Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guess Who’s Gay!

Let me lay these facts out before I say anything: I am not a country music fan. I never have been and never will be, even though my grandmother tried to brainwash me when I was younger by forcing me to watch recycled episodes of Hee Haw and all of the country singers that were featured. Like The Statler Brothers. I swear -- I never got into it. Anyway, country music artist, Chely Wright, has confirmed to People magazine that she is, in fact, gay. Wright's been on the country music scene...

James Franco, You’re Not Looking So Hot. But I’m Not Going to Go and Assume That You’re Experimenting With Intravenous Drugs, Though.

Franco was recently photographed and he totally looked worse for the wear. According to Fame Pictures, speculation is being generated by his run-down, tired-looking appearance and they're insinuating -- gasp! -- drug use: “Pineapple Express” actor James Franco’s appearance at the “Saturday Night” premiere in New York City, New York on May 2, 2010 stirred up quite a few questions concerning the star’s well being. The usually strapping young performer showed up to the event lookin...

Break Out the Hankies: Seth Green is Officially Off the Market!

I have a soft spot in my heart for Seth Green. Not because he's "cute," not because he does voice-overs on Family Guy, but because he played the part of Richie Tozier so damned well on the television production of Stephen King's It way back in the day. He rocked Richie. Anyway, Seth has gone and tied the knot with his new bride, Clare Grant. Grant, the model/actress, gained her fame appearing in Black Snake Moan with Christina Ricci and currently stars in MTV's $5 Cover, a show about bar-a...

Liz Rosenberg: “No, Fool, Those Aren’t Madonna’s Diaries.”

According to eBay, there's a 17-notebook lot available which claims to house the Queen of Pop's personal thoughts, scrawlings, memoirs and juicy secrets. So, have $2.5 mil lying around? Damn, girl, for that low, low price it could be yours. The seller states that she ended up with them because Melissa Crowe, Madonna's former assistant, was unloading some stuff and didn't want to be hampered with the journals any longer. Read: her storage compartments were raided and the contents auction...

Ever Wonder What It’s Like Inside the Mouth of a Jersey Shore Guido?

Wonder no more. It's probably a combination of cigarettes, Pina Colada, Juicy Fruit chewing gum, the nether-regions of other Guidos or Guidettes and now, thanks to Spencer Pratt, "Guid-o Juice." "Guid-o Juice" is under research and development by the new dynamic business duo: Spencer Pratt and Snooki's almost-tanner ex, Emilio Masella. The drink is said to become "the most popular Guido energy drink in the world." The two have already teamed up in anticipation of the blockbuster show, "Fist Pumping For Love," but it doesn't look like the grav...

Denzel Washington Gets A Gold Star

Acting on film and acting on stage are two very different things. They're two completely separate schools of acting, with two completely different ways of working.  Some people can't do both (remember Jeremy Piven?), but some people really can, and Denzel Washington is one of those people. In 1988, Washington was in a show called Checkmates, then in 2005 he was in a revival of Julius Caesar.  Now a revival of August Wilson's Fences has started with Denzel in the leading role, and accordin...

The Kentucky Derby Happened. Exciting Stuff.

I know there are like horses and shit at the Kentucky Derby, and that's all great, but I really don't care about that because EVERYONE LOOKS SO CUTE!  The Kentucky Derby could very well be my favorite red carpet event for fashion, and I don't care what that says about me as a person, I unapologetically love it. Above is Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz being the most adorably dressed people in the entire world.  Seriously, look at them and tell me they're not.  You cannot do it, and if y...

According To America, Horror Movies Are Awesome

This weekend, the new Nightmare on Elm Street movie opened, and it was kind of a big deal.  It raked in an estimated $32.2 million, which placed the movie at the number one slot in the box office. I don't really understand the mass appeal of movies like this.  When you go to see a horror movie, you're expecting shitty acting from largely unknown actors (except with Nightmare on Elm Street there's Katie Cassidy, the girl that played the first Ruby on Supernatural, so that's something) and an entirely pred...

Michael Jackson’s Secret Soulmate?

It's been a big week for Michael.  First the Cirque du Soleil business, now this.  Jason Pfeiffer, Jackson's office manager, recently made claims that he was secretly dating Jackson until his death, and that the two had a "passionate and sexual relationship."  They met at a dermatology office where Pfeiffer had been working (which just makes me giggle). In an interview with Extra, Pfeiffer said the following while telling the story of how the two began their relationship: "We were just sitting...

The Clintons Raised a Bitch

But who is surprised? Little Chelsea Clinton is getting married soon, and of course her father is walking her down the aisle.  This would all be just fine and appropriate, but Chelsea told Bill that he needs to lose 15 pounds for the big day.  The former President said: "[Chelsea] told me the other day, she said, 'Dad, the only thing you gotta do is walk me down the aisle, and you need to look good.' So I said, 'Well, what's your definition?' And she said, 'Oh, about 15 pounds.' So I'm halfway ...

Jessica Simpson Dreams Big

At the White House Correspondents' dinner last night, Jessica Simpson revealed her one true wish:  to be Michelle Obama. "I really do [want to be Michelle Obama].  She's such an incredible woman, and she's with such a powerful man. Everything she does she exudes confidence.  I'm really just here to celebrate her." Shoot for the moon, Jess.  Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. On the topic of stars, the Correspondents' dinner was full of them.  Guests included Justin Bieber...

Lindsay Lohan, You Better Get It Together

Because this crazy is coming at you real quick. Michael Lohan is taking action to get a conservatorship for his wacky daughter.  This isn't the first time Daddy is threatening this, but this time, the stakes are a little higher.  If fate takes a hand, Lindsay will be going to jail this time, so clearly Michael Lohan has to jump to the rescue.  What a shining example of heroism, Michael. Michael has said that he would totally be up for taking the job of Lindsay's conservator, but he's willing to consider someone else. Listen, Michael Lohan can't e...