But who is surprised?
Little Chelsea Clinton is getting married soon, and of course her father is walking her down the aisle. This would all be just fine and appropriate, but Chelsea told Bill that he needs to lose 15 pounds for the big day. The former President said:
"[Chelsea] told me the other day, she said, 'Dad, the only thing you gotta do is walk me down the aisle, and you need to look good.' So I said, 'Well, what's your definition?' And she said, 'Oh, about 15 pounds.' So I'm halfway ...