The peeps over at Family Guy aren't playing around when it comes to getting their Emmy nomination this year. The guys over there have put together a "for your consideration" packet that, in addition to being hilarious, is pretty unforgettable.
Along with a Precious-themed card (seen above), the packet they sent out to Emmy voters included these other hilarious taglines and endorsements:
Family Guy - written by 8 WASPS, 6 Jews, 2 Asian and 1 Gay.
We peaked 3 years ago, so by your logic we should get an Emmy now
You have to vote for us — we did a holo...
Remember when that Greyson Michael Chance kid was on Ellen? Ellen certainly does: she's making her own record label, and Greyson will be the first artist signed. She's said that Greyson inspired her to do this, and she'll use the label to sign other artists she discovers. Greyson, who is being co-managed by Madonna's and Lady Gaga's managers, will be on Ellen again today to perform an original song.
There are so many things that are lovely about this news. For one, I'm excited about ...
I wonder if it's the equivalent of Amy Winehouse going back to black or Britney Spears going back to, uh, pink.
The newly-free, almost-jailbird Lindsay Lohan has lightened her once-black tresses to a light, sunny blonde. And her hair follicles scream in a pained response, along with myriad club owners that remember Lindsay's (even more) coked-out, club-hopping, DUI-getting days. My advice to them? Shut it down, buddies, shut it. the fuck. down.
Lohan was said to have spent ten hou...
So, is anyone still watching American Idol anymore? I know we haven't covered it practically at all this year. It seems like the thrill is gone, and you can thank B.B. King for that. Uh, indirectly, I guess.
Anyway, like I said in a previous post, I'm not a huge fan of either Crystal or Lee, but if I had to choose, it'd totally be Lee. Unfortunately, after last night, I think Crystal (just based on last night's performances) kind of has it in the bag. She came across as determined and win-this-thing-...
Girlfriend honestly looks like she has an under-bite when she does it. It looks awful. I mean, I love Kristen Stewart's look, I think she's classically beautiful, and if she were a lesbian and I were a lesbian and it was another time and place, I'd totally do her, but she looks way wonky when she juts out that mandible of hers.
Stewart recently interviewed with Elle's UK magazine and did the obligatory photo shoot along with it and frankly, if you've looked at the photos, there's absolutely...
I see a blonde, bra-ed, Britney leaving a hair salon* in Beverly Hills sans boyfriend/former-employee Jason Trawick. And you know what? Though she's smiling, and looking so much better than she did, say, two years ago (or even a year ago, when she was menstruating all over designer dresses), she doesn't look well. I mean, check out the weave for one (and didn't her hair grow back yet? For crying out loud). It's totally disheveled and almost kinda matted on the one side. Matted! How horr...
Fantastic. You're the kind of reader we appreciate around here.
We don't have it. But it's on Drunken Stepfather. IT IS TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Did you read that sentence carefully? YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH THIS IN AN OFFICE WHERE ANYONE -- including bosses, small children, pets or old ladies -- MIGHT WALK BY YOUR DESK. To be very, extra, super clear: It is a clip of Kendra Wilkinson giving a blow job. Watch it here.
A few comments:
1) Kendra's original tits are adorable! She didn't n...
If you're as tired of logging on to Twitter only to see nothin' but Bieber trending, you're not alone. A web designer has created a browser tool that will spare you of any and all Bieber mentions.
From The Telegraph:
The Shaved Bieber application, which users can add to their browser by saving it as a bookmark, covers up all instances of the words "Justin Bieber" and "Bieber", as well as any photos that include Bieber in their file names.
The tool is likely to prove particularly popular on Twitter, where the incessant tweeting of his teenag...
It's time again to play that slightly modified so it's safe for work classic: Dump, Marry, Date. Category is Ladies Who Have Recently Unveiled Their New Millions of Milkshake Signature Shake and the rules of the game haven't changed. You just have to pick which one of these ladies you would dump, which you would marry and which you would date.
For me the choice is clear: dump Blonsky 'cause she has a history of violence, date Sophie because she'd be decent to be seen with in public and marr...
Celebrity Apprentice Rod Blagojevic is back to work. [Betty Confidential]
McLovin wants to bang Dina Lohan ... I may hurl. [Celebslam]
Why bullfighting should be banned. I warn you; it's extremely unsettling and graphic and gross. But I had to share, anyway. [popbytes]
If you could replace American Idol's Simon Cowell with any fictional character, who would it be? [Pajiba]
The Sun claims that there's going to be some different, undeniably hot, vapid chick replacing Megan Fox in the new Transformers movie. I highly doubt it; Katie Cassidy is, like, the shit. [Celebitchy]
Chris Noth gets a little ass-grabby on the red carpet. [Amy Grindhouse]
Name that pink bikini-clad skinny ass. [CityRag]
Did Kim Kardashian have major Botox, or what? [Pop on the Pop]
Carol Bartz slams Michael Arrington, telling him to "fuck off" during a live, televised interview. [Zelda Lily]
Wanna watch the teaser for the latest Kylie Minogue video? [OMG Blog]
Aww, Lindsay Lohan's court-monitored jewelry rears its tacky little head. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Celebrity Apprentice Rod Blagojevic is back to work. [Betty Confidential]
McLovin wants to bang Dina Lohan ... I may hurl. [Celebslam]
Why bullfighting should be banned. I warn you; it's extremely unsettling and graphic and gross. But I had to share, anyway. [popbytes]
If you could replace American Idol's Simon Cowell with any fictional character, who would it be? [Pajiba]
The Sun claims that there's going to be some different, undeniably hot, vapid chick replacing Megan Fox in the new Transformers movie. I highly doubt it; Katie Cassidy...
My friend Jordan Rubin and I have been working our little (and I mean little) butts off on our podcast DotComBoom and this week we were able to score an interview with Grammy-winning producer Mark Ronson (brother of Samantha) and his homie Alex Greenwald, who you may know best as the lead singer of Phantom Planet.
We got to interview Mark in his hotel room at the super-swanky Chateau Marmont and Mark and Alex talked about everything from Mark's recent work with Amy Winehouse (one of his BF...
The peeps over at Family Guy aren't playing around when it comes to getting their Emmy nomination this year. The guys over there have put together a "for your consideration" packet that, in addition to being hilarious, is pretty unforgettable.
Along with a Precious-themed card (seen above), the packet they sent out to Emmy voters included these other hilarious taglines and endorsements:
Family Guy - written by 8 WASPS, 6 Jews, 2 Asian and 1 Gay.
We peaked 3 years ago, so by your logic we should get an Emmy now
You have to vote for us — we did a holo...
Remember when that Greyson Michael Chance kid was on Ellen? Ellen certainly does: she's making her own record label, and Greyson will be the first artist signed. She's said that Greyson inspired her to do this, and she'll use the label to sign other artists she discovers. Greyson, who is being co-managed by Madonna's and Lady Gaga's managers, will be on Ellen again today to perform an original song.
There are so many things that are lovely about this news. For one, I'm excited about ...
I wonder if it's the equivalent of Amy Winehouse going back to black or Britney Spears going back to, uh, pink.
The newly-free, almost-jailbird Lindsay Lohan has lightened her once-black tresses to a light, sunny blonde. And her hair follicles scream in a pained response, along with myriad club owners that remember Lindsay's (even more) coked-out, club-hopping, DUI-getting days. My advice to them? Shut it down, buddies, shut it. the fuck. down.
Lohan was said to have spent ten hou...
So, is anyone still watching American Idol anymore? I know we haven't covered it practically at all this year. It seems like the thrill is gone, and you can thank B.B. King for that. Uh, indirectly, I guess.
Anyway, like I said in a previous post, I'm not a huge fan of either Crystal or Lee, but if I had to choose, it'd totally be Lee. Unfortunately, after last night, I think Crystal (just based on last night's performances) kind of has it in the bag. She came across as determined and win-this-thing-...
Girlfriend honestly looks like she has an under-bite when she does it. It looks awful. I mean, I love Kristen Stewart's look, I think she's classically beautiful, and if she were a lesbian and I were a lesbian and it was another time and place, I'd totally do her, but she looks way wonky when she juts out that mandible of hers.
Stewart recently interviewed with Elle's UK magazine and did the obligatory photo shoot along with it and frankly, if you've looked at the photos, there's absolutely...
I see a blonde, bra-ed, Britney leaving a hair salon* in Beverly Hills sans boyfriend/former-employee Jason Trawick. And you know what? Though she's smiling, and looking so much better than she did, say, two years ago (or even a year ago, when she was menstruating all over designer dresses), she doesn't look well. I mean, check out the weave for one (and didn't her hair grow back yet? For crying out loud). It's totally disheveled and almost kinda matted on the one side. Matted! How horr...
Fantastic. You're the kind of reader we appreciate around here.
We don't have it. But it's on Drunken Stepfather. IT IS TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Did you read that sentence carefully? YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH THIS IN AN OFFICE WHERE ANYONE -- including bosses, small children, pets or old ladies -- MIGHT WALK BY YOUR DESK. To be very, extra, super clear: It is a clip of Kendra Wilkinson giving a blow job. Watch it here.
A few comments:
1) Kendra's original tits are adorable! She didn't n...
If you're as tired of logging on to Twitter only to see nothin' but Bieber trending, you're not alone. A web designer has created a browser tool that will spare you of any and all Bieber mentions.
From The Telegraph:
The Shaved Bieber application, which users can add to their browser by saving it as a bookmark, covers up all instances of the words "Justin Bieber" and "Bieber", as well as any photos that include Bieber in their file names.
The tool is likely to prove particularly popular on Twitter, where the incessant tweeting of his teenag...
It's time again to play that slightly modified so it's safe for work classic: Dump, Marry, Date. Category is Ladies Who Have Recently Unveiled Their New Millions of Milkshake Signature Shake and the rules of the game haven't changed. You just have to pick which one of these ladies you would dump, which you would marry and which you would date.
For me the choice is clear: dump Blonsky 'cause she has a history of violence, date Sophie because she'd be decent to be seen with in public and marr...
My friend Jordan Rubin and I have been working our little (and I mean little) butts off on our podcast DotComBoom and this week we were able to score an interview with Grammy-winning producer Mark Ronson (brother of Samantha) and his homie Alex Greenwald, who you may know best as the lead singer of Phantom Planet.
We got to interview Mark in his hotel room at the super-swanky Chateau Marmont and Mark and Alex talked about everything from Mark's recent work with Amy Winehouse (one of his BF...