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I Can Never Tell if Kirsten Dunst Looks Better or Worse

Kristen in Cannes I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I love Kirsten Dunst. I feel like I'm always hearing people say they can't stand her, but I've loved her since she was a kid in Interview With a Vampire and wanted to be her when she was Amy in Little Women and thought she was seriously funny in All I Wanna Do! (I don't think enough people know about that movie, BTW. It's mad campy and funny. Netflix it.) But you know, people are always saying she's a drunk and she looks like crap, and I can see that,...

Best Honeymoon Ever?

A photo of Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris at the Gersh Agency's upfronts Just last Saturday, Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris got married. And what other way to celebrate than by promoting television shows? This week, the two have been in New York, doing interviews and talking to corporate sponsors and not really honeymooning at all. Jensen is promoting Supernatural while Danneel is all about a new show on NBC, Friends With Benefits, so tough break, One Tree Hill fans (if any of you still exist). I'm not trying to start shit, but is this weird to anybody else? ...

Justin Bieber Is Clearly A Gift From God

The Biebz has brought so much light to my life.  I have a friend who is dating one of the lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, and I've had oodles of fun coming up with jokes for that situation.  My imaginary boyfriend (who is imaginary in the sense that we're not really dating, not in the sense that I have hallucinated a person to be my boyfriend) is known for his remarkable rendition of "Baby."  Just when I thought that Justin Bieber couldn't bring me any more glee, he went and got filmed running into a door. I haven't been feeling ...

Bret Michaels Back in Hospital For a Stroke and a Hole in His Soul

photo of poison frontman bret michaels on stage singing Wait, sorry, that's Aerosmith.  Michaels has a hole in his heart, not his soul. But, yeah, yikes, if it weren't for bad luck (or, uh, health), Bret Michaels would have no luck at all, right? And completely aside from that, how many horrible things need to happen to someone in succession until they finally just die? Jaysus. Bret Michaels, who was admitted to the hospital last month for a brain hemorrhage was released earlier this week, but is now back in the hospital for what doctors a...

Meet Megan Fox’s Transformers Replacement

photo of katie cassidy white dress Her name is Katie Cassidy, she's David Cassidy's daughter and she most recently starred in Michael Bay's remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, which, if I'm being completely honest was the absolute balls. And I, uh, mean that in a good way. Since the snooty Fox decided that Transformers was beneath her and wanted to stretch her legs (and nude scenes) in her upcoming indie film, Passion Play, producers for the Transformers franchise didn't want to waste any time or effort in replacing the "irreplaceable" star, and didn't find it all that hard to do so,...

Joe Jonas Does it By Himself

joe jonas performs onstage ... And with his ever-present purity ring, would you expect it any other way? Yeah. Anyway. Joe Jonas claims that he's going to release a solo album, so it looks like the days of the JoBros are quickly coming to a close: "There's nothing to hide. We're just waiting for the right timing. There's a lot of Jonas stuff going on this year, so once there's a place for that record, we'll release it. You'll hear a lot of new music from us." See, when I was a much younger girl, I loved Hanson. I mean, I fucking loved Hanson. I was one of those p...

Michelle Duggar is Worried About the Fate of the Kids She’s Already Got, But She’s Considering Having More

michelle and jim bob duggar with their nineteen children ... And isn't even sure at this moment in time whether or not she's pregnant. Michelle Duggar sat down with People magazine for their upcoming May 31st issue to discuss sex, birth control, children, parenting, her latest child, Josie, and all of the child's health problems (she was born last September, but has been in and out of the hospital since then). She also discussed the almost non-option of what could have been a lifesaving MRI for her ill child: " ... The couple find themselves str...

Justin Bieber Makes Out In Parking Lots

Justin Bieber Makes Out The Safe Way Justin Bieber keeps it real unlike his Disney employed peers. While they're all playing the virgin card, Bieber's at least copping to getting his make out on all over town like any other teenager. Biebs talked to the NY Post about his lip-locking and the self-described great kisser said that he's down to make it happen with a chick wherever, but he's not going to compromise his insurance rates in the process.  "I mean, if you're driving, you make a little stop... you know, like the Wal-Mart rest stop, you're good," J.Biebs said of his roadside liplocks. Bu...

Rub One Out To This, Twihards

New Poster for Twilight: Eclipse As far as I'm concerned, all these Twilight movies are good for is turning out hot boring people for us to look at. Exhibit H: Xavier Samuel. I don't know who this cat is or where he came from, but one thing is for sure: I'd do him. Apparently this dude's character, Riley, doesn't even play that large of a role in the Twilight books, so it's odd that they'd release a new poster for Eclipse featuring just him, but hey! If those folks making these movies have figured out one thing, it's that loo...

The Jonas Brothers Just Lived My Worst Nightmare

JoBros Escape From LA Elevator Unharmed OK, well, my worst nightmare is technically burning to death or rape or being kidnapped by some Buffalo Bill type and living in a well and applying lotion to my skin per his request, but this is sure up there. The Bros were recently performed a concert at The Grove in Los Angeles. The Grove is one of those "urban oasis shopping centers", kind of. It's an outdoor mall, basically. They have a little train running through it (annoying, not charming) and a fountain and shit like that. There's...

Paris Hilton Stays Ass-y In Cannes

Paris Hilton Flashes The Club in Cannes Everyone's still in Cannes partying their faces off because they're fucking rich and I'm poor and I never go anywhere and I'm tired and my bones hurt. I'm sorry. ANYWAYYSSS... Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky (who just has the bitchiest face ever, and I'm sorry because I tried to like her but every time I see her I'm like, "Oh, that bitch is judging the hell out of someone right now.") were partying it up in Cannes last night when Paris' ass decided that it no longer could be contained a...

Miley Cyrus Is Toxic

A photo of Miley Cyrus at the Hannah Montana wrap party Or her jewelry is, at least. Walmart is pulling her jewelry line off the shelves after lab tests showed that the jewelry contains a high amount of cadmium, which is bad news (cadmium poisoning was on House, if that tells you anything).  It's not lethal if it's simply worn, but it will fuck your world up if you ingest it, and that's what people are worried about. Well, by "people," I mean the Associated Press, who conducted the test.  Walmart and Miley knew about the cadmium months ago, b...
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