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Paula’s Back!

A photo of Paula Abdul at the TV Land Awards Not back to American Idol or anything.  No, this is better.  Paula Abdul is the executive producer, creative partner, lead judge, mentor, and coach for a dance competition show, Got to Dance.  The show is going to premiere on CBS sometime mid-season as the U.S. edition of a British show with the same name, and it will no doubt be a train wreck. I never really got into American Idol, but I have a friend who watches it religiously, and she always sends me clips and says "watch this hilar...

Keep It in Your Pants, Cuddy

A photo of Lisa Edelstein and Hugh Laurie Lisa Edelstein, better known as Cuddy from House, has always rooted for a romance between her character and Laurie's.  You can't really blame her - you know a large percentage of House viewers want to bang him - but Lisa's a little vocal about it.  After the finale of the sixth season, which hinted at an actual relationship between the two, she hasn't been holding back: "I think they need to go for it!" Cute, right?  Yeah, that's cool, but then she went on to talk about Laurie specificall...

Love It or Leave It: Jared Leto’s … Uh, I Don’t Even Know What.

photo of jared leto and bandmate in colorful clothing Somewhere in syndication heaven, Angela Chase is slitting her wrists and listening to The Cure. Jared Leto, who did a whole bunch of screenwork after My So-Called Life is now more, um, well-known for his stage antics and musical performances. These photos were taken recently, believe it or not, and showcased his eccentric style of 80's pop-nouveau-punk Rainbow Brite psychadelia. His band, 30 Seconds to Mars, has achieved some fame in that people sometimes go to see them play, but really ...

Mariah Carey: Pregnant, Undergoing Hormone Treatment or Just Flat-Out Flubby?

photo of mariah carey in white bathing suit Rumors are swirling lately over Mariah Carey's sudden weight gain and many are claiming that she's either a) pregnant, or b) taking on fertility treatments in order to get pregnant. I'm just thinking that she's gotten fat, me. The National Enquirer states that Carey's blown up because she and husband, Nicky Cannon, are trying to have a child, but her 41 year-old body isn't responding well to traditional methods: MARIAH CAREY has secretly resumed fertility treatments in a desperate bid to becom...

Lindsay Lohan is a Really Bad Liar

And she uses "big words," like "disconcerting." She also claims that she's not taking drugs and doesn't understand why people say that she's going to jail, because she's just, like, totally compliant and drug-free. Oh, and although her mother has already blown up her spot on the real reason she was "stuck" in Cannes, Lohan claims that she was stuck in Cannes because her passport was stolen and she couldn't get out of France. She also throws her dad under the bus, claiming that he's a convicted felon that ...

Simon Monjack Found Dead

photo of brittany murphy and simon monjack, both now dead Simon Monjack, widower of the late Brittany Murphy, was found dead in the home he shared with Murphy's mother last night. Murphy's mother, Sharon, found Monjack unconscious in the master bedroom late last evening and sources claim that the preliminarily determined cause of death is cardiac arrest -- just like Brittany herself. The LAPD claims that yes, while there were (still) various prescription medications in the home, they are ruling out any suspicious conditions or suicide. Murphy wa...

Are Miley and Mandy Still BFF?

Miley and Mandy: Together Again Miley Cyrus and her one-time BFF Mandy were seen out in Studio City yesterday grabbing some sushi. These two were inseparable for years, but over the last year or so we've barely seen the two of them out together. Is it just business from their work schedules, or have Miley and Mandy drifted apart? One cause of such a rift would be the age difference between the two. Mandy's of legal drinking age and is often seen out at LA clubs getting her party on while Miley's not even old enough to buy a p...

If You Thought Ke$ha Was Harmless, Please Watch This

When Ke$ha first hit the scene, I think the consensus was "whatever." You know, so what if the blond girl who can't sing wants to have a song on the radio? How's it going to hurt? This is how it's going to hurt. This is Colette Carr. I'm sure she's a perfectly nice girl, so don't get it twisted. I don't have a problem with Colette Carr, I have a problem with Colette Carr making "music". The video above (NSFW!) features the Malibu-raised (aka RICH) Colette basically ripping off Ke$ha's whole bit, and not even doing it better. "Bitch Like M...

Lady Gaga Bans Her Dancers From Having Sex on Tour

Lady Gaga doesn't seem like a prude to me, especially after the photos we posted yesterday, but she does seem like a control freak and a narcissist, which is why the news that she's forbidden her dancers from having sex while on tour comes as no surprise to me. Apparently Gaga wants her dancers to forget their own needs and just "make love to her", a request that I'm sure her dancers have no problem fulfilling. A source spoke to DailyStar about Gaga's demands: “She has made it quite cl...

Dina Lohan Admits She Helped Her Daughter Avoid Arrest

Dina Helps Lindsay Break the Law There's absolutely no question that Lindsay Lohan's so fucked up because of her parents, specifically her enabler of a mother, Dina. I don't know if Dina's trying to keep her daughter crazy, but that's ultimately what she's doing. In an interview with RadarOnline, Dina admitted that the whole "Lindsay lost her passport and can't leave France" thing was just a lie to keep her from getting arrested once she touched back down in the states. Disgusting. Dina told Radar: "We did what we had to ...

It Appears That Joe Francis May Not Be The Good Guy We Thought He Was

Joe Francis Accused of Beating Female Employees Joe Francis was accused of beating on Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole at an LA nightclub last year and now he's facing similar accusations, except this time it's from his employees. Two female employees of Joe's production company Mantra Films have filed reports saying that their boss manhandled them on two separate occasions. Things got really bad one day over at Mantra offices when Joe discovered that one employee had alerted the media to Joe's violent behavior. From a source who spoke to RadarOnline: “Joe came back and physically attacked that fe...

Shut the Hell Up, Scott Disick

Scott Disick is the Worst Kourtney Kardashian's babby daddy Scott Disick is a douchebag. I really hate him. After watching him on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and seeing that he's just a bottom-feeding nobody who happened to impregnate one of those amazing Kardashian sisters and "strike rich" so to speak,  I can't stand him. I think that he's as bad as Spencer Pratt for playing into his role as the villain and for treating Kourtney in a humiliating and degrading way in order to maintain that character. If Scott had...
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