Because it looks like it's going to be her last stretch of freedom for a while.
When Lindsay Lohan missed her court date earlier this morning because she was having a good ol' time at Cannes, the judge was not at all pleased. She issued a warrant for Lindsay's arrest and set her bail at $100,000, making the stipulation that she could post bail and remain out of jail until her hearing only if she refrained from drinking and agreed to weekly drug testing. The judge also didn't believe Lind...
You know, I'm actually getting kind of sick of hearing about the nocturnal activities that Courtney Love's vagina participates in. Especially when they're completely outlandish, like sleeping with Kate Moss.
Come on, Court. Kate Moss? Really? I know Moss probably doesn't remember the majority of the nineties, and the fact that she's a coke-blowing super-floozy doesn't really help, but even the craziest, ho-iest of coke-blowing floozies have some standards, you know.
While that decade was a blur for both of these lovely ladies, Cour...
Our lady crazy, Tila Tequila, was in attendance at last night's Maxim Hot 100 party last night in LA. As per normal, she was photographed on her back, flashing her lady bits and acting a fool.
How the hell does she even get invited to these things? Honestly. Maybe I should head out to Hollywood and flash my nether regions for all to see and maybe, just maybe the myth of Tila's hypnotizing chocha can be debunked. Is it Tila-crotch that makes the world go 'round, or is it just grimy coo...
Okay, I might have to kill myself. Really. Ryan Gosling is like, my man. There's a whole slew of male celebrities that I find to be uber-attractive, but Gosling tops the list. Then Adrien Brody, then Bear Grylls ... the rest is just fluff.
Have you heard of the new movie, Blue Valentine? Cool fucking story. Gosling and Williams filmed this movie -- no lie -- last spring in the town in which I last lived, Honesdale, Pennsylvania. I remember hearing that Gosling was coming to town and w...
Though John Travolta (56) and wife, Kelly Preston (47) are having a baby at their ripe old ages, American Idol judge Simon Cowell puts the kibosh to any possible rumors that he'd have children now, or ever. Cowell states that he's far too old to consider being a papa -- he's 50 -- and discusses the decision with Oprah:
"I... you know, I worry about that because of my age. You know, when I was younger, my dad used to play soccer and, you know, games with me and I worry - I worry that if I was 70. it worries me a bit."
Simon, dude, ...
I don't dislike Jill Zarin. She's really upset me this season of Real Housewives of New York City with her immature behavior, but she's I generally think she's an alright chick. Apparently Lynn Spears, Britney's mama, thinks the same thing. The two were seen out to dinner in NYC last night and a little birdie (I'm so sure it wasn't Mrs. Zarin herself) spilled the beans to Fox News about their conversation:
"Jamie Lynn is looking at colleges. Jamie Lynn wants to go to college and Lynn needed ...
Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I'm starting to love this, by the way. I'm starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it's essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it's a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It's as if Michelle "Bombshell" McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James f...
Vivid Entertainment released even more stills from my girl Kendra's sex tape and those dirty bastards at CelebSlam had 'em all. I posted some mostly censored ones after the jump, but you can check out some of the most... uh... compromising ones over there.
Some things to look out for:
Kendra is wearing lace-up boots in some of the shots. LOL.
There are two of those little "lady visors" that were trendy back in 2002 hanging next to her door.
The dude she's having sex with? He's white.
Brest implants re...
I didn't want to watch the first Men in Black movie because I was nine and I wasn't into aliens, but my brother was a dick and threatened some kind of bodily harm if I didn't see it, so I did. I didn't want to watch the second one, but Johnny Knoxville was in it, and since Johnny Knoxville is my secret love, I had to watch it. I didn't even know there was a third one in the works, but there is, and I'm going to have to watch that one too.
Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords is g...
When we last heard from Lindsay, she was worried about not being able to make her court date on Thursday due to volcanic ash. But now, girl has bigger problems. Someone stole her passport.
But she's totally trying to get back to L.A., guys. She tried to board her flight without a passport, but they just wouldn't let her. She's made an appointment with the U.S. embassy to get a new one, but her appointment isn't until 9:00 tomorrow morning. Do that math, and Lindsay's not going to mak...
Though their "mutual" split was said to be "amicable," sources at RadarOnline claim that a custody battle for Berry and Aubry's child, Nahla, is in the works and it doesn't look all that "amicable" at all.
The couple have had joint custody of the child over the past few weeks that they've been separated, but Aubry reportedly isn't happy with the situation:
"It’s been pretty difficult for Gabriel to see Nahla the last few weeks ... He’s really getting sick of it and it’s getting to the ...
Because it looks like it's going to be her last stretch of freedom for a while.
When Lindsay Lohan missed her court date earlier this morning because she was having a good ol' time at Cannes, the judge was not at all pleased. She issued a warrant for Lindsay's arrest and set her bail at $100,000, making the stipulation that she could post bail and remain out of jail until her hearing only if she refrained from drinking and agreed to weekly drug testing. The judge also didn't believe Lind...
You know, I'm actually getting kind of sick of hearing about the nocturnal activities that Courtney Love's vagina participates in. Especially when they're completely outlandish, like sleeping with Kate Moss.
Come on, Court. Kate Moss? Really? I know Moss probably doesn't remember the majority of the nineties, and the fact that she's a coke-blowing super-floozy doesn't really help, but even the craziest, ho-iest of coke-blowing floozies have some standards, you know.
While that decade was a blur for both of these lovely ladies, Cour...
Our lady crazy, Tila Tequila, was in attendance at last night's Maxim Hot 100 party last night in LA. As per normal, she was photographed on her back, flashing her lady bits and acting a fool.
How the hell does she even get invited to these things? Honestly. Maybe I should head out to Hollywood and flash my nether regions for all to see and maybe, just maybe the myth of Tila's hypnotizing chocha can be debunked. Is it Tila-crotch that makes the world go 'round, or is it just grimy coo...
Okay, I might have to kill myself. Really. Ryan Gosling is like, my man. There's a whole slew of male celebrities that I find to be uber-attractive, but Gosling tops the list. Then Adrien Brody, then Bear Grylls ... the rest is just fluff.
Have you heard of the new movie, Blue Valentine? Cool fucking story. Gosling and Williams filmed this movie -- no lie -- last spring in the town in which I last lived, Honesdale, Pennsylvania. I remember hearing that Gosling was coming to town and w...
Though John Travolta (56) and wife, Kelly Preston (47) are having a baby at their ripe old ages, American Idol judge Simon Cowell puts the kibosh to any possible rumors that he'd have children now, or ever. Cowell states that he's far too old to consider being a papa -- he's 50 -- and discusses the decision with Oprah:
"I... you know, I worry about that because of my age. You know, when I was younger, my dad used to play soccer and, you know, games with me and I worry - I worry that if I was 70. it worries me a bit."
Simon, dude, ...
I don't dislike Jill Zarin. She's really upset me this season of Real Housewives of New York City with her immature behavior, but she's I generally think she's an alright chick. Apparently Lynn Spears, Britney's mama, thinks the same thing. The two were seen out to dinner in NYC last night and a little birdie (I'm so sure it wasn't Mrs. Zarin herself) spilled the beans to Fox News about their conversation:
"Jamie Lynn is looking at colleges. Jamie Lynn wants to go to college and Lynn needed ...
Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I'm starting to love this, by the way. I'm starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it's essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it's a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It's as if Michelle "Bombshell" McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James f...
Vivid Entertainment released even more stills from my girl Kendra's sex tape and those dirty bastards at CelebSlam had 'em all. I posted some mostly censored ones after the jump, but you can check out some of the most... uh... compromising ones over there.
Some things to look out for:
Kendra is wearing lace-up boots in some of the shots. LOL.
There are two of those little "lady visors" that were trendy back in 2002 hanging next to her door.
The dude she's having sex with? He's white.
Brest implants re...
I didn't want to watch the first Men in Black movie because I was nine and I wasn't into aliens, but my brother was a dick and threatened some kind of bodily harm if I didn't see it, so I did. I didn't want to watch the second one, but Johnny Knoxville was in it, and since Johnny Knoxville is my secret love, I had to watch it. I didn't even know there was a third one in the works, but there is, and I'm going to have to watch that one too.
Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords is g...
When we last heard from Lindsay, she was worried about not being able to make her court date on Thursday due to volcanic ash. But now, girl has bigger problems. Someone stole her passport.
But she's totally trying to get back to L.A., guys. She tried to board her flight without a passport, but they just wouldn't let her. She's made an appointment with the U.S. embassy to get a new one, but her appointment isn't until 9:00 tomorrow morning. Do that math, and Lindsay's not going to mak...
Though their "mutual" split was said to be "amicable," sources at RadarOnline claim that a custody battle for Berry and Aubry's child, Nahla, is in the works and it doesn't look all that "amicable" at all.
The couple have had joint custody of the child over the past few weeks that they've been separated, but Aubry reportedly isn't happy with the situation:
"It’s been pretty difficult for Gabriel to see Nahla the last few weeks ... He’s really getting sick of it and it’s getting to the ...