-This-Moment” Reynolds. Oh, and take this survey, too. [Pajiba]
Those Scientology brainwaves must have really effed Nicole Kidman up some. [Celebitchy]
Congrats to Kevin Costner, who welcomed his sixty-third child into the world yesterday. Here’s lookin’ at your latest competition, Duggars! [Amy Grindhouse]
The evolution of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, just in case you happened to miss the last twenty years or so. Oh, and they share a birthday with me, which is coming up. June 13th. Mark it on your calendars, bitches! [CityRag]
Vanessa Simmons is trying fiercely to be Rihanna. Oh, well. [Pop on the Pop]
Bill O’Reilly is an even bigger asshole than most of you ever dreamed. [OMGBlog]
Fran Drescher’s gonna assault your ears in another (possible) sitcom: the real-life story of how her voice turned her former husband gay. (And wouldn’t you run screaming in the other direction if you heard that warble during sex?) [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Things are not all roses and vampire bites for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. [Betty Confidential]
Celebrities aren’t the only ones that hate their significant others. [Zelda Lily]