Maybe you're a nerd. Maybe you just like action-packed movies. Maybe you're like me and you just nod and smile when charming young men eagerly tell you about things like the sequel to Iron Man or who finally got cast as Captain America in hopes that someday they might also tell you with that same eagerness that they would like nothing more than to be your loving husband. I don't know, I'm not trying to pass judgement. But odds are, you probably saw The Dark Knight because, for whatever re...
I'm Emily. I'm also the new weekend writer, and furthermore, I am super excited about this. I'm a 21-year-old college student in Virginia, and in a week, I'll have a degree in Acting. That means that I've been talking some serious smack about people like Lindsay Lohan for years now, so I have an expansive background in this sort of thing. Just saying.
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Yesterday was Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's second anniversary, so they decided to celebrate accordingly by renewing their marriage vows. This makes their third wedding - the original, the one they had on their first anniversary, and this one. This third wedding also means a third white dress and a third diamond ring. And that is ridiculous.
Nick is the one going on about all this, saying things like:
"We get married every year! That's our thing."
Is it, Nick? Is that your thing?...
What's that? You don't know who Cinco Armstrong is? Why, it's Lance Armstrong's fifth child, of course! Don't worry, Cinco's account should get verified as soon as he grows a skeleton.
According to the fetus' profile page, it will be named either Jack or Olivia once it forms a reproductive system. Regardless of sex, little Cinco already has 1, 946 followers, so there won't be any issue of love in the kid's life. He or she will also have four siblings, a hot mom, and a father who is an Ame...
Jodie Sweetin, best known for her role as Stephanie on Full House and also her meth addiction, is preggers with her second kid! Sweetin is also in the midst of finalizing her divorce from Cody Herpin, the father of the first kid, two-year-old Zoie (really? Zoie? Such inventive vowel use, Jodie). It's been quite the busy month for everyone's favorite middle child from 90's television.
The father of the child is Sweetin's boyfriend, Marty Coyle. He's a DJ, so this baby is going to be unbelievably talented (either that or addicted to drugs, i...